Shitposts In Tiaras
@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social
Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get their royalties.
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In case you haven't heard, there's a new trophy account in town. A new trophy on the head in town. A new way to mind the fontanelle in town done with the blessing and guidance of favskeet the OG. What's the point of posting without possibility of mind bling. Tiaras, the next gen of award Pokemon xo
The fertility doctor never saw anything like it, right through the specimen jar and into the next womb🏆👑 Congratulations @britculpsapp.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
real missed opportunity calling it immaculate conception when holy fuck was right there smdh
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The fertility doctor never saw anything like it, right through the specimen jar and into the next womb🏆👑 Congratulations @britculpsapp.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
And nobody will annoy you with constant quotes from Monty Anaconda 🏆👑 Congratulations @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social
I can always tell the difference between a python and an anaconda because the python will eat you even if you don’t have buns
December 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
And nobody will annoy you with constant quotes from Monty Anaconda 🏆👑 Congratulations @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social from @los-los.bsky.social
Mammograms, they're just like listening to Freebird 🏆👑 Congratulations @alldolledup44.bsky.social from @hatesnicethings.bsky.social
Hey sis, if you used a lighter to warm up your eyeliner, it’s time for your mammogram. 🩷
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Mammograms, they're just like listening to Freebird 🏆👑 Congratulations @alldolledup44.bsky.social from @hatesnicethings.bsky.social
Just don't do it while stupid's looking because that's not very gangsta 🏆👑 Congratulations @saltymactavish.bsky.social from @seramalover.bsky.social
Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Just don't do it while stupid's looking because that's not very gangsta 🏆👑 Congratulations @saltymactavish.bsky.social from @seramalover.bsky.social
🎶Bukkake 9, bukkake 9, bukkake 9 🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @havishaf.bsky.social from @gupton68.bsky.social
-Paul: Come together
-Me:
-Paul: right now
-Me:
-Paul: over me
-Me: *runs away*
-Me:
-Paul: right now
-Me:
-Paul: over me
-Me: *runs away*
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
🎶Bukkake 9, bukkake 9, bukkake 9 🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @havishaf.bsky.social from @gupton68.bsky.social
Real mature, pagan. Is that your first mead 🏆👑 Congratulations @missingthept.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
If you like Christmas so much why don’t you merry it.
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Real mature, pagan. Is that your first mead 🏆👑 Congratulations @missingthept.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
Why is Christmas getting further away mommy, it's spooky af again 🏆👑 Congratulations @dly.bsky.social from @bbkittyfck.bsky.social
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Why is Christmas getting further away mommy, it's spooky af again 🏆👑 Congratulations @dly.bsky.social from @bbkittyfck.bsky.social
Nana always said she got pregnant from the heimlich maneuver 🏆👑 Congratulations @im-all-id.me from @benedictsred.bsky.social
Dry swallowing pepcid but like in a really hot way
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Nana always said she got pregnant from the heimlich maneuver 🏆👑 Congratulations @im-all-id.me from @benedictsred.bsky.social
I now pronounce you falling asleep with the TV on 🏆👑 Congratulations @saltymactavish.bsky.social from @hormonella.bsky.social
Carol of the Bells, Dave of the Tinnitus
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I now pronounce you falling asleep with the TV on 🏆👑 Congratulations @saltymactavish.bsky.social from @hormonella.bsky.social
Just propose to her with an onion ring already, change the subject one last time 🏆👑 Congratulations @daddyjew.bsky.social from @deviwestside.bsky.social
[my gf on her death bed]
idk, what do you want to eat?
idk, what do you want to eat?
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Just propose to her with an onion ring already, change the subject one last time 🏆👑 Congratulations @daddyjew.bsky.social from @deviwestside.bsky.social
What do you expect from a guy who started the truck nuts overcompensation club 🏆👑 Congratulations @thehumanstrobe.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
You're not a alpha male, you're just a little rascal
Alfalfa male
Alfalfa male
December 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
What do you expect from a guy who started the truck nuts overcompensation club 🏆👑 Congratulations @thehumanstrobe.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
Stigmata or not, here I come 🏆👑 Congratulations @writingdcm.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
*playing hide and seek with Jesus*
Me: how do you keep finding me!
Jesus:
Me: how do you keep finding me!
Jesus:
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Stigmata or not, here I come 🏆👑 Congratulations @writingdcm.bsky.social from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
🎶And I guess that's why they call it the weenis🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @jimstewart.bsky.social from @runswindows95.bsky.social
If you're a man over 50 you've come to realize the skin on your elbows feels like the skin on your testicles.
A few of you are already checking your elbows.
Most of you have already confirmed it with your balls.
A few of you are already checking your elbows.
Most of you have already confirmed it with your balls.
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
🎶And I guess that's why they call it the weenis🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @jimstewart.bsky.social from @runswindows95.bsky.social
Sonar's last ride, knowing which presents are smuggling the drugs 🏆👑 Congratulations @elleisanisland.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
the one where Santa realizes a glowing red nose would be useless in fog so he goes with the other heavily-bullied reindeer, Sonar
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Sonar's last ride, knowing which presents are smuggling the drugs 🏆👑 Congratulations @elleisanisland.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
In a world...where somebody writes shit like that 🏆👑 Congratulations @carrionsam.bsky.social from @damnitjanet.bsky.social
reverse cowgirl so a cow om a horse is herding a bunch of girls into the hills hey what the fuck man who writes shit like that
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
In a world...where somebody writes shit like that 🏆👑 Congratulations @carrionsam.bsky.social from @damnitjanet.bsky.social
Be loud because you never know what windy boxes some clown is refusing to speak about as a career 🏆👑 Congratulations @professorkiosk.wtf from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
wild how mimes just wake up every day and choose violence
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Be loud because you never know what windy boxes some clown is refusing to speak about as a career 🏆👑 Congratulations @professorkiosk.wtf from @betty-cocker.bsky.social
No easter egg of Divine eating dog shit?! We paid good money to get that in there 🏆👑 Congratulations @brickmahoney.bsky.social from @mardigroan.bsky.social
Must have rained. Streets are wet. A leg lamp illuminates a second storey window. Out in the bay a squid attacks a pirate ship. But the night clutches its secrets. This is Roku City.
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
No easter egg of Divine eating dog shit?! We paid good money to get that in there 🏆👑 Congratulations @brickmahoney.bsky.social from @mardigroan.bsky.social
Wow are you a percussionist or a nurse 🏆👑 Congratulations @lalalyds.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
Wanna maybe let me jingle those sleigh bells for you
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Wow are you a percussionist or a nurse 🏆👑 Congratulations @lalalyds.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
A few minutes in the bathroom with your phone never felt this Club Med 🏆👑 Congratulations @imwintersmom.bsky.social from @hatesnicethings.bsky.social
in no way was having the last 2 days off a vacation.
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
A few minutes in the bathroom with your phone never felt this Club Med 🏆👑 Congratulations @imwintersmom.bsky.social from @hatesnicethings.bsky.social
The secret to being relatable is just using the word hole in any context 🏆👑 Congratulations @tuskjenkins.bsky.social from @benedictsred.bsky.social
Everything I'm doing fits in less and less. Take living in a hole hoarding all positive space for example
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The secret to being relatable is just using the word hole in any context 🏆👑 Congratulations @tuskjenkins.bsky.social from @benedictsred.bsky.social
Piesmosis, just one of the many pieces of pience 🏆👑 Congratulations @blobstar.bsky.social from @ashhull.bsky.social
The pie filling became the filling in me. I am pie. Pie is I. We are pie.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Piesmosis, just one of the many pieces of pience 🏆👑 Congratulations @blobstar.bsky.social from @ashhull.bsky.social
🎶 You're not still alive 🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @samuelhlowe.bsky.social from @trickykat.bsky.social
If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
🎶 You're not still alive 🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @samuelhlowe.bsky.social from @trickykat.bsky.social
Would she googly you in a theater 🏆👑 Congratulations @frigginfrench.bsky.social from @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
the haka for white women is just scream-singing you oughta know by alanis morissette, but the eye bulging is the same.
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Would she googly you in a theater 🏆👑 Congratulations @frigginfrench.bsky.social from @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
TROPHY TROPHY MUHFUCKA 🏆👑 Congratulations @shannanegans.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
If you don't scream "SKEET SKEET MUHFUCKA" every time you hit post, are you really doing social media right?
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
TROPHY TROPHY MUHFUCKA 🏆👑 Congratulations @shannanegans.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
If you think this is about Greg then you're just gregjecting 🏆👑 Congratulations @gregthemiller.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social
unlike SOME people, i don’t subskeet
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If you think this is about Greg then you're just gregjecting 🏆👑 Congratulations @gregthemiller.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social