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Shenanigans
@shenanigans.bsky.social
· May 17
20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
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I cannot think of a situation that requires Five Guys. Five guys is too many guys
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I cannot think of a situation that requires Five Guys. Five guys is too many guys
More like Lack Friday (because I lack funds lmao get it)
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
More like Lack Friday (because I lack funds lmao get it)
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I hate when people get a little bit popular and it changes their entire personality. My personality changes are solely the result of mental illness.
November 27, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I hate when people get a little bit popular and it changes their entire personality. My personality changes are solely the result of mental illness.
It wouldn't be thanksgiving without a super smash bros tournament that ends in cursing
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It wouldn't be thanksgiving without a super smash bros tournament that ends in cursing
This time it was my razor
Can't wait to get to my destination and find out what essential daily item I've left at home
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This time it was my razor
I've simply never had a bad opinion about pie or anything else
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I've simply never had a bad opinion about pie or anything else
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"Reminder to rate your recent purchase" no thanks I'd rather die
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"Reminder to rate your recent purchase" no thanks I'd rather die
They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
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i was visited by the 3 ghosts of christmas and i have decided i am going to become the grink
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i was visited by the 3 ghosts of christmas and i have decided i am going to become the grink
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
It really do be that way sometimes
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It really do be that way sometimes
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happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
When all else fails, mac and cheese delivers
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
When all else fails, mac and cheese delivers
Incredible things happening on facebook as usual
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Incredible things happening on facebook as usual
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
[me yesterday] "It's just rain, it isn't even cold enough to snow yet" you fool. You IMBECILE now look what you've done
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
[me yesterday] "It's just rain, it isn't even cold enough to snow yet" you fool. You IMBECILE now look what you've done
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Hey does anybody know what to do
January 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Hey does anybody know what to do
I love the one day a year it rains in California because I get to watch my neighbors slosh down to the corner store in sandals and no raincoat and marvel at us as a population
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I love the one day a year it rains in California because I get to watch my neighbors slosh down to the corner store in sandals and no raincoat and marvel at us as a population
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people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
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Truly a horrible time to be literate
October 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Truly a horrible time to be literate
Shit's fucked so I'm going to watch videos of babies laughing at dogs until I fall asleep
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Shit's fucked so I'm going to watch videos of babies laughing at dogs until I fall asleep
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i'm a veteran of the first and second woke wars
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i'm a veteran of the first and second woke wars
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
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"You can do hard things!" yeah but I don't want to. I just want to chill.
November 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"You can do hard things!" yeah but I don't want to. I just want to chill.
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in