Shade 5
@shade5.bsky.social
Say what you want but apparently prison life has been taking its toll on Ghislaine Maxwell.
August 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Say what you want but apparently prison life has been taking its toll on Ghislaine Maxwell.
...in multiple directions no less
August 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
...in multiple directions no less
🎶Some people call me the space cowboy, some call call me satan's taint🎶
May 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
🎶Some people call me the space cowboy, some call call me satan's taint🎶
Me in the national security team group chat
March 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Me in the national security team group chat
Imagine being a 60 year old faltering comedian and you're obsessed with the skin color of a Disney princess.
March 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Imagine being a 60 year old faltering comedian and you're obsessed with the skin color of a Disney princess.
RFK Jr's Antivax Dating Site
"Rash of Hot Shingles Now In Your Area"
"Rash of Hot Shingles Now In Your Area"
March 18, 2025 at 10:52 AM
RFK Jr's Antivax Dating Site
"Rash of Hot Shingles Now In Your Area"
"Rash of Hot Shingles Now In Your Area"
Just when you thought Tesla stock couldn't sink any further, this boat anchor just attached himself to it.
March 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Just when you thought Tesla stock couldn't sink any further, this boat anchor just attached himself to it.
Do they have to give a “wardrobe provided by” credit at the end of the segment?
February 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Do they have to give a “wardrobe provided by” credit at the end of the segment?
Happy Black History Month
February 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Happy Black History Month
I see MAGA sharing this all over social media. Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t most (if not all) of this shit happened while Trump was in office?
January 31, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I see MAGA sharing this all over social media. Correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t most (if not all) of this shit happened while Trump was in office?
Unfortunately most people don’t even know what DEI is
January 31, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Unfortunately most people don’t even know what DEI is
Why does Kash Patel always look like he didn’t trust that last fart?
January 31, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Why does Kash Patel always look like he didn’t trust that last fart?
I know that it’s been said a million times today but it’s crazy how she looked like she was going to knock off a hamburger stand.
January 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I know that it’s been said a million times today but it’s crazy how she looked like she was going to knock off a hamburger stand.
Ftw…call this one “always on my mind”
January 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ftw…call this one “always on my mind”
You’re right. Double exposure it is then
January 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You’re right. Double exposure it is then
This was my last selfie. Nice of all those people to clear out for me
January 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This was my last selfie. Nice of all those people to clear out for me
How about some Iron Mike
December 9, 2024 at 4:28 PM
How about some Iron Mike
This one hits you right in the plums.
Does this make me a Bluesky influencer?
Does this make me a Bluesky influencer?
November 23, 2024 at 6:16 AM
This one hits you right in the plums.
Does this make me a Bluesky influencer?
Does this make me a Bluesky influencer?
