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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · Sep 15

Truly I loathe the responsibility attached to being so fucking phenomenal

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 6h

Bobby jr embarks on crusade to eliminate all cures, endorsing dewormers, leeches, and California wildfires instead.

Gavin Newsome says rfk jr is the cunt who killed his bestie Charlie Kirk.

Both sides working on a compromise to fuck us all up the ass

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 6h

Let your no’s be no’s and your yes’s be probably nots

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 5h

Me:
Speaking of rabies…

Neighbor nervously petting my new pet mongoose:
You said this was a ferret

M:
We gonna split hairs here?

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 3h

People who comment on a skeet without Liking or re-skeeting are real fuckin buzzkills I say as I notice the 11th such faux pas I’ve made today

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 5h

I'm trying to get on a weight loss plan, but I can't decide if I want to go with meth or a tapeworm.

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 2d

Jefferson Davis and George Wallace have agreed to be exhumed from their graves for a special duet of “Dixie Land”

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2d

According to his bio he was a “J6 political prisoner.” Obviously a guy who falls for things pretty easily.

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 1d

Anybody know if Charlie Sheen is still winning?

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 5h

I’m like 3 ounces in and I’m fine so far

Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 5h

I have a prospectus I’d like to share with you

Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 5h

* throws up a little bit into his mouth

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 7h

fermented strawbeeries

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 5h

Mom go to bed for gods sake

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king crimson @crimson713.bsky.social · 5h

I like cum

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 5h

Me:
Speaking of rabies…

Neighbor nervously petting my new pet mongoose:
You said this was a ferret

M:
We gonna split hairs here?

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 5h

😂

Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 5h

First you find a hungry tapeworm, get it hooked on meth…are you writing this down?

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👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 6h

What if Santa Claus didn't have a team of reindeer dragging his sleigh around? What if he had gigantic turkeys?!

a herd of turkeys are walking down the road

Alt: a herd of turkeys are walking down the road

media.tenor.com

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 5h

Angry, jealous, super needy old man god creates paradise for those worthy among his creation but when paradise remains empty after thousands of years he is forced to dismantle and rebrand his entire religion by impregnating a minor with himself so he could eat fish and die for our shitty attitudes

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 6h

would you still hurl if you stuck oil of ipecac in your butt instead of drinking it?
let’s find out

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Bsky Fairy @krissywrites.bsky.social · 6h

woke up sad for the friends I’ve lost due to anxiety and Timezones

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 6h

2.30 am snack. Jalapeno cheese bread, mayo, breaded veal, shredded colby jack.

Fuck off it's awesome.

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 5h

Jesus fucking Christ I’m getting heartburn reading this

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 6h

Son of a…

Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 6h

Babe, we’ve role played literally every fetish/fantasy/kink/smut/porn/bi/straight/queer/pan/trans/asexual/furry/top/bttm/side sexual idea humanity could devise. Watching you cuck me with ChatGPT is the only thing left

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 18h

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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Suzie @motherofbears.bsky.social · 16h

D'Angelo - Unshaken (Audio)

YouTube video by DAngeloVEVO

youtu.be

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