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Shitposts In Tiaras

@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social

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Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get their royalties.

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · Apr 29

In case you haven't heard, there's a new trophy account in town. A new trophy on the head in town. A new way to mind the fontanelle in town done with the blessing and guidance of favskeet the OG. What's the point of posting without possibility of mind bling. Tiaras, the next gen of award Pokemon xo

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 1h

Tried alt text three times and it wouldn't save so it's a Simpsons gif where a guy throws a box into a bottomless pit and says I was a fool for thinking anyone would want nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg and the pit throws the box back out ✌️

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 1h

Quote posts are disabled but congratulations @havishaf.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️ 🏆👑

two men standing next to each other with the words it 's a major award behind them

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 1h

Congratulations @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social 🏆👑

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 7h

At least it wasn't clamydia 🏆👑 Congratulations @emceekayvee.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 18h

Doctor: You have a raging case of crabs.
Me: I knew it! That’s the last time I ever trust the Gordon’s fisherman!

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 9h

Were they sneaking relationship advice into all those old tv shows 🤯🏆👑 Congratulations @kissabix.bsky.social from @girlawhirl.bsky.social

A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 11h

Being stuck in quick sand, but it's just a relationship with a narcissist

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 9h

I would get a second oh oh OHpinion 🏆👑 Congratulations @ohshit.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

Evil Shiddpostha Gautama @ohshit.bsky.social · 12h

doctor: im sorry but your heart isn't healthy enough for sex

me: how come?

doctor: you could always masturbate, I suppose

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 19h

No wonder they dig it, his IMDB reads like a real LMFAO (list of movies films and operas) 🏆👑 Congratulations @pookleblinky.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social

Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21h

Signs your teen is secretly binging Werner Herzog:

LOL: labour of language
DILF: documentaries I love to film
BRB: brutal recordings of bears

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 23h

One fell off and the sadists said "We need more masochists jumpin' on the bed" 🏆👑 Congratulations @weeder.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. Then it's fun and games and laughter

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 1d

Tell it to my yard, it doesn't even have a fence 🏆👑 Congratulations @copymama.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

SpacedMom @copymama.bsky.social · Apr 3

Pet shop owner: This particular breed of dog never gets lost because love always leads it back.
Me: What is it?
Owner: The Taylor Dane

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 1d

It must be a lot of fun to watch the geese fight over leftovers from Canada heaven 🏆👑 Congratulations @brickmahoney.bsky.social from @momercury.bsky.social

Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

Today is Thanksgiving in Canada, when we go down to the park to fight Canada geese. The winners eat the losers

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 1d

If you put a leash on yourself and go to PetSmart you'll probably just get scritches 🏆👑 Congratulations @runswindows95.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 1d

One day, I want to wake up, go to the store, and not be judged because I'm buying Vaseline, rope, and Depends while wearing a tutu.

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 1d

Just like Clifford the Big Red Rocket 🏆👑 Congratulations @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social from @runswindows95.bsky.social

TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 1d

I call my penis Marmaduke because it's disobedient and drools a lot.

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 1d

It's just because they were named after the first flavors in a sentence 🏆👑 Congratulations @potshopboy.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 2d

The fact that I have to capitalize Alfredo and Parmesan but not cheddar or mozzarella is why I have trust issues.

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 1d

Quote posts are disabled and now I want pizza 🏆👑 Congratulations on an award @potshopboy.bsky.social from @jimstewart.bsky.social

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 1d

She's a saint and you have GTFO this session is over 🏆👑 Congratulations @shrekromancer.gay from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · Dec 20

therapist: and would you say you use juvenile humour in order to avoid having to handle difficult topics?
me: no, but I handled your mom last night

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 2d

🎶Ski lift us up where we belong 🎶🏆👑 Congratulations @funkelly.bsky.social from @anna-molly.bsky.social

Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · Oct 31

me, anxiety, and depression on the way to the bluesky halloween party

Three people in full body Halloween costumes, a pink bunny, a gorilla, and a yellow chicken, with skis and ski poles, sit on a ski lift and are viewed from below.

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 2d

But She does give her most stylish battles to women who can pull off wearing a tie 🏆👑 Congratulations @bornmiserable.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social

born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2d

there is no god when Diane Keaton dies before Woody Allen does

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 3d

Not even the Rolling Stones would just drop their rocks off 🏆👑 Congratulations @riotgrlerin.bsky.social from @lizzlepants.bsky.social

RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 3d

somebody call adult rock and tell him to come get his dumbass kid.

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 3d

A sad truth walks out of a bar 🏆👑 Congratulations @samuelhlowe.bsky.social from @hormonella.bsky.social

Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · Jul 2

Ladies, I’m not usually one to give advice, but he’s not an asshole when he drinks. He’s an asshole. He just can’t hide it when he drinks.

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 3d

two men sitting next to each other with the words well it 's official it 's dead jim

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 3d

That's the sweatpants talking now get out there and take the blame for something you didn't do 🏆👑 Congratulations @daddyjew.bsky.social from @mrsilkydmv.bsky.social

DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Jun 16

never apologize for being yourself, unless you're in a relationship, in which case never stop apologizing

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 3d

Quote posts are disabled 😭

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 3d

"This adorable disruption ain't big enough for the two of us" Awww, capitalism 🤠🐝🏆👑 Congratulations @amutepiggy.bsky.social from @shrekromancer.gay

alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 3d

looking for a billionaire investor in my business that will Disrupt the honey industry (we are gluing tiny cowboy hats on bees)

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 3d

Santa's probably just starting to charge all the e-coal so get your dark hearts right 🏆👑 Congratulations @riotgrlerin.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴‍☠️

RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · Dec 25

me: omg goth bath bombs

santa: that’s charcoal

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 3d

Sarcasm, the peacemaker's tone 🏆👑 Congratulations @muyrando.bsky.social from @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social

Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · May 28

Very brave of you to be an asshole, no one else is doing that.

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