David Cooper
@davidbcooper.bsky.social
An artist and cool guy. Currently drawing every Simpsons character ever and making comics.
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David Cooper
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· Sep 29
A short comic about Lenny (1/2) #TheSimpsons #comics
Nothing makes me angrier than when someone rolls their hat along their shoulders and flicks it onto their head. Just put the damn hat on! You’re wasting time! Makes my blood boil. Infuriating.
January 19, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Nothing makes me angrier than when someone rolls their hat along their shoulders and flicks it onto their head. Just put the damn hat on! You’re wasting time! Makes my blood boil. Infuriating.
There was a guy back on X (the everything app) who would message artists asking them to draw female Simpsons characters in ninja masks. His whole thing was cartoon ladies in ninja masks, not even overtly sexy, some of them kinda obscure. I wonder if he ever had a Faith Crowley obsession.
Today in my quest to draw every Simpsons character ever: every appearance of Faith Crowley you could ever hope to ask for! Ya gotta have Faith!
January 19, 2026 at 9:30 AM
There was a guy back on X (the everything app) who would message artists asking them to draw female Simpsons characters in ninja masks. His whole thing was cartoon ladies in ninja masks, not even overtly sexy, some of them kinda obscure. I wonder if he ever had a Faith Crowley obsession.
Today in my quest to draw every Simpsons character ever: every appearance of Faith Crowley you could ever hope to ask for! Ya gotta have Faith!
January 19, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Today in my quest to draw every Simpsons character ever: every appearance of Faith Crowley you could ever hope to ask for! Ya gotta have Faith!
“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace” is like a line from a Bond villain.
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 7:00 AM
“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace” is like a line from a Bond villain.
It’s only been two weeks and I can’t even remember which thing this was referring to.
I can’t believe the winner of the FIFA peace prize would do this.
January 19, 2026 at 6:46 AM
It’s only been two weeks and I can’t even remember which thing this was referring to.
A man goes to doctor and says he's depressed. He says life is not worth living. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple, the film “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” is playing at the cinema down the street. Go and see that, it’ll cheer you up.” Kevin James bursts into tears and says “But doctor…”
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 PM
A man goes to doctor and says he's depressed. He says life is not worth living. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple, the film “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” is playing at the cinema down the street. Go and see that, it’ll cheer you up.” Kevin James bursts into tears and says “But doctor…”
But - and people might not believe this could have sprung forth from the twisted mind of man - we also had a show - “Fireman Sam” - that had a talking fireman. They must have done so many drugs to conjure this up!
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
But - and people might not believe this could have sprung forth from the twisted mind of man - we also had a show - “Fireman Sam” - that had a talking fireman. They must have done so many drugs to conjure this up!
Some of my overseas followers might not know about how insane and wacky children’s TV is here in the UK. Just a cavalcade of the weirdest, trippiest stuff from the darkest corners of imagination. For example, there was this show - “Postman Pat” - that had - get this - a talking postman! Crazy, huh?
January 17, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Some of my overseas followers might not know about how insane and wacky children’s TV is here in the UK. Just a cavalcade of the weirdest, trippiest stuff from the darkest corners of imagination. For example, there was this show - “Postman Pat” - that had - get this - a talking postman! Crazy, huh?
It took less than 15 minutes for people on threads to be like “haha, a toddler president? I’m sure that must have been a typo. What a silly idea, you must feel foolish.”
I think a major problem in the US is that all the recent presidents are old men. They need a president who was born in the last five years.
January 17, 2026 at 7:40 AM
It took less than 15 minutes for people on threads to be like “haha, a toddler president? I’m sure that must have been a typo. What a silly idea, you must feel foolish.”
Okay, fine, I’ll get in on this trend. Here’s a picture of me from 2016.
January 17, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Okay, fine, I’ll get in on this trend. Here’s a picture of me from 2016.
I think a major problem in the US is that all the recent presidents are old men. They need a president who was born in the last five years.
January 17, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I think a major problem in the US is that all the recent presidents are old men. They need a president who was born in the last five years.
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Lee Carvallo sprite.
January 16, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Lee Carvallo sprite.
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Happy First Birthday to my debut Deathbound!
This year has flown in and I am so grateful to the team at Audible for championing it with such passion!
Thanks to everyone who has read and, especially, if you reviewed!
This year has flown in and I am so grateful to the team at Audible for championing it with such passion!
Thanks to everyone who has read and, especially, if you reviewed!
January 16, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Happy First Birthday to my debut Deathbound!
This year has flown in and I am so grateful to the team at Audible for championing it with such passion!
Thanks to everyone who has read and, especially, if you reviewed!
This year has flown in and I am so grateful to the team at Audible for championing it with such passion!
Thanks to everyone who has read and, especially, if you reviewed!
You guys have no idea how much drama there is in the Scottish indie comics scene. Lots of whispers and gossip. Like that guy who made that Lenny comic? Really cool and great online, total jerk in person.
January 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
You guys have no idea how much drama there is in the Scottish indie comics scene. Lots of whispers and gossip. Like that guy who made that Lenny comic? Really cool and great online, total jerk in person.
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Can mushrooms bloom on the battlefield?
January 16, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Can mushrooms bloom on the battlefield?
Same! I’ll go one further: I had never heard of The Critic so for years I thought Jay Sherman was some real well known film journalist guy.
For a lot more years than I want to admit, I thought Lee Carvallo was a real golfer
January 16, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Same! I’ll go one further: I had never heard of The Critic so for years I thought Jay Sherman was some real well known film journalist guy.
Today in my quest to draw every Simpson character ever: man in lift! I’ve actually already covered him in “War of the Simpsons” as “man at party” but I had to acknowledge the second speaking appearance of this fan favourite character.
January 16, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Today in my quest to draw every Simpson character ever: man in lift! I’ve actually already covered him in “War of the Simpsons” as “man at party” but I had to acknowledge the second speaking appearance of this fan favourite character.
Lee Carvallo sprite.
January 16, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Lee Carvallo sprite.
And the best part? They think this is the end of a thread. The fools.
January 16, 2026 at 10:12 AM
And the best part? They think this is the end of a thread. The fools.
Can mushrooms bloom on the battlefield?
January 16, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Can mushrooms bloom on the battlefield?
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Oh, boo yourself.
Today in my quest to draw every Simpson character ever: this IRS employee! Let’s all boo him.
January 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Oh, boo yourself.
Today I heard an advert *for AI* that says AI is good because it can teach you how to fry an egg, a problem that humans have not been able to solve for centuries.
January 15, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Today I heard an advert *for AI* that says AI is good because it can teach you how to fry an egg, a problem that humans have not been able to solve for centuries.
Today in my quest to draw every Simpson character ever: this IRS employee! Let’s all boo him.
January 15, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Today in my quest to draw every Simpson character ever: this IRS employee! Let’s all boo him.
I heard they added this to the new AC update.
January 14, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I heard they added this to the new AC update.