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Swishergirl

@swishergirl24.bsky.social

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I have two guys, one for each of you

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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Nov 25

Your secret is safe with me as long as it’s boring

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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · 5h

Because they are owned by right wing billionaires

Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · 1d

Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t think being against fascism should be a crime

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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Aug 28

American math, yes

Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Aug 28

Quick question for the people who tend to jerk off to the 2nd amendment.. why don’t you give a shit about the 5th amendment?

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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Jun 25

Anywhere can be paradise city as long as it has green grass and pretty girls.

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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Jun 17

It was a good day to be on the right side of history #nokings

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · May 5

ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%

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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Apr 26

Hmmm this person blocked me ??

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · Feb 13

My card

Image of a person holding a business card that says try not to fall in love with me

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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Apr 2

How long until there’s a Spirit Halloween in every Tesla dealership?

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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Mar 31

Can we just skip ahead to the part of this shit show where Trump‘s acts like he never heard of Elon Musk?

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Carlos Eagle @mexicoseagle.bsky.social · Mar 19

each day on this planet is worse than the last

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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Mar 18

I miss not thinking about the federal government every day.

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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Mar 16

One things for sure. These thin mints are NOT working.

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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Mar 11

Accurate

Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Mar 11

We need a Disney princess who’s absolutely furious.

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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Mar 6

Totally agree. I’m actually really sad about what happened to Twitter. It used to be so fun. I met my husband on that stupid app 😂

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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Mar 5

Well, it’s nothing like the good old days of Twitter. But I do enjoy the socials

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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Mar 5

How’s everyone holding up?

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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Mar 1

😂

Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Feb 28

How is it possible that Gene Hackman has looked 55 his entire life?

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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Jan 28

The fun thing about being alive today is every time I check the news we’ve lost more civil rights.

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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Jan 26

Trying to focus what I CAN control and that’s how much literal screaming I can do at a time.

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Julia Adult @juliaadult.bsky.social · Jan 16

I’m torn between wanting a flat stomach and wanting to eat 5 grilled cheese sandwiches right now.

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Swishergirl @swishergirl24.bsky.social · Jan 16

Hahaha thank you for noticing