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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · Dec 10

[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]

me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 2h

I make-a da pizza

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 2h

I can always count on you to take things one step too far

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 10h

If your name is something like Chip Callahan or Terry O'Brien and you're not at least an offensive coordinator at the college level by age 35 you have failed at life

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 2h

Correct

the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 2h

Tony "the" Tiger

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 3h

Philip "Seymour" Hoffman

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 3h

Sarah "Jessica" Parker

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 4h

Grok where is my ass whole

the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 5h

[Playing "Black Hole Sun" near Neil Degrasse Tyson just to make him mad]

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 5h

Gotta be efficient with your time

the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 5h

You're not gonna believe this

the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 6h

Just watched One Battle After Another, and I can say one thing for sure: there were a lot of battles

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Nate Patrin @natepatrin.bsky.social · 7h

things bullets say

Ian @brocktoon.bsky.social · 7h

Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 9h

i love the idea that there’s definitely a few thousand people out there everyday that ask grok stuff like “is broccoli healthy”

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 8h

I have several desires and dreams but unfortunately, with a net worth of only $200 billion, I can't afford to take time off to pursue them. Maybe when I reach $300 billion

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 8h

Head coach: we finally hired a defensive coordinator

Athletic director: great, how many years of experience does he have?

Head coach: his name's Buddy Wilkins

Athletic director: perfect

the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 8h

Interviewer: what are your qualifications for the special teams coach position

Dale McNeely: my name's Dale McNeely

Interviewer: you're hired

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 9h

Chip McChip

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merritt @merrittk.com · 9h

love to hear family members being like "can you believe they give $50,000 to refugees for doing nothing i read it on facebook" homie you were forwarding me chain emails about mars inverting the earth's gravity in 2003 you should not be allowed access to the internet

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 10h

If your name is something like Chip Callahan or Terry O'Brien and you're not at least an offensive coordinator at the college level by age 35 you have failed at life

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11h

i am so ready for quantum to be the next dumb buzzword the tech industry forces everyone to pretend to care about. "how are you incorporating quantum into your daily work?" i'm not but it's so refreshing you asked me a new and different stupid question

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 11h

the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 12h

If people from other countries want to come live in the U.S. they should do so legally via our simple 397-step, 20-year process

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 15h

They're wicked finished

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 15h

Guy from Boston describing someone wearing the latest sweat management training gear: he's wicked wicked ok I'm done

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