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Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩
@beardium.bsky.social
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American by chance, not by choice. My YouTubes https://youtube.com/@josephlongwellbeardedturner?si=Nr42Z7DJC_7UGAlZ https://youtube.com/@longwellcraftworks?si=YVixuSxhEnXB4Dxl My online store: www.longwellcraftworks.com
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Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩 @beardium.bsky.social · Mar 16
Pushing on a pull door is how my shame spiral started this morning
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 2h
a Nestea plunge into an active volcano would fix me
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Whack Morris @whackmorris.bsky.social · 1h
If you cum in your dreams you cum in real life.
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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 4h
i never let the fart all the way out, bc what if i need to escape a social situation
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 9h
hallmark channel movie idea:

a girl working in the big city comes back to her small hometown for the holidays but leaves immediately when she realizes her family & everyone she grew up with are racist small minded pieces of shit.
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · May 5
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As shirts, mug, car magnet, sticker, magnet, or pin
A white t-shirt with a grayish green lettering and Rosie The Riveter with her fist up I am beauty I am grace I am here wearing my Resisting bitch face https://www.etsy.com/shop/AntiTrumpResistance
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 17h
At this point, half my followers are just FBI agents
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 17h
What do you mean binging Halloween candy isn't a good coping strategy
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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 17h
At therapy saying "that's exactly what a cop would ask" to every question
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Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩 @beardium.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door with blinds .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a door with blinds .
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Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩 @beardium.bsky.social · 1d
"It smells like bricks and shit in here." I say as I enter a brick shithouse.
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Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩 @beardium.bsky.social · 1d
Bro, sorry for puking in your mouth when you open-mouthed kissed me after I did a kegstand.
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Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩 @beardium.bsky.social · 1d
Before leaving a public men's room, I always wish the guy taking a demonic shit the best of luck
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Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩 @beardium.bsky.social · 1d
Governor Newsom must be having an affair with an AI chatbot
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Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩 @beardium.bsky.social · 1d
Post-apocalyptic capitalism gonna have us paying for the ability to sleep
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Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩 @beardium.bsky.social · 1d
Stupid new Star Trek shows probably gonna have fucking vampires and shit now
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Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩 @beardium.bsky.social · 1d
Spiderman movies are like iPhones. A new one comes out every year and isn't much different than the one before
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Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩 @beardium.bsky.social · 1d
I hate to give away spoilers. But Tony poops his suit in Iron Man 4
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Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩 @beardium.bsky.social · 1d
Morbius loses his Morbin' powers in Morbius 2: Vampire Boogaloo
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Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩 @beardium.bsky.social · 1d
The Tell-Tale Fart
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Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩 @beardium.bsky.social · 1d
He's a total asshat
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 1d
who up jacking the lantern
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2d
Indigenous Peoples' Day
Statue of Massasoit, sachem of the Wampanoags, looking out over Patuxet Harbor
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 1d
blind werewolf still howling even tho the sun is up
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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 2d
Nothing is funny. Best I can do is a wordless night of unspoken resentments
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Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩 @beardium.bsky.social · 2d
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