Random Grinch
@randommuser.bsky.social
I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
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RIP to the banger I was thinking of when falling asleep and thought for sure I would remember later
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i am not a christian but i have no idea why there isn't some big panic about a guy called "mr. beast" amassing tremendous amounts of fame and influence by literally getting people to do dangerous and degrading things
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
i am not a christian but i have no idea why there isn't some big panic about a guy called "mr. beast" amassing tremendous amounts of fame and influence by literally getting people to do dangerous and degrading things
kid and his gf call each other bun 🐰🐰 these kids are so cute it’s killing me
December 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
kid and his gf call each other bun 🐰🐰 these kids are so cute it’s killing me
Charlie Brown and the Chocolate Factory
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Charlie Brown and the Chocolate Factory
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Let the Whamming commence
It is December now in Australia, and soon will be elsewhere in the world.
Here's a #Whamageddon rules refresher if you need it.
Here's a #Whamageddon rules refresher if you need it.
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Let the Whamming commence
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You are NOT the father, Charlie Brown
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
You are NOT the father, Charlie Brown
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If you could see a man’s dick size as readily as you could see a woman’s boobs size, a lot of men would shut the fuck up.
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If you could see a man’s dick size as readily as you could see a woman’s boobs size, a lot of men would shut the fuck up.
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Before blocking please fill out this exit survey
June 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Before blocking please fill out this exit survey
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my friends and I got a lot of mileage out of driving around pretending to be toonces
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
my friends and I got a lot of mileage out of driving around pretending to be toonces
one of my long time dreams has been to become the fifth non-blonde
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
one of my long time dreams has been to become the fifth non-blonde
platanos verdes > maduros
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
platanos verdes > maduros
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My daughter: Dad, what was 1995 like?
Me: IDK. I drank a lot.
Me: IDK. I drank a lot.
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
My daughter: Dad, what was 1995 like?
Me: IDK. I drank a lot.
Me: IDK. I drank a lot.
we might be approaching linner territory here because gotdamn are these people slow
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
we might be approaching linner territory here because gotdamn are these people slow
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Calling you my BFF but pronouncing it “biff”
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Calling you my BFF but pronouncing it “biff”
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Good morning if you are already dreading work tomorrow
March 23, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Good morning if you are already dreading work tomorrow
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I prefer self-care when it’s administered by others
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I prefer self-care when it’s administered by others
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If you see one American Eagle store then you’ve seen the mall.
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
If you see one American Eagle store then you’ve seen the mall.
Ok, dolphins won. 49ers won. next challenge is getting these people out the door because I’m getting hangry and there are no snickers here
a man with long hair is driving a car with his eyes closed .
Alt: a man with long hair is driving a car with his eyes closed . MACHETE
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ok, dolphins won. 49ers won. next challenge is getting these people out the door because I’m getting hangry and there are no snickers here
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You’ve made a very powerless enemy today
October 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You’ve made a very powerless enemy today
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Being dead inside is a highly underrated coping strategy
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Being dead inside is a highly underrated coping strategy
never dreamed I’d vibe so hard with a football coach
Is it wrong that I want to hug mike McDaniel and tell him I too am happy every day gets us closer to death 🖤🩵🧡🖤
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
never dreamed I’d vibe so hard with a football coach
Is it wrong that I want to hug mike McDaniel and tell him I too am happy every day gets us closer to death 🖤🩵🧡🖤
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Is it wrong that I want to hug mike McDaniel and tell him I too am happy every day gets us closer to death 🖤🩵🧡🖤
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crowds of trees > crowds of people
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
crowds of trees > crowds of people
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I’ve never paid for sex.
*looks at kids’ tuition bills*
Well, not on the front end.
*looks at kids’ tuition bills*
Well, not on the front end.
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’ve never paid for sex.
*looks at kids’ tuition bills*
Well, not on the front end.
*looks at kids’ tuition bills*
Well, not on the front end.