Carlos Eagle
@mexicoseagle.bsky.social
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each day on this planet is worse than the last
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trick or treat yourself with a bag of shit made by me free shipping Usa
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Hi Mom Hi Dad!! This is my GF Krystal and we are giving u a grandchild for Xmas :]
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Fuck Canelo, fuck crooked las vegas judges
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each day on this planet is worse than the last
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drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
ever since getting an inversion table i've had the thought that i should hang upside down by it in the driveway and when someone comes home i can say "hello clarice" like hannibal lecter but i think it might only be funny to me
a person using an inversion table
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just Crucified my wikipe-tan doll (latest etsy purchase) in Dark Ritual lets just say Jimmy Wales will be appealing at the Pearly Gates soon
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each day on this planet is worse than the last
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Guy wearing new yeezys at the gym, tried to spill my shaker cup on him but couldn't unscrew the top in time
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I'd love to be fucked at the apex of the new WTC
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each day on this planet is worse than the last
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every inch of My body aches with laughter poisoning
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I really like ducatis but at the same time i'm getting a bit tired of them
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each day on this planet is worse than the last
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There should be something higher in the food chain than humans. Like a giant bulletproof bird. They just swoop down on your picnic brunch and take Kayla but you keep eating.
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There's a wild stag loose on a Princess cruise
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Travel documents are a breeze to obtain for a man of means
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each day on this planet is worse than the last
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extrafabulous.bsky.social
no way. will report back
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new south wales is the new southern version of Wales, and I'm never leaving
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does anyone know how to care for a massive gash thats open so far that you can see the meat
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white privilege?? i'm made of pure alabaster italian carrara marble and you do NOT know how hard it is to be stone in Amerika