Criag
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
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Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer.
My bangers feed:
https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav
My sketches here:
https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T
Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer.
My bangers feed:
https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav
My sketches here:
https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T
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Criag
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
· Jul 11
Welcome to Craig's Bluesky page!
Estd. 2023
“Forever is composed of nows.”
Estd. 2023
“Forever is composed of nows.”
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“unc” is what zoomers say when diddy kong jumps on their head
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“unc” is what zoomers say when diddy kong jumps on their head
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I'm so good at washing my hands, I can wash for the full 20 seconds in just 4 seconds
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I'm so good at washing my hands, I can wash for the full 20 seconds in just 4 seconds
I'm so good at washing my hands, I can wash for the full 20 seconds in just 4 seconds
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I'm so good at washing my hands, I can wash for the full 20 seconds in just 4 seconds
I love exposing myself to the urinal
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I love exposing myself to the urinal
You can't beat the old style of an antique mall if you're trying to stock your vintage boutique
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You can't beat the old style of an antique mall if you're trying to stock your vintage boutique
I'm on a diet so it's only low-fructose corn syrup for me now
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'm on a diet so it's only low-fructose corn syrup for me now
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yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today i'm fucking your mom
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today i'm fucking your mom
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The people yearn for snake oil
September 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The people yearn for snake oil
Help I'm Being Hunted by My Own Cat
and Other Stories for Husbands Whose Wives are Out of Town
and Other Stories for Husbands Whose Wives are Out of Town
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Help I'm Being Hunted by My Own Cat
and Other Stories for Husbands Whose Wives are Out of Town
and Other Stories for Husbands Whose Wives are Out of Town
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November 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I'm here from the "other" site (hamsterdance dot com)
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I'm here from the "other" site (hamsterdance dot com)
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I like whatever ai tells me that I'm it's favorite little man
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I like whatever ai tells me that I'm it's favorite little man
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welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles
Doing my part my continuing to be too poor to support corporations
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Doing my part my continuing to be too poor to support corporations
No promises but I'll see about putting pants on today
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
No promises but I'll see about putting pants on today
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
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do you think you would be better or worse at surviving outdoors than someone 3000 years ago? For me I think better because I watched a lot of youtube where a guy pretends to live outside
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
do you think you would be better or worse at surviving outdoors than someone 3000 years ago? For me I think better because I watched a lot of youtube where a guy pretends to live outside
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Oh this is a shoes-off house. Your sweaty feet help pick up the cat litter in the carpet.
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Oh this is a shoes-off house. Your sweaty feet help pick up the cat litter in the carpet.
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Got arrested for punching a mime and the judge sentenced me to six months of community theater
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Got arrested for punching a mime and the judge sentenced me to six months of community theater
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Vote blue? No, matter who!
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Vote blue? No, matter who!
oop! something just went extinct
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
oop! something just went extinct
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Hamburger helps those that help themselves
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hamburger helps those that help themselves