Eelaware
@eelaware.bsky.social
Chris Huff
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son
"Say, any of you boys smithies? - U. E. McGill
Me alone:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu
He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son
"Say, any of you boys smithies? - U. E. McGill
Me alone:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu
He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
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Eelaware
@eelaware.bsky.social
· Jan 22
This is a pleasing meme. I will talk about nice things and I'd love to hear about yours.
1 like = 1 thing I love
1 like = 1 thing I love
You're in her DMs, I'm about to ruin the image and the style that she's used to. I look funny, but yo I'm making money see, so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in towb and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
you're in her DMs, I'm anywhere outside her deployment zone and no less than nine inches from any enemy unit, we are not the same.
you're in her DMs I'm in a copse of woods on the other side of the river Trebia waiting for her signal, we are not the same
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
You're in her DMs, I'm about to ruin the image and the style that she's used to. I look funny, but yo I'm making money see, so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in towb and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
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You ever just look at your record collection like, “damn I have really good taste?”
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
You ever just look at your record collection like, “damn I have really good taste?”
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Platypus
Tasmanian Devil
Lynx
Grizzly bear
Bighorn sheep
Platypus
Tasmanian Devil
Lynx
Grizzly bear
Bighorn sheep
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Humpback whale
Black bear
Great grey owl
Mule deer
Mountain goat
Humpback whale
Black bear
Great grey owl
Mule deer
Mountain goat
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Platypus
Tasmanian Devil
Lynx
Grizzly bear
Bighorn sheep
Platypus
Tasmanian Devil
Lynx
Grizzly bear
Bighorn sheep
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Johnny Cash
Bo Diddley
The Stooges
David Bowie
The Kinks
Johnny Cash
Bo Diddley
The Stooges
David Bowie
The Kinks
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen--
Prodigy
koRn
Primus
Motörhead
Faith No More
Prodigy
koRn
Primus
Motörhead
Faith No More
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen —
REM
22-Pistepirkko
The Cure
Sex Pistols
Bad Religion
REM
22-Pistepirkko
The Cure
Sex Pistols
Bad Religion
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Johnny Cash
Bo Diddley
The Stooges
David Bowie
The Kinks
Johnny Cash
Bo Diddley
The Stooges
David Bowie
The Kinks
Hero
Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Hero
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Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes: tinyurl.com/2uwf6ezp
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Picky Orca Calf Won’t Eat Rich Unless Cut Into Little Yacht Shapes: tinyurl.com/2uwf6ezp
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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*Looks you dead in the eye* A good quality olive oil is better than butter
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
*Looks you dead in the eye* A good quality olive oil is better than butter
we didn’t cause it, we can’t control it, and we can’t cure it
- Al-Anon
- Al-Anon
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
we didn’t cause it, we can’t control it, and we can’t cure it
- Al-Anon
- Al-Anon
My adopted family for today
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My adopted family for today
My aunt has already thrown a massive temper tantrum
happy Thanksgiving to all in similar situations and hopefully more peaceful ones
happy Thanksgiving to all in similar situations and hopefully more peaceful ones
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My aunt has already thrown a massive temper tantrum
happy Thanksgiving to all in similar situations and hopefully more peaceful ones
happy Thanksgiving to all in similar situations and hopefully more peaceful ones
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When I met Alito, he bitched about his workload too
Destroying a country is such hard work for wittle uwu smol beans
Destroying a country is such hard work for wittle uwu smol beans
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
When I met Alito, he bitched about his workload too
Destroying a country is such hard work for wittle uwu smol beans
Destroying a country is such hard work for wittle uwu smol beans
You've just died. The 6th picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
Quite likely 😂
Quite likely 😂
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
You've just died. The 6th picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.
Quite likely 😂
Quite likely 😂
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
Tell Charlie Brown it was only business. I always liked him.
Senator, I served with Charlie Brown. I knew Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Charlie Brown.
Have you no sense of decency, Charlie Brown, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Tell Charlie Brown it was only business. I always liked him.
Anybody else feeling the holiday blues more acutely this week?
Here's Bob Marley
Send along memes, animals, and songs please, TY
Here's Bob Marley
Send along memes, animals, and songs please, TY
Bob Marley - One Love
YouTube video by Bob Marley 1981
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Anybody else feeling the holiday blues more acutely this week?
Here's Bob Marley
Send along memes, animals, and songs please, TY
Here's Bob Marley
Send along memes, animals, and songs please, TY
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Literally hundreds. I'd much rather go alone than go with someone not into it
Have yall ever gone to a concert by yourself? How was it?
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Literally hundreds. I'd much rather go alone than go with someone not into it
Started reading a Vox article and a sentence started "as Matthew Yglesias writes,"
and...no.
and...no.
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Started reading a Vox article and a sentence started "as Matthew Yglesias writes,"
and...no.
and...no.
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Mabel Normand! (and she directed!)
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Mabel Normand! (and she directed!)
Beatles Anthology is cool so far but the editing reeks of Sean Lennon sadly
e.g. removing all but one song of the royal variety performance, weird unnecessary "artistic" choices
machine-learning clean-up of the images could have been less heavy handed but the extra interview clips are great
e.g. removing all but one song of the royal variety performance, weird unnecessary "artistic" choices
machine-learning clean-up of the images could have been less heavy handed but the extra interview clips are great
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Beatles Anthology is cool so far but the editing reeks of Sean Lennon sadly
e.g. removing all but one song of the royal variety performance, weird unnecessary "artistic" choices
machine-learning clean-up of the images could have been less heavy handed but the extra interview clips are great
e.g. removing all but one song of the royal variety performance, weird unnecessary "artistic" choices
machine-learning clean-up of the images could have been less heavy handed but the extra interview clips are great
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Prime ribs are just like regular ribs except they’re only divisible by themselves.
February 5, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Prime ribs are just like regular ribs except they’re only divisible by themselves.
Wow this is a great feed, I really dig all these posts
- me, scrolling down my own likes feed
- me, scrolling down my own likes feed
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Wow this is a great feed, I really dig all these posts
- me, scrolling down my own likes feed
- me, scrolling down my own likes feed
I like ska but this is killing me rn ☠️
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I like ska but this is killing me rn ☠️