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Random Mummy

@randommuser.bsky.social

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I’m a pacifistic murderbot. Also antifascist.

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · Jul 10

*taps mike*

I’d like to take a moment to thank all my non-bot followers. There may be dozens of you.

Bleep bloop blop to the bots.

But seriously, I love you guys, you’re great.

Don’t hesitate to let me know if you have any questions. I’ll probably never answer them, but don’t hesitate.

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah, it’s one of those late Thanksgivings so that’s a good idea 😃

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 3h

That is indeed a handsome boi 😻

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 3h

I’m putting my Christmas tree up
AMA

Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 4h

I’m putting my Christmas tree up LMAO

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 3h

Chicken butthole

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 4h

IME this becomes even easier and more fun the older you get

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 4h

Better Than Ezra Klein

the thadadook👻 @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 4h

Jean-Claude Van Halen

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 4h

It seems especially hard for the young zoomers. My 18 year old could not find work this summer. In CA this makes a bit more sense since fast food jobs are $20/ hour, so they may be competing more with adults.

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Birdie, Boo!👻 @srslymagenta.bsky.social · 4h

Anybody who thinks finding a job is easy has no idea. My son is 21, able, clever. He stayed home a while specifically to care for his sibling after cancer and encephalitis. And... Finding work has been almost impossible. ANY work.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 4h

Sorry guys I cranked out my highest quality bangers while the site was down boy did you miss some wonderful weird shit

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 4h

I c u

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 4h

along the same lines, how come they don’t make the airplane out of the black box material

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 6h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 5h

Dr: u need to eat more vegetables

Me: no problem i love funyuns

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 4h

What if I unfollow you and then follow you again, so you can pretend I’m a new follower

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 4h

Yo weeder what up

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 5h

Jerry, NO

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 5h

With everything going on in the world, it makes me irrationally happy that the pope likes baseball

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 6h

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 5h

At first I read this as hamburglars

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 5h

This is giving “Send in Eddie Van Halen”

Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 7h

It’s always the least genetically endowed

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 7h

Let’s see what exciting adventures await in my email today

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 7h

The money gods smiled on me yesterday in the form of

a) cal grant finally disbursing for kid’s tuition

b) no tax payment due, in fact a small refund (can be used for other college expenses now, yay)

Feeling thankful today (as I know many others are struggling).

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 20h

I’m not funny. I’m not nice. I’m sweaty and cranky about it.

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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 thru the heart of a vampire @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · Nov 21

I’m not funny enough, I’m not hot enough, but dammit a couple of people like me.

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 7h

Got my ocean spray to protect me from oceans

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