merritt
@merrittk.com
Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, comics patreon.com/merrittk
everything you like is mostly modified palm oil
February 14, 2026 at 3:32 PM
everything you like is mostly modified palm oil
you show me where in the bible it says you cant do an oklahoma paisano, a new sex move i invented that requires five participants, an econoline van, and access to an ocean or estuary
February 14, 2026 at 2:54 PM
you show me where in the bible it says you cant do an oklahoma paisano, a new sex move i invented that requires five participants, an econoline van, and access to an ocean or estuary
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bathrooms in seatac airport are just big open spaces with two entrances, one long sink area, and fully enclosed closet-like stalls. nobody died or flashed their genitals as far as i could tell
February 14, 2026 at 2:08 PM
bathrooms in seatac airport are just big open spaces with two entrances, one long sink area, and fully enclosed closet-like stalls. nobody died or flashed their genitals as far as i could tell
you can press the z button to target people and objects you encounter in the world. go ahead, give it a try
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 PM
you can press the z button to target people and objects you encounter in the world. go ahead, give it a try
american’s are too polarized these days. it used to be that everyone believed some people deserved some rights. now one side believes everyone should die painfully and the other thinks most people should get to live. i am paid $500000 a year for my insights
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 PM
american’s are too polarized these days. it used to be that everyone believed some people deserved some rights. now one side believes everyone should die painfully and the other thinks most people should get to live. i am paid $500000 a year for my insights
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What would you do if both candidates were found to be pedophiles?
What would you do if the other candidate ran on a platform of legalizing pedophilia?
Would you still not vote?
What would you do if the other candidate ran on a platform of legalizing pedophilia?
Would you still not vote?
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
What would you do if both candidates were found to be pedophiles?
What would you do if the other candidate ran on a platform of legalizing pedophilia?
Would you still not vote?
What would you do if the other candidate ran on a platform of legalizing pedophilia?
Would you still not vote?
god bless da type of ex that will make u omurice and show u fucked up gay movies
February 14, 2026 at 4:03 AM
god bless da type of ex that will make u omurice and show u fucked up gay movies
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"average mini painter drinks 3 pots of nuln oil a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average painter drinks 0 pots of nuln oil per year. merritt k, who lives in woods & drinks over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
June 26, 2024 at 1:43 AM
"average mini painter drinks 3 pots of nuln oil a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average painter drinks 0 pots of nuln oil per year. merritt k, who lives in woods & drinks over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
being a billionaire sounds like actual hell to me. like all of your desires can be instantly slaked. so then maybe you start to wonder like ok, what am i NOT allowed to have? i want that
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM
being a billionaire sounds like actual hell to me. like all of your desires can be instantly slaked. so then maybe you start to wonder like ok, what am i NOT allowed to have? i want that
hello i am looking into hiring a godot dev to create a fairly simple point and click adventure game skeleton for me using dialogic. if you are interested please DM me
February 14, 2026 at 2:08 AM
hello i am looking into hiring a godot dev to create a fairly simple point and click adventure game skeleton for me using dialogic. if you are interested please DM me
getting my zoomer bf pregnant by science or magic
February 14, 2026 at 12:54 AM
getting my zoomer bf pregnant by science or magic
um i dont believe what the so-called experts tell me. i believe what a guy yelling in his car outside a walmart on a facebook video tells me
February 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
um i dont believe what the so-called experts tell me. i believe what a guy yelling in his car outside a walmart on a facebook video tells me
bouncing upon it in a manner most frightful to behold
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
bouncing upon it in a manner most frightful to behold
the guy who invented ”Sammy the Skunk Stinks it Up”, a 1994 platformer game people only ever rented if every copy of Bubsy at the Blockbuster was out, has some thoughts on the deleterious effects of woke on American life
February 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
the guy who invented ”Sammy the Skunk Stinks it Up”, a 1994 platformer game people only ever rented if every copy of Bubsy at the Blockbuster was out, has some thoughts on the deleterious effects of woke on American life
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I’d love to see journalism exploring the mass deletion of SWs off X in conjunction with the rise of grok’s porn bots. There’s a certain tech bro fantasy of AI as a tool of economic deprivation against SWs. The deep resentment at the financial independence of online SW seems to have come to a head.
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I’d love to see journalism exploring the mass deletion of SWs off X in conjunction with the rise of grok’s porn bots. There’s a certain tech bro fantasy of AI as a tool of economic deprivation against SWs. The deep resentment at the financial independence of online SW seems to have come to a head.
theyre making independent, introspective, rebellious men race each other and gambling on it. this is sick
February 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
theyre making independent, introspective, rebellious men race each other and gambling on it. this is sick
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introducing the ball peen wife
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 AM
introducing the ball peen wife
when your gf says they wish they were a vampire who had to drink your blood on a regular basis
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 AM
when your gf says they wish they were a vampire who had to drink your blood on a regular basis
learning that seattle has enough gay furries that there are intracommunity conflicts amongst them played out via stickering campaigns in public places has filled me with a sense of profound admiration for the city
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 AM
learning that seattle has enough gay furries that there are intracommunity conflicts amongst them played out via stickering campaigns in public places has filled me with a sense of profound admiration for the city
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I talked recently to an indie developer who was given the consultation that they should carve out a part of their UI for Northerlion to put his face cam.
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I talked recently to an indie developer who was given the consultation that they should carve out a part of their UI for Northerlion to put his face cam.
all the kinds of modern Indie Games:
-"roguelike" (slot machine)
-feelings
-unlock/tech tree simulator
-"god we hope northernlion plays this"
-crunchy first person shooter
-morrowind built by a single lunatic
-"roguelike" (slot machine)
-feelings
-unlock/tech tree simulator
-"god we hope northernlion plays this"
-crunchy first person shooter
-morrowind built by a single lunatic
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
all the kinds of modern Indie Games:
-"roguelike" (slot machine)
-feelings
-unlock/tech tree simulator
-"god we hope northernlion plays this"
-crunchy first person shooter
-morrowind built by a single lunatic
-"roguelike" (slot machine)
-feelings
-unlock/tech tree simulator
-"god we hope northernlion plays this"
-crunchy first person shooter
-morrowind built by a single lunatic
talking about epstein with my uber driver and she was like "you know what i would do if i had all that money? id invite all the pedophiles and child abusers to my island and then do Saw on them"
February 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
talking about epstein with my uber driver and she was like "you know what i would do if i had all that money? id invite all the pedophiles and child abusers to my island and then do Saw on them"
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You Must Read www.otherstrangeness.com/2026/02/12/y...
You Must Read - Other Strangeness — merritt k
You gotta
www.otherstrangeness.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
You Must Read www.otherstrangeness.com/2026/02/12/y...
tfw the guy who did your boobs went to little st. james
February 13, 2026 at 2:37 AM
tfw the guy who did your boobs went to little st. james