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@jimstewart.bsky.social

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Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text. Be afraid. I am. Do you even have to speculate? Of course it will be a butthole. My stuff bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · Oct 23

My everyday moment of joy.

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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 4h

No wonder they dig it, his IMDB reads like a real LMFAO (list of movies films and operas) 🏆👑 Congratulations @pookleblinky.bsky.social from @nahyoudoit.bsky.social

Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 6h

Signs your teen is secretly binging Werner Herzog:

LOL: labour of language
DILF: documentaries I love to film
BRB: brutal recordings of bears

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 4h

I'll survive the weapons ban. My favorite weapon is a pitchfork anyway.

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The Insatiable Critic @theinsaticritic.bsky.social · 4h

I was reading a book about trees, but I had to leaf.

Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 4h

I was reading a book about lumber, and I was bored.

James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 4h

I was reading a book about Marijuana, and I got the munchies.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 4h

I was reading a book about Swiss cheese, but too many plot holes...

The Insatiable Critic @theinsaticritic.bsky.social · 4h

I was reading a book about trees, but I had to leaf.

Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 4h

I was reading a book about lumber, and I was bored.

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karyl @paintedsky.ca · 4h

I was reading a book about faking orgasms, but I didn’t finish.

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 4h

I’m reading a book about constipation. It’s hard to push through

Deanna Jacques @djacques.bsky.social · 4h

I'm reading a book about construction. There's quite a build-up.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 4h

Hope they call me up as a relief belly-itcher.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 4h

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 4h

Give a little, get a little.

Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 4h

I really wanted to like your reply skeet and your quote skeet, but I didn't get my dopamine hit first.

a cartoon lion says " you don t like it "

Alt: A cartoon lion says "You don t like it?"

media.tenor.com

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FauxNewdAlt @fakenewsart.bsky.social · 4h

#FakeNewsArt #EffnAye
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In motion, slightly blurred photo looking straight up thru a car’s sunroof of yellowish/pinkish-orange colored, low-hanging finger clouds during the final moments of a golden sunset.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 4h

I was reading a book about farts. It stunk.

James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 4h

I was reading a book about cannibalism. Left a funny taste in my mouth.

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 4h

I was reading a book on mythology. It was unbelievable!

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 4h

I was reading a book about Marijuana, and I got the munchies.

GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 4h

I was reading a book about farts. It stunk.

James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 4h

I was reading a book about cannibalism. Left a funny taste in my mouth.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 4h

I’m reading a book about constipation. It’s hard to push through

Deanna Jacques @djacques.bsky.social · 4h

I'm reading a book about construction. There's quite a build-up.

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 4h

I’m reading a book about astroturf. It’s unreal!

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Icarus 👻 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 4h

Fuck creeps. Why do they have to come around here and get all creepy and douchey and generally fuck things up for everybody? Can't we just have a platform without them? For fucking real, already.