Carlos Eagle
@mexicoseagle.bsky.social
MEX ✈️ Your Mom's House
We need to go back to the old ways, when men and women pretended to hate and to not understand each other. Not this false affinity
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
We need to go back to the old ways, when men and women pretended to hate and to not understand each other. Not this false affinity
What if every instance of "the" was highlighted like life was all a google books search result
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
What if every instance of "the" was highlighted like life was all a google books search result
each day on this planet is worse than the last
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
each day on this planet is worse than the last
My idol is Marilyn Monroe because she was recorded being attractive in the past
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My idol is Marilyn Monroe because she was recorded being attractive in the past
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My baby had a severe allergic reaction to playing peekaboo. I had to take her to the ICU.
October 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My baby had a severe allergic reaction to playing peekaboo. I had to take her to the ICU.
It's Friday which means it's the night that I get into a philosophical discussion with a DJ
December 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It's Friday which means it's the night that I get into a philosophical discussion with a DJ
each day on this planet is worse than the last
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
each day on this planet is worse than the last
i'm forcing my face to grow sexy freckles by using lamps and new bulbs i've invneted
December 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i'm forcing my face to grow sexy freckles by using lamps and new bulbs i've invneted
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The camera zooms in a lone American patriot cleaning his musket. The year is 1776; the place, the surface of the Sun.
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The camera zooms in a lone American patriot cleaning his musket. The year is 1776; the place, the surface of the Sun.
each day on this planet is worse than the last
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
each day on this planet is worse than the last
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I love how firefighters have an axe on their truck.
"The water isn't working! I'm gonna have to go into melee range!"
"The water isn't working! I'm gonna have to go into melee range!"
November 10, 2023 at 6:19 PM
I love how firefighters have an axe on their truck.
"The water isn't working! I'm gonna have to go into melee range!"
"The water isn't working! I'm gonna have to go into melee range!"
The nytimes calling Trump choosing two ultra reactionary women cabinet points 'diversifying' shows the total corporatization of that word
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The nytimes calling Trump choosing two ultra reactionary women cabinet points 'diversifying' shows the total corporatization of that word
each day on this planet is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
each day on this planet is worse than the last
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Unfortunately, time also ravages me, a sweet boy without malice!
September 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Unfortunately, time also ravages me, a sweet boy without malice!
She told me that my cup size is ice cream cup
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
She told me that my cup size is ice cream cup
Your lip plumper makes your bottom lip look like a big belly hanging over an elastic waistband
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Your lip plumper makes your bottom lip look like a big belly hanging over an elastic waistband
each day on this planet is worse than the last
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
each day on this planet is worse than the last
Sandra Bullock is a flirt, she's irrepressible, she's looking great for 66 years old, and she's really living the dream
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Sandra Bullock is a flirt, she's irrepressible, she's looking great for 66 years old, and she's really living the dream
hunter showed me a virtual reality castle that matched his house perfectly
December 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
hunter showed me a virtual reality castle that matched his house perfectly
Removing all the money from my 401k so I can bet on Lomachenko Rigondeaux
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Removing all the money from my 401k so I can bet on Lomachenko Rigondeaux
each day on this planet is worse than the last
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
each day on this planet is worse than the last
👁Don't wear unnatural fibers👁
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
👁Don't wear unnatural fibers👁
each day on this planet is worse than the last
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
each day on this planet is worse than the last