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author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc. my podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity my shirts: dashare.zone / drewtoothpaste.com vocals for HELL ORBS: dendycrew.com

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · Nov 30

how we envisioned the dark future: you wear leather and buy brain stims from a small store in an alley. your wrist computer helps you hack

actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 4h

beautiful setup!

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 4h

found these little guys hiding under a potted plant in the garden. i never put the plant into the ground because i knew i was gonna have to take it back inside once it got cold. but i forgot to tell the salamanders

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 13h

a small jar of datil peppers and a large jar of unripe cayenne/hab/misc peppers, both fermenting in brine, for hot sauce 🌱

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 19h

Taking walks can reduce your sense of impending doom.
Try to walk 24 hours a day if possible!

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 1d

1 like of this post = I will put my hand inside car door 1 time. i will unscrew the decorative parts and put my hand in there 1 time. 3 likes = 3 times

drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 1d

me and a guy down the road both stopped to avoid this deer. the french call this "pas de deux"

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 1d

great shot!!

drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 1d

what could go wrong

then, assuming your purchase goes up in value infinitely over time, you'll be rich!

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 2d

odysseus couldn't have done all that stuff if he had a job

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 2d

that's a shame. Energy Apple is a great name

drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 2d

if i had to see this today, so do you

cows grazing in a field next to the green mountains

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · Oct 1

there are like 5 crises that are all accelerating at once in America now, but a fun game to play is to pick one and say the other four are just the media's way of distracting us from the one you picked

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 2d

whoops!

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 3d

its so funny to feed your body stuff like Hard Seltzer and Smart Ones and Cheez-It and then act like it's betraying you when you reach the outcome you've requested

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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 3d

. @404media.co is investigating book bans. They could use your pointers on where to be looking. You can do it anonymously.

"We need help deciding... which school districts and cities to seek public records from and... where we should point our reporting efforts. "

www.404media.co/help-us-inve...

Help Us Investigate Book Bans and Educational Censorship Around America

404 Media has gotten a grant to unearth public records about systematic censorship of books, schools, and libraries in the U.S.

www.404media.co

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 4d

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 3d

i'm not a huge mead-head but the homebrewed stuff is way better than anything i ever bought in a bottle. must have to do with the fact that it takes forever to brew