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@frigginfrench.bsky.social
being alive is weird. not a botanist. AHOY!
she/her
she/her
Pinned
*tapping fingernails repeatedly on a headstone* today we're gonna do an unboxing! it's grandma!
you can just make a box of brownie batter and eat that it's not even illegal
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
you can just make a box of brownie batter and eat that it's not even illegal
sometimes my subconscious plays wordle
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
sometimes my subconscious plays wordle
Things I've swiped left over
* listed his peloton "crew"
* golfing or fishing in any pic
* calves are bigger than my whole body
* wearing a turtle neck
* sticking out his tongue in a selfie
* looks like he owns a sword
* has a beard like a Ken doll
* super villain eyebrows
* listed his peloton "crew"
* golfing or fishing in any pic
* calves are bigger than my whole body
* wearing a turtle neck
* sticking out his tongue in a selfie
* looks like he owns a sword
* has a beard like a Ken doll
* super villain eyebrows
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Things I've swiped left over
* listed his peloton "crew"
* golfing or fishing in any pic
* calves are bigger than my whole body
* wearing a turtle neck
* sticking out his tongue in a selfie
* looks like he owns a sword
* has a beard like a Ken doll
* super villain eyebrows
* listed his peloton "crew"
* golfing or fishing in any pic
* calves are bigger than my whole body
* wearing a turtle neck
* sticking out his tongue in a selfie
* looks like he owns a sword
* has a beard like a Ken doll
* super villain eyebrows
hatesgiving 2: the reckoning
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
hatesgiving 2: the reckoning
the haka for white women is just scream-singing you oughta know by alanis morissette, but the eye bulging is the same.
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
the haka for white women is just scream-singing you oughta know by alanis morissette, but the eye bulging is the same.
who made the arbitrary rule that you should only pour seven to nine sips in a wine glass? you're saving yourself time and effort to use the entire glass. honestly, just drink straight from the bottle unless your no fear t-shirt was a lie.
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
who made the arbitrary rule that you should only pour seven to nine sips in a wine glass? you're saving yourself time and effort to use the entire glass. honestly, just drink straight from the bottle unless your no fear t-shirt was a lie.
the cool thing about being an adult is when you use all the free will you have stored up. first of all fuck thanksgiving, I'm having dipsgiving where I feed my family a variety of hot dips with chips and crackers. also, fuck a turkey when you can have various cheeses????
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
the cool thing about being an adult is when you use all the free will you have stored up. first of all fuck thanksgiving, I'm having dipsgiving where I feed my family a variety of hot dips with chips and crackers. also, fuck a turkey when you can have various cheeses????
I don't wanna be the spoon anyone stirs the pot with
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I don't wanna be the spoon anyone stirs the pot with
I had the Heimlich maneuver done on me at an Applebees in 2005 and haven't been back. Fuck the fiesta chicken specifically.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I had the Heimlich maneuver done on me at an Applebees in 2005 and haven't been back. Fuck the fiesta chicken specifically.
beginning tomorrow, Bluesky can legally kill you on sight if they want for posting badly. I do not consent to Bluesky killing me for my shitty posts. repost to remain exempt for being killed for your trash ass skeets.
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
beginning tomorrow, Bluesky can legally kill you on sight if they want for posting badly. I do not consent to Bluesky killing me for my shitty posts. repost to remain exempt for being killed for your trash ass skeets.
the only cage match I wanna see on the white house lawn is JD Vance's wife beating Erika Kirk's ass.
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
the only cage match I wanna see on the white house lawn is JD Vance's wife beating Erika Kirk's ass.
My wife is an ARIES and also a HAIRDRESSER. She hates my fucking GUTS. Her hair is closer to GOD than she is, but her ASS and her OPINIONS are straight from hot, hot HELL. I like CONFLICTING SHIT such as COPS and the PUNISHER and also I don't understand IRONY. The lord loves my FOOTBALL TEAM.
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
My wife is an ARIES and also a HAIRDRESSER. She hates my fucking GUTS. Her hair is closer to GOD than she is, but her ASS and her OPINIONS are straight from hot, hot HELL. I like CONFLICTING SHIT such as COPS and the PUNISHER and also I don't understand IRONY. The lord loves my FOOTBALL TEAM.
when I was 5 or 6, I saw my mom pull out a box of bouillon cubes for the meal she was making and I insisted I be given a piece of said candy. instead of explaining what it actually was, she let me eat one. b e e f.
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
when I was 5 or 6, I saw my mom pull out a box of bouillon cubes for the meal she was making and I insisted I be given a piece of said candy. instead of explaining what it actually was, she let me eat one. b e e f.
I got a new kitten. His name is Sid.
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I got a new kitten. His name is Sid.
I love the block button. I will block the same man as many times as it takes to reach samsara.
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I love the block button. I will block the same man as many times as it takes to reach samsara.
I have not ONCE stopped, dropped OR rolled.
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I have not ONCE stopped, dropped OR rolled.
ordered "student driver" magnets in bulk, gonna absolutely envelop my car in them so people know what I'm really about
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
ordered "student driver" magnets in bulk, gonna absolutely envelop my car in them so people know what I'm really about
Reposted by ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ
Doctor: you’re going to feel some pressure, ready?
Me: yes
Doctor: your parents are prouder of your sister than you
Me: yes
Doctor: your parents are prouder of your sister than you
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Doctor: you’re going to feel some pressure, ready?
Me: yes
Doctor: your parents are prouder of your sister than you
Me: yes
Doctor: your parents are prouder of your sister than you
me, flirting: I'm gonna shit your pants
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
me, flirting: I'm gonna shit your pants
if you haven't cleaned your ears while you're high, you haven't reached nirvana
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
if you haven't cleaned your ears while you're high, you haven't reached nirvana
make movies 90 minutes again
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
make movies 90 minutes again
Would you rather have a mirror that shows you a random five second clip of the future OR a toaster that prints cryptic messages on your bread that eventually come true, you just don't know when
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Would you rather have a mirror that shows you a random five second clip of the future OR a toaster that prints cryptic messages on your bread that eventually come true, you just don't know when
"I don't give a fuck" they said, multiple times a week, every week, since the dawn of fucking time. I'd say you do in fact give many fucks.
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"I don't give a fuck" they said, multiple times a week, every week, since the dawn of fucking time. I'd say you do in fact give many fucks.
**extremely sisqo voice** that bong bong bong bong bong
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
**extremely sisqo voice** that bong bong bong bong bong
[at a party]
friend: guys, this is amberleigh
me: is that spelled with a PH or an F
friend: guys, this is amberleigh
me: is that spelled with a PH or an F
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
[at a party]
friend: guys, this is amberleigh
me: is that spelled with a PH or an F
friend: guys, this is amberleigh
me: is that spelled with a PH or an F