Jim
@jimstewart.bsky.social
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.
Better
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Pinned
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For the mermaids and mermen
For the mermaids and mermen
Bonnie 'Prince' Billy & Matt Sweeney - My Home Is The Sea
YouTube video by Demighoul
youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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For the mermaids and mermen
For the mermaids and mermen
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It's not lying, it's looking at things another way!
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It's not lying, it's looking at things another way!
Still cooking. It's an all weekend affair.
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Still cooking. It's an all weekend affair.
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Abandoning orders in my Doordash cart so it begs me for completion to feel like a dominatrix.
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Abandoning orders in my Doordash cart so it begs me for completion to feel like a dominatrix.
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It was DELICIOUS 😋
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It was DELICIOUS 😋
I'll see your door buster deals with my staunch refusal to leave my house.
a man is standing in front of a crowd with his hands on his hips and says i say unto you no !
Alt: Loki is standing in front of a crowd with his hands on his hips and says, "I say unto you no!"
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'll see your door buster deals with my staunch refusal to leave my house.
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this ulta beauty is assaulting
my nostrils
send help
my nostrils
send help
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
this ulta beauty is assaulting
my nostrils
send help
my nostrils
send help
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My favorite black Friday memory is when I worked at Office Depot and they tried their damndest to do a big black Friday thing and then basically we had our normal amount of business
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My favorite black Friday memory is when I worked at Office Depot and they tried their damndest to do a big black Friday thing and then basically we had our normal amount of business
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when jesus resurrected the romans were like no way and everyone else was like Yahweh
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
when jesus resurrected the romans were like no way and everyone else was like Yahweh
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This is the life i want
Swap Meet (Remastered)
YouTube video by Nirvana - Topic
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This is the life i want
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👏👏
We ain’t buying 💲HIT !!!
TikTok video by Jenifer Lewis
www.tiktok.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
👏👏
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🎶Girls just want to squirt cum
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
🎶Girls just want to squirt cum
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Introducing the newest revolution in social media apps:
FACEFOOK
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FACEFOOK
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November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Introducing the newest revolution in social media apps:
FACEFOOK
*purchase a premium subscription today for a free lifetime supply of Vaseline lip care ointment
FACEFOOK
*purchase a premium subscription today for a free lifetime supply of Vaseline lip care ointment
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that’s weird, why does my thinking cap say “dunce” on it
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
that’s weird, why does my thinking cap say “dunce” on it
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Valentine's Day yet?
Valentine's Day yet?
Father John Misty - I Love You, Honeybear
YouTube video by Sub Pop
youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Valentine's Day yet?
Valentine's Day yet?
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Rate my Thanksgiving leftovers
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Rate my Thanksgiving leftovers
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Mfer
Hegseth issued an illegal Caribbean strike order: “Kill them all.”
SEAL Team 6 hit the boat and saw survivors clinging to the wreckage.
Commanders then ordered a second strike to finish them off.
Killing survivors is blatantly illegal.
#WarCrimes
SEAL Team 6 hit the boat and saw survivors clinging to the wreckage.
Commanders then ordered a second strike to finish them off.
Killing survivors is blatantly illegal.
#WarCrimes
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Mfer
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A supremely sexy song
Eagles - One Of These Nights (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Eagles
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
A supremely sexy song
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‘Swiss’? Like the cheese? 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
‘Swiss’? Like the cheese? 🤣
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I am way too old to be acting like this.
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I am way too old to be acting like this.
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Me, laughing aloud at a post: 😆 sorry
My wife: it’s okay, I like it when you’re happy 😊
Me: aww, babe-
My wife: unless it’s when you laugh when you’re peeing. That’s fucked up.
Me: I-
My wife: I hate that
My wife: it’s okay, I like it when you’re happy 😊
Me: aww, babe-
My wife: unless it’s when you laugh when you’re peeing. That’s fucked up.
Me: I-
My wife: I hate that
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Me, laughing aloud at a post: 😆 sorry
My wife: it’s okay, I like it when you’re happy 😊
Me: aww, babe-
My wife: unless it’s when you laugh when you’re peeing. That’s fucked up.
Me: I-
My wife: I hate that
My wife: it’s okay, I like it when you’re happy 😊
Me: aww, babe-
My wife: unless it’s when you laugh when you’re peeing. That’s fucked up.
Me: I-
My wife: I hate that
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“Your girlfriend is pissed you’re in the bar… do you think we can outrun her?”
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
“Your girlfriend is pissed you’re in the bar… do you think we can outrun her?”