Random Muser
@randommuser.bsky.social
I’m a pacifistic antifascistic murderbot. Whatever the hell that means.
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Random Muser
@randommuser.bsky.social
· Jul 10
*taps mike*
I’d like to take a moment to thank all my non-bot followers. There may be dozens of you.
Bleep bloop blop to the bots.
But seriously, I love you guys, you’re great.
Don’t hesitate to let me know if you have any questions. I’ll probably never answer them, but don’t hesitate.
I’d like to take a moment to thank all my non-bot followers. There may be dozens of you.
Bleep bloop blop to the bots.
But seriously, I love you guys, you’re great.
Don’t hesitate to let me know if you have any questions. I’ll probably never answer them, but don’t hesitate.
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The light of early spring on the first flowers of the season. #BlueSkyArtShow theme is #Bright all day Saturday. Link to the feed in comments.
#photography #flowers #gardening
#photography #flowers #gardening
November 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The light of early spring on the first flowers of the season. #BlueSkyArtShow theme is #Bright all day Saturday. Link to the feed in comments.
#photography #flowers #gardening
#photography #flowers #gardening
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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As a woman, this is the biggest frustration in my life. I dream of having a bff/beloved who REVELS in my weird and sometimes esoteric knowledge of random topics. Let's go play trivial pursuit. As long as it's not sports, I do ok.
You ever be in social circles where being smart is considered cringe? Like any time you know something, you're ridiculed?
That mindset is so surreal to me as someone who grew up in a space where NOT being smart was seen as some deeply embarrassing shit. I wonder what drives that.
That mindset is so surreal to me as someone who grew up in a space where NOT being smart was seen as some deeply embarrassing shit. I wonder what drives that.
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
As a woman, this is the biggest frustration in my life. I dream of having a bff/beloved who REVELS in my weird and sometimes esoteric knowledge of random topics. Let's go play trivial pursuit. As long as it's not sports, I do ok.
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All the cool cats listen to jazz.
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
All the cool cats listen to jazz.
I don’t have a cat, not because I don’t want one.
But I still want to participate in Caturday so here is my son’s girlfriend’s cat, Brisket
But I still want to participate in Caturday so here is my son’s girlfriend’s cat, Brisket
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I don’t have a cat, not because I don’t want one.
But I still want to participate in Caturday so here is my son’s girlfriend’s cat, Brisket
But I still want to participate in Caturday so here is my son’s girlfriend’s cat, Brisket
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Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near? Probably because I'm dropping french fries
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear everytime I am near? Probably because I'm dropping french fries
Change a letter, make a singer more appealing:
Hunk Williams
Hunk Williams
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Honk Williams
Honk Williams
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Luther Vangross
Luther Vangross
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Change a letter, make a singer more appealing:
Hunk Williams
Hunk Williams
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You’re at wood
I need you at chipper
I need you at chipper
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You’re at wood
I need you at chipper
I need you at chipper
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Welcome new followers. The buyer's remorse will see you shortly.
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Welcome new followers. The buyer's remorse will see you shortly.
anyone else way overthink your emojis like which color heart is appropriate for this scenario
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
anyone else way overthink your emojis like which color heart is appropriate for this scenario
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To errrm is human
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
To errrm is human
It’s 11:59 am I today’s person
If not, I got it at midnight for sure
If not, I got it at midnight for sure
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
November 15, 2025 at 7:59 AM
It’s 11:59 am I today’s person
If not, I got it at midnight for sure
If not, I got it at midnight for sure
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Why don’t lima beans taste like limes?
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Why don’t lima beans taste like limes?
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Create the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
November 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Create the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
Fix the problem
Take credit for fixing the problem
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there’s something about mary poppins
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
there’s something about mary poppins
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My entire life Michael Jackson said "mamase mamasa mamakusa,"
but then yall tried to tell me he actually said, "imma say it one more time, im not gon stop" and I still resent yall for that
but then yall tried to tell me he actually said, "imma say it one more time, im not gon stop" and I still resent yall for that
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My entire life Michael Jackson said "mamase mamasa mamakusa,"
but then yall tried to tell me he actually said, "imma say it one more time, im not gon stop" and I still resent yall for that
but then yall tried to tell me he actually said, "imma say it one more time, im not gon stop" and I still resent yall for that
Having an mmmpenada
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Having an mmmpenada
I feel like drinking, this is unusual
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I feel like drinking, this is unusual
Time to leave my lair
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Time to leave my lair
Good new show alert! Pluribus on apple tv
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Good new show alert! Pluribus on apple tv
If I look old you should know I’m aging like Benjamin Button
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If I look old you should know I’m aging like Benjamin Button
Me when I figure out where a sample in a song came from
a man in a suit is talking to another man and saying `` well you know , i am ... a genius . ''
Alt: a man in a suit is talking to another man and saying `` well you know , i am ... a genius . '' it’s Lin-Manuel Miranda
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Me when I figure out where a sample in a song came from
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Ok, but how are the robots going to feel when they find out ‘robot’ comes from the Czech word ‘robota’ which means “forced labor”??
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ok, but how are the robots going to feel when they find out ‘robot’ comes from the Czech word ‘robota’ which means “forced labor”??
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When it finally hits you
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
When it finally hits you
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We go together like bathtubs and toasters
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
We go together like bathtubs and toasters