drewtoothpaste
@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social
author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc.
my podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
my shirts: dashare.zone / drewtoothpaste.com
vocals for HELL ORBS: dendycrew.com
my podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
my shirts: dashare.zone / drewtoothpaste.com
vocals for HELL ORBS: dendycrew.com
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how we envisioned the dark future: you wear leather and buy brain stims from a small store in an alley. your wrist computer helps you hack
actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss
actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss
the best reason to stay on earth is to see yourself love more and more, more than you thought you were capable of loving,
(the 9 foot mantid i met on the astral plane: chzzzz zzpzp zzz)
and of course you gotta be here to bear witness to the terrible technologies of the great astral war
(the 9 foot mantid i met on the astral plane: chzzzz zzpzp zzz)
and of course you gotta be here to bear witness to the terrible technologies of the great astral war
December 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
the best reason to stay on earth is to see yourself love more and more, more than you thought you were capable of loving,
(the 9 foot mantid i met on the astral plane: chzzzz zzpzp zzz)
and of course you gotta be here to bear witness to the terrible technologies of the great astral war
(the 9 foot mantid i met on the astral plane: chzzzz zzpzp zzz)
and of course you gotta be here to bear witness to the terrible technologies of the great astral war
just at the end of a snow squall you'll see for maybe ten seconds the weirdest and most beautiful light on earth. thats what you tell an old person when they ask you why you always have your phone
December 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
just at the end of a snow squall you'll see for maybe ten seconds the weirdest and most beautiful light on earth. thats what you tell an old person when they ask you why you always have your phone
"why are we having a discourse about this?" is the same as "why did we stop wearing masks?" because there's no we, there's only you, and the things you are personally doing to shape your life in the ways you want. with free will comes the burden of responsibility. when pizza's on a bagel, you can ha
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
"why are we having a discourse about this?" is the same as "why did we stop wearing masks?" because there's no we, there's only you, and the things you are personally doing to shape your life in the ways you want. with free will comes the burden of responsibility. when pizza's on a bagel, you can ha
my guide to intermittent fasting
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
my guide to intermittent fasting
i hate billionaires, corporations and "tech" but i'd definitely use an app on my phone called Find My Vape where it would just say It's In The Bathroom For Some Reason and i could go get it
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i hate billionaires, corporations and "tech" but i'd definitely use an app on my phone called Find My Vape where it would just say It's In The Bathroom For Some Reason and i could go get it
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The increasingly half-hearted Cat and Girl holiday store is now up! Your once or twice a year chance to get personalized items, my once or twice a year chance to clear up some closet space. Will this be the year someone buys the licorice eyebrows tin? catandgirl.com/attic-shoppe/
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The increasingly half-hearted Cat and Girl holiday store is now up! Your once or twice a year chance to get personalized items, my once or twice a year chance to clear up some closet space. Will this be the year someone buys the licorice eyebrows tin? catandgirl.com/attic-shoppe/
in 2020 someone on a local group posted that they were moving and had set their houseplants on the curb. by the time i had gotten there, someone had come by and taken all the pots, and left the plants behind. i took this dying croton, repotted it, and it bloomed for the first time this fall 🌱
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
in 2020 someone on a local group posted that they were moving and had set their houseplants on the curb. by the time i had gotten there, someone had come by and taken all the pots, and left the plants behind. i took this dying croton, repotted it, and it bloomed for the first time this fall 🌱
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these ARE made
they should ALWAYS be made
i WILL make them
i WILL help you make them
they should ALWAYS be made
i WILL make them
i WILL help you make them
December 4, 2023 at 7:57 PM
these ARE made
they should ALWAYS be made
i WILL make them
i WILL help you make them
they should ALWAYS be made
i WILL make them
i WILL help you make them
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this is a fight i lost and i'm too tired to keep being a blowhard about it but i do think less of people who use spotify
spotify wrapped? more like “spotify warped music and devalued labor while paying those who made the songs you love fractions of pennies,” thank you
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
this is a fight i lost and i'm too tired to keep being a blowhard about it but i do think less of people who use spotify
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business insider loves to make videos titled "Why are an exploited country's working class melting down plastic for $0.0001 a day?" and honestly if you cant think of the reason you shouldn't act lile you know how business works
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
business insider loves to make videos titled "Why are an exploited country's working class melting down plastic for $0.0001 a day?" and honestly if you cant think of the reason you shouldn't act lile you know how business works
got 20+ different shirts here, all the classics plus some new designs. also got mugs, wrapping paper, hoodies, and a few other items: dashare.zone
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December 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
got 20+ different shirts here, all the classics plus some new designs. also got mugs, wrapping paper, hoodies, and a few other items: dashare.zone
the richest people in america enjoy the approval of the government, police and media, but they know what the rest of us think about them, even if they don't acknowledge it in a literal sense, because they're building underground bunkers
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
the richest people in america enjoy the approval of the government, police and media, but they know what the rest of us think about them, even if they don't acknowledge it in a literal sense, because they're building underground bunkers
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thanks, business doula
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
thanks, business doula
i was the first person on bluesky to make mark cuban mad. you're welcome
December 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i was the first person on bluesky to make mark cuban mad. you're welcome
we don't have Door Dash or Uber or Grub Hub where i live but we have the shit truck and can you honestly say the other three feed the earth like the shit truck does
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
we don't have Door Dash or Uber or Grub Hub where i live but we have the shit truck and can you honestly say the other three feed the earth like the shit truck does
in 2017 i accidentally watched one paint smush video and every computer in america now displays an anonymous hand that mixes paint colors together as i walk by. tried leaving my phone off or at home. they can still tell it's me. well anyway take it from me it's hard to separate those paints afterwar
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
in 2017 i accidentally watched one paint smush video and every computer in america now displays an anonymous hand that mixes paint colors together as i walk by. tried leaving my phone off or at home. they can still tell it's me. well anyway take it from me it's hard to separate those paints afterwar
blew my nose (not sick just dry air) and 1 of the boogers smelled like a can of spaghetti-o, a food i haven't eaten in at least 40 years. has it been in there the whole time. is it an actual spaghetti-o from the 80s. or is it like wine where its just grapes in there but it takes on aspects of scent
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
blew my nose (not sick just dry air) and 1 of the boogers smelled like a can of spaghetti-o, a food i haven't eaten in at least 40 years. has it been in there the whole time. is it an actual spaghetti-o from the 80s. or is it like wine where its just grapes in there but it takes on aspects of scent
"the empathy problem"
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"the empathy problem"
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THERE BACK !! "JUST WALK OUT" MUGS AT dashare.zone ORDER NOW & GUARATEED TO ARRIVE BY XMAS
- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
THERE BACK !! "JUST WALK OUT" MUGS AT dashare.zone ORDER NOW & GUARATEED TO ARRIVE BY XMAS
- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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all weed that is smoked is indica. if you smoke weed and it energizes you and you say it's a sativa take a closer look. you are smoking a cigarette
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
all weed that is smoked is indica. if you smoke weed and it energizes you and you say it's a sativa take a closer look. you are smoking a cigarette
this box of bulbs sprouted through their box before i could plant them. life bursts through the seams, breaks out of any shape you try to confine it in, seeks light and nourishment at any cost. however because this is america i'm throwing them in a hole in the ground where they will freeze
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
this box of bulbs sprouted through their box before i could plant them. life bursts through the seams, breaks out of any shape you try to confine it in, seeks light and nourishment at any cost. however because this is america i'm throwing them in a hole in the ground where they will freeze