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Criag

@craigpsutton.bsky.social

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Opinions are not my own. Send help! Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer. My bangers feed: https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav My sketches here: https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · Jul 11

Welcome to Craig's Bluesky page!

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“Forever is composed of nows.”

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 16h

I want to have a child, but it's hard to justify the cost nowadays. So instead I'm just going to DIY it and make my own kid. Find a partner to split the cost. Look up some fatherhood tutorials on youtube. My ancestors used to do it the hard way, so why not me.

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d

Did you know that this one acre of restored habitat can support up to 20 wedding announcement photographers

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d

We're way past invoking the 25th amendment. We should invoke the 40th. Heck, invoke 100th amendment!

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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 2d

I prefer organic butlers, not man maid.

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · May 4

Telling the kids bullying me to stop making everything a joke and try having a genuine vulnerable thought some time

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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah I think you should be a “pickup artist”*

* Pick up a paintbrush and start creating art that is sensitive, vulnerable and reveals your true soul.

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 19h

I'm not not a chick

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d

Stop, I can't agree with you any harder

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d

Proto suicide booth

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 1d

You know who I’m sick of? Astronauts. “The eagle has landed” “I’m on the moon”. Shut the fuck up

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d

Stop, I can't agree with you any harder

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d

We're way past invoking the 25th amendment. We should invoke the 40th. Heck, invoke 100th amendment!

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d

Just scrolling through the ads on my favorite place for friends, Facebook

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d

"Sorry folks there's going to be a flight delay while we charge the plane. Does any one have a USB-C? Please see me at the service desk of you have the fast charging kind."