Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩
@beardium.bsky.social
American by chance, not by choice.
My YouTubes
https://youtube.com/@josephlongwellbeardedturner?si=Nr42Z7DJC_7UGAlZ
https://youtube.com/@longwellcraftworks?si=YVixuSxhEnXB4Dxl
My online store: www.longwellcraftworks.com
My YouTubes
https://youtube.com/@josephlongwellbeardedturner?si=Nr42Z7DJC_7UGAlZ
https://youtube.com/@longwellcraftworks?si=YVixuSxhEnXB4Dxl
My online store: www.longwellcraftworks.com
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Pushing on a pull door is how my shame spiral started this morning
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Being insane is my birthright.
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Being insane is my birthright.
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It's always an unpleasant experience when there are people involved.
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
It's always an unpleasant experience when there are people involved.
It's The Great Depression, Charlie Brown!
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
It's The Great Depression, Charlie Brown!
It's Ethinic Cleansing, Charlie Brown!
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
It's Ethinic Cleansing, Charlie Brown!
Fuck! I have nothing to wear for Toyotathon
November 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Fuck! I have nothing to wear for Toyotathon
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the void called and said you’re late
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the void called and said you’re late
All my friends call me their broton, because I'm always positive
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
All my friends call me their broton, because I'm always positive
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ME: I want to do some traveling
BANK ACCOUNT: Like...to the porch?
BANK ACCOUNT: Like...to the porch?
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
ME: I want to do some traveling
BANK ACCOUNT: Like...to the porch?
BANK ACCOUNT: Like...to the porch?
My favorite part of small business Saturday is telling the small business owner that I want to purchase goods from them, but I had forgotten my wallet. Then, I go home and buy stuff from Amazon.
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite part of small business Saturday is telling the small business owner that I want to purchase goods from them, but I had forgotten my wallet. Then, I go home and buy stuff from Amazon.
Terrible decision maker logging in
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Terrible decision maker logging in
We need to talk about the *elephant in the room.
*my butt
*my butt
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
We need to talk about the *elephant in the room.
*my butt
*my butt
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I'm not ashamed of who I am.
That's my family's job.
That's my family's job.
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm not ashamed of who I am.
That's my family's job.
That's my family's job.
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Life is amazing because there are so many different types of cheeses to melt...but then there are also the horrors
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Life is amazing because there are so many different types of cheeses to melt...but then there are also the horrors
Having some mad post-Thanksgiving diarrhea today. Or, as I like to call it, Squanto's Revenge.
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Having some mad post-Thanksgiving diarrhea today. Or, as I like to call it, Squanto's Revenge.
Unpopular opinion.
Streaming has ruined TV and movies.
Streaming has ruined TV and movies.
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Unpopular opinion.
Streaming has ruined TV and movies.
Streaming has ruined TV and movies.
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Disabled people deserve healthcare.
Disabled people deserve housing.
Disabled people deserve food.
Disabled people deserve support.
Our ability to work and produce for capitalism should not determine our value.
Disability is not a moral failing. Most people will experience it someday.
Disabled people deserve housing.
Disabled people deserve food.
Disabled people deserve support.
Our ability to work and produce for capitalism should not determine our value.
Disability is not a moral failing. Most people will experience it someday.
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Disabled people deserve healthcare.
Disabled people deserve housing.
Disabled people deserve food.
Disabled people deserve support.
Our ability to work and produce for capitalism should not determine our value.
Disability is not a moral failing. Most people will experience it someday.
Disabled people deserve housing.
Disabled people deserve food.
Disabled people deserve support.
Our ability to work and produce for capitalism should not determine our value.
Disability is not a moral failing. Most people will experience it someday.
Can't wait to *crack open a few cold ones with the boys this weekend
*go grave robbing
*go grave robbing
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Can't wait to *crack open a few cold ones with the boys this weekend
*go grave robbing
*go grave robbing
Just straight up frumping tonight
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Just straight up frumping tonight
Welp. I got drunk and fucked the turkey carcass again.
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Welp. I got drunk and fucked the turkey carcass again.
I just murdered my entire family because they insisted on watching Mrs. Doubtfire after Thanksgiving dinner
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I just murdered my entire family because they insisted on watching Mrs. Doubtfire after Thanksgiving dinner
In high school, I was voted Most Likely To Be A Person of Interest In A Murder Case.
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 AM
In high school, I was voted Most Likely To Be A Person of Interest In A Murder Case.
Happy Thank A White European for Killing Off Indigenous People and Stealing Their Land Day tomorrow!
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Happy Thank A White European for Killing Off Indigenous People and Stealing Their Land Day tomorrow!