merritt
@merrittk.com
Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, comics patreon.com/merrittk
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GNOSTICISM WITH CHILD RAPE NAZI DEMIURGE CHARACTERISTICS, BECAUSE AMERICA DID NOT EXECUTE ITS SEDITIOUS CHATTEL SLAVING TRAITOR REBELS
January 31, 2026 at 7:18 AM
GNOSTICISM WITH CHILD RAPE NAZI DEMIURGE CHARACTERISTICS, BECAUSE AMERICA DID NOT EXECUTE ITS SEDITIOUS CHATTEL SLAVING TRAITOR REBELS
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this week on the program we talk about the olympics and we also invent a brand new sport, the rules of which i have already forgotten
🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...
🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...
February 16, 2026 at 6:37 PM
this week on the program we talk about the olympics and we also invent a brand new sport, the rules of which i have already forgotten
🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...
🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...
i disapprove of the word “gock” but i will defend to the death your right to say it
February 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
i disapprove of the word “gock” but i will defend to the death your right to say it
if you have run afoul of my frankly draconian blocking policy you may submit an essay response using this google form to explain yourself. you must pen at least 1000 words apologizimg for suggesting that kirby (minor coded) would ”absolutely hoover that shmeat”
February 16, 2026 at 6:23 PM
if you have run afoul of my frankly draconian blocking policy you may submit an essay response using this google form to explain yourself. you must pen at least 1000 words apologizimg for suggesting that kirby (minor coded) would ”absolutely hoover that shmeat”
100 pages greebo, greebo forever, a thousand years greebo patreon.com/merrittk
February 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
100 pages greebo, greebo forever, a thousand years greebo patreon.com/merrittk
the fuckin greatest city in the world baybeee
We are going to win. Because we are stronger together and because love is more powerful than hate.
(I am going to go cry now)
(I am going to go cry now)
February 16, 2026 at 5:21 AM
the fuckin greatest city in the world baybeee
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i had another idea for a star wars tv show its like a call in advice show and the host is yaddle (girl yoda) and she says things like "dump him you must, caller. any song request do you have?" (i dont remember if yaddle talks like that i assume they all do)
May 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i had another idea for a star wars tv show its like a call in advice show and the host is yaddle (girl yoda) and she says things like "dump him you must, caller. any song request do you have?" (i dont remember if yaddle talks like that i assume they all do)
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oh right, birth is suffering, aging is suffering, illness is suffering, death is suffering; union with what is displeasing is suffering; separation from what is pleasing is suffering; not to get what one wants is suffering; in brief, the five aggregates subject to clinging are suffering
May 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
oh right, birth is suffering, aging is suffering, illness is suffering, death is suffering; union with what is displeasing is suffering; separation from what is pleasing is suffering; not to get what one wants is suffering; in brief, the five aggregates subject to clinging are suffering
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weird to try to explain to someone that for a few years in the 2010s random 20 year olds online were making a concerted effort to take you down by inventing increasingly fanciful tales of your predations (twitter posts they didn’t like)
February 16, 2026 at 4:34 AM
weird to try to explain to someone that for a few years in the 2010s random 20 year olds online were making a concerted effort to take you down by inventing increasingly fanciful tales of your predations (twitter posts they didn’t like)
everything you like is mostly modified palm oil
February 14, 2026 at 3:32 PM
everything you like is mostly modified palm oil
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you can press the z button to target people and objects you encounter in the world. go ahead, give it a try
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 PM
you can press the z button to target people and objects you encounter in the world. go ahead, give it a try
american’s are too polarized these days. it used to be that everyone believed some people deserved some rights. now one side believes everyone should die painfully and the other thinks most people should get to live. i am paid $500000 a year for my insights
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 PM
american’s are too polarized these days. it used to be that everyone believed some people deserved some rights. now one side believes everyone should die painfully and the other thinks most people should get to live. i am paid $500000 a year for my insights
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What would you do if both candidates were found to be pedophiles?
What would you do if the other candidate ran on a platform of legalizing pedophilia?
Would you still not vote?
What would you do if the other candidate ran on a platform of legalizing pedophilia?
Would you still not vote?
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
What would you do if both candidates were found to be pedophiles?
What would you do if the other candidate ran on a platform of legalizing pedophilia?
Would you still not vote?
What would you do if the other candidate ran on a platform of legalizing pedophilia?
Would you still not vote?
god bless da type of ex that will make u omurice and show u fucked up gay movies
February 14, 2026 at 4:03 AM
god bless da type of ex that will make u omurice and show u fucked up gay movies
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"average mini painter drinks 3 pots of nuln oil a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average painter drinks 0 pots of nuln oil per year. merritt k, who lives in woods & drinks over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
June 26, 2024 at 1:43 AM
"average mini painter drinks 3 pots of nuln oil a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average painter drinks 0 pots of nuln oil per year. merritt k, who lives in woods & drinks over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
being a billionaire sounds like actual hell to me. like all of your desires can be instantly slaked. so then maybe you start to wonder like ok, what am i NOT allowed to have? i want that
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
being a billionaire sounds like actual hell to me. like all of your desires can be instantly slaked. so then maybe you start to wonder like ok, what am i NOT allowed to have? i want that
bouncing upon it in a manner most frightful to behold
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
bouncing upon it in a manner most frightful to behold
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I’d love to see journalism exploring the mass deletion of SWs off X in conjunction with the rise of grok’s porn bots. There’s a certain tech bro fantasy of AI as a tool of economic deprivation against SWs. The deep resentment at the financial independence of online SW seems to have come to a head.
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I’d love to see journalism exploring the mass deletion of SWs off X in conjunction with the rise of grok’s porn bots. There’s a certain tech bro fantasy of AI as a tool of economic deprivation against SWs. The deep resentment at the financial independence of online SW seems to have come to a head.
theyre making independent, introspective, rebellious men race each other and gambling on it. this is sick
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
theyre making independent, introspective, rebellious men race each other and gambling on it. this is sick
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introducing the ball peen wife
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 AM
introducing the ball peen wife
when your gf says they wish they were a vampire who had to drink your blood on a regular basis
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 AM
when your gf says they wish they were a vampire who had to drink your blood on a regular basis
learning that seattle has enough gay furries that there are intracommunity conflicts amongst them played out via stickering campaigns in public places has filled me with a sense of profound admiration for the city
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 AM
learning that seattle has enough gay furries that there are intracommunity conflicts amongst them played out via stickering campaigns in public places has filled me with a sense of profound admiration for the city