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Paused Mortem 💀

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · Jul 21

For a fucked up person, you'd think I'd thrive in a fucked up world.

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 8h

Being alive drains all my energy.

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La Spaghettissima @catlady.gay · 10h

I'm coming out on this National Coming Out Day as tired of my own bullshit

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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 18h

I prefer organic butlers, not man maid.

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 9h

my pedestal still sits lower

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 9h

I’ve seen better wieners in a pack of Hebrew National

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 20h

Wearing a funyun like a nose ring.

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 1d

Ok, I like this fantastic four. A little tone deaf in the intro but overall great. Sue storm was badass.

Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 1d

It Chapter Two kind of homophobic. Iykyk.

Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 1d

Overused 10/10 jokes from people who think they're so clever. Amazing.

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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 1d

In the mood to strap on a cosmic cock and bang the abyss, I mean have a lovely evening. 😘

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 2d

A beautiful life... What a foreign concept.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 2d

*handing out gold star stickers for anyone with independent thinking

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 2d

hanging on by a thread sounds way too cute and diy for what it feels like

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 2d

"It's just a bad day, not a bad li--"

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 2d

We are the product that created itself, and these idiots are going to fumble it.

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 2d

Hi. It is I, the physical embodiment of misery.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 2d

It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 2d

Lying in bed warm like a corpse before rigamortus sets in.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2d

My most hilarious posts get the fewest likes, it’s science.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 4d

whenever in doubt, always hip thrust

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · Apr 9

Sometimes I can hear myself making the same face my mother used to make

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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry I haven’t been on lately. I was busy trying to open a produce bag for my apples

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 2d

I've burned a lot of bridges for someone who's a non-swimmer. I don't care.

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 2d

I burn bridges because I can swim.

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 2d

Oh I see you, I get blocked when I post something. Nice.