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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · May 17

20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised

20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 11h

"Her year in exile" lol. lmao

Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 11h

Who can say what anything means , when you think about it

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @hayao.lol · 22h

capitalism remains surprisingly popular given how its two primary contributions to society are Making Crummy Shit That Sucks, and Ruining Everything Good

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 22h

No one wants this bullshit

Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 1d

How can one man be so loud yet so wrong

Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 2d

Chefs kiss response

Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 2d

It boggles the mind

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know why this two-year-old at the pool said "how dare you" to her dad but I'm on her side

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 3d

The best pronunciation

Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 3d

You said it

Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 3d

This counts as a medical excuse

Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 3d

Really my only question is why eat flan when you could eat creme brûlée instead

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 3d

Do you pronounce it flan or flan

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 3d

You aren't a person , you're a platform

Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 4d

I just shuddered

Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 4d

If garbanzo beans have no haters it's because I died

Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 4d

😬

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 4d

most of the time i’m just wishing I was asleep

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 4d

Finally figured out why I don't like garbanzo beans. It's because they taste bad

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 5d

i would never use a reminders app. i have enough apps reminding me about things. i want an app that makes me forget.

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 5d

Thanks! I really like how it turned out

Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 5d

Is this good? Not especially, but it was very fun and now my son has to live with it

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 5d

I regret to inform you that the Oregon ducks mascot has been forever memorialized in acrylic paint and also I have become obsessed with mixing this green color

9"x11" painting of the Oregon ducks mascot holding his hands in the shape of an O on a yellow background. I painted it for my son to hang in his dorm room if he wants (or in the back of his closet if he doesn't)

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 15d

I know a lot is going on but it's flu shot season and you should get a flu shot

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 6d

Cooked him I fear