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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · Aug 31

I see you just posted something inspirational.

First time on the internet?

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 35m

How do left-handed scissors know?

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Rosanna @rosannaarquette.bsky.social · 4d

Adelita is ready to serve .swear her in now.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 7h

🤣🤣🤣

a man is sitting in front of a spinning wheel that says ' unanswerable '

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 8h

a man with a beard is smiling with the words " because it 's true " next to him

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · Sep 12

Bluesky did some irreversible damage to my brain, especially the limbic part

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 9h

One more time but with less feeling.

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 12h

Making the most out of each moment, and I encourage you to do the same.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 12h

Thankful to be eating both pumpkin and apple pie for dinner tonight.

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Rachelle @rasm69.bsky.social · May 9

Friendship is not like water
Do not use only when you're thirsty

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 5d

oh ffs...trees

~ me, walking into a forest

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 6d

"Country roads, take me home."
-Google Maps: How about a goat-haunted gas station, a flat tire, and zero signal instead? But hey, you’ll have that song stuck in your head! So...Win!

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 4d

My “beauty sleep” would have to be a lengthy coma.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2d

This is absolutely the last time I call an escort service and say “I’m not picky.”

Photo taken through a doorway into a room with two beds, one of which is occupied by a standing sheep.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21h

I just felt a small, but genuine thrill when noticing we’d finally finished the awful lemon-scented hand soap in the kitchen, and it had been replaced with my favorite cherry blossom soap. It would seem that I have a favorite hand soap. Such is the rock and roll lifestyle I lead.

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 15h

a haunted house but it's just people jumping out from around corners and out of various pieces of furniture to confront you about all the shit you've been procrastinating on

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11h

Endurance sports are a great way to get in touch with your body as different parts fall off and roll down the street like a hubcap

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 1d

Protesting is exercising one's first amendment, keeping the government closed because one isn't getting their way is terrorism

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 1d

cant you people take a fucking joke - famously never said after an actual joke.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 22h

Starting to think we’re all Who’s in Whoville still sleeping while small-hearted twats fuck up our little town anyway I can’t wait for the holding hands and singing part