Donkey Ho Ho Hotay 💩
@donkee.bsky.social
I’m an ass
reefer badness:
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reefer badness:
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I ain’t no roads scholar but I got street smarts
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This feels so obvious that I shouldn’t have to keep explaining it, but if I could go fuck myself, we would not even be having this conversation to begin with
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This feels so obvious that I shouldn’t have to keep explaining it, but if I could go fuck myself, we would not even be having this conversation to begin with
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I had a dream that I woke up and now I’m not sure which is which
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I had a dream that I woke up and now I’m not sure which is which
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Welcome to your 90’s I just shit my diaper now here’s a nickel go get yourself a hummer down at the navy docks
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Welcome to your 90’s I just shit my diaper now here’s a nickel go get yourself a hummer down at the navy docks
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When I was 12, Mom walked into my room while I was pogo dancing to ‘2 Minutes to Midnight’ by Maiden and it was a bad scene made only worse when she ripped the Judas Priest poster off my wall and a quarter bag of cheap weed fell to the floor
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
When I was 12, Mom walked into my room while I was pogo dancing to ‘2 Minutes to Midnight’ by Maiden and it was a bad scene made only worse when she ripped the Judas Priest poster off my wall and a quarter bag of cheap weed fell to the floor
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The gov’t wants you to believe that ‘holidays’ is short for ‘holy days’; but is it really shorter? Join us on Fox News for a hard hitting 6 part investigative series where we’ll show you how to count syllables and blow the lid off this shocking conspiracy
November 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The gov’t wants you to believe that ‘holidays’ is short for ‘holy days’; but is it really shorter? Join us on Fox News for a hard hitting 6 part investigative series where we’ll show you how to count syllables and blow the lid off this shocking conspiracy
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I should clean up my feed and delete all my unfunny throwaway skeets but that would require valuable time which I’ve already devoted to not giving a fuck
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I should clean up my feed and delete all my unfunny throwaway skeets but that would require valuable time which I’ve already devoted to not giving a fuck
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Back to the Future 4: Reflux Capacitor
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Back to the Future 4: Reflux Capacitor
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In a nation with more than enough wealth for everyone to be well fed and comfortably housed, capitalism requires poverty for many so a few can experience 2 mins of 0 gravity in their dick shaped rockets
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
In a nation with more than enough wealth for everyone to be well fed and comfortably housed, capitalism requires poverty for many so a few can experience 2 mins of 0 gravity in their dick shaped rockets
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Being put out to pasture would fix me
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Being put out to pasture would fix me
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Erwin Schrödinger: defiantly thinking inside the box since 1935
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Erwin Schrödinger: defiantly thinking inside the box since 1935
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God:
I love a good joke Donk but you are testing my limits.
Me:
I’m sorry chief I’ll do better…as soon as you come get your mom she’s insatiable
I love a good joke Donk but you are testing my limits.
Me:
I’m sorry chief I’ll do better…as soon as you come get your mom she’s insatiable
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
God:
I love a good joke Donk but you are testing my limits.
Me:
I’m sorry chief I’ll do better…as soon as you come get your mom she’s insatiable
I love a good joke Donk but you are testing my limits.
Me:
I’m sorry chief I’ll do better…as soon as you come get your mom she’s insatiable
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Among the infinite parallel universes with infinite versions of me, I hope at least one of us is sleeping
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Among the infinite parallel universes with infinite versions of me, I hope at least one of us is sleeping
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Me (in therapy):
I don’t believe in the “inner child” theory of psychoanalysis
My IC:
Now reach across the desk and bitch slap that motherfucker
I don’t believe in the “inner child” theory of psychoanalysis
My IC:
Now reach across the desk and bitch slap that motherfucker
December 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Me (in therapy):
I don’t believe in the “inner child” theory of psychoanalysis
My IC:
Now reach across the desk and bitch slap that motherfucker
I don’t believe in the “inner child” theory of psychoanalysis
My IC:
Now reach across the desk and bitch slap that motherfucker
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they are hard at work inventing a new type of condom that is shaped like a pyramid
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
they are hard at work inventing a new type of condom that is shaped like a pyramid
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*boops your nose
*mutes your account
*mutes your account
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
*boops your nose
*mutes your account
*mutes your account
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My mood needs more sugar. Less salt. Maybe a drizzle of caramel.
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
My mood needs more sugar. Less salt. Maybe a drizzle of caramel.
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WD-40 but it’s my bra size
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
WD-40 but it’s my bra size
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Refuse to sleep. Ignore your own rules. Defy the cop within
December 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Refuse to sleep. Ignore your own rules. Defy the cop within
Honey I’m back on *my bullshit!
*watching ‘Christmas Vacation’ on loop every evening from now til Christmas Eve when my ‘Elf’ marathon begins
*watching ‘Christmas Vacation’ on loop every evening from now til Christmas Eve when my ‘Elf’ marathon begins
December 9, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Honey I’m back on *my bullshit!
*watching ‘Christmas Vacation’ on loop every evening from now til Christmas Eve when my ‘Elf’ marathon begins
*watching ‘Christmas Vacation’ on loop every evening from now til Christmas Eve when my ‘Elf’ marathon begins
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I didn’t watch the AI McDonald’s commercial, were the ice cream machines broken in that too?
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I didn’t watch the AI McDonald’s commercial, were the ice cream machines broken in that too?
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SECOND RESPONDER: what happened
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
SECOND RESPONDER: what happened
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thhe typos stay o n durirng sex
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 AM
thhe typos stay o n durirng sex
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Rereading my skeets to make sure I didn't type them backwards or add my ssn and home address
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Rereading my skeets to make sure I didn't type them backwards or add my ssn and home address
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Beds are primarily devices for keeping house cats comfortable that we just happen to sleep on too.
Anyway g'night y'all. 💚
Anyway g'night y'all. 💚
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Beds are primarily devices for keeping house cats comfortable that we just happen to sleep on too.
Anyway g'night y'all. 💚
Anyway g'night y'all. 💚
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I am going to watch Bob's Burgers with the kid. It's been a week. You made it better. Peace is coming, I promise.
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I am going to watch Bob's Burgers with the kid. It's been a week. You made it better. Peace is coming, I promise.