merritt
@merrittk.com
Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com, podcasting @ifyouredriving.bsky.social, comics patreon.com/merrittk
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made fan art for my favourite horror movie
February 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
made fan art for my favourite horror movie
crucially this is NOT about the Cybersix animated series. it's about the Argentinian live-action one that looks like this
February 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
crucially this is NOT about the Cybersix animated series. it's about the Argentinian live-action one that looks like this
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Join Mr T. @merrittk.com, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @brockway.bsky.social in their animated quest to save America on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/hwo29I-DYGM
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 265, Mister T with Merritt K
YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG
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February 18, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Join Mr T. @merrittk.com, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @brockway.bsky.social in their animated quest to save America on our YouTube channel! youtu.be/hwo29I-DYGM
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How could you improve Batman? Make him a crossdressing genetically-engineered babe created by Nazi scientists for the purpose of world domination who wears a big floppy hat. Yeah, that would probably work. @merrittk.com has more info on Cybersix. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/nerd...
Nerding Day: Cybersix: The Live-Action Series - 1-900-HOTDOG
Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.
1900hotdog.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:18 PM
How could you improve Batman? Make him a crossdressing genetically-engineered babe created by Nazi scientists for the purpose of world domination who wears a big floppy hat. Yeah, that would probably work. @merrittk.com has more info on Cybersix. 1900hotdog.com/2026/02/nerd...
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repost if u belive love is love
November 23, 2024 at 11:16 PM
repost if u belive love is love
finding the comic 'bondage fairies' when i was young really messed me up. what do you mean that snail is horny
February 18, 2026 at 2:10 AM
finding the comic 'bondage fairies' when i was young really messed me up. what do you mean that snail is horny
February 17, 2026 at 1:36 AM
its really fucked up that garfield repeatedly tries to send nermal to abu dhabi given that in the UAE he would likely be tried and imprisoned for his homosexuality
February 17, 2026 at 1:25 AM
its really fucked up that garfield repeatedly tries to send nermal to abu dhabi given that in the UAE he would likely be tried and imprisoned for his homosexuality
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GNOSTICISM WITH CHILD RAPE NAZI DEMIURGE CHARACTERISTICS, BECAUSE AMERICA DID NOT EXECUTE ITS SEDITIOUS CHATTEL SLAVING TRAITOR REBELS
January 31, 2026 at 7:18 AM
GNOSTICISM WITH CHILD RAPE NAZI DEMIURGE CHARACTERISTICS, BECAUSE AMERICA DID NOT EXECUTE ITS SEDITIOUS CHATTEL SLAVING TRAITOR REBELS
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this week on the program we talk about the olympics and we also invent a brand new sport, the rules of which i have already forgotten
🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...
🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...
February 16, 2026 at 6:37 PM
this week on the program we talk about the olympics and we also invent a brand new sport, the rules of which i have already forgotten
🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...
🎧: pod.link/1648903956/e...
i disapprove of the word “gock” but i will defend to the death your right to say it
February 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
i disapprove of the word “gock” but i will defend to the death your right to say it
if you have run afoul of my frankly draconian blocking policy you may submit an essay response using this google form to explain yourself. you must pen at least 1000 words apologizimg for suggesting that kirby (minor coded) would ”absolutely hoover that shmeat”
February 16, 2026 at 6:23 PM
if you have run afoul of my frankly draconian blocking policy you may submit an essay response using this google form to explain yourself. you must pen at least 1000 words apologizimg for suggesting that kirby (minor coded) would ”absolutely hoover that shmeat”
100 pages greebo, greebo forever, a thousand years greebo patreon.com/merrittk
February 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
100 pages greebo, greebo forever, a thousand years greebo patreon.com/merrittk
the fuckin greatest city in the world baybeee
We are going to win. Because we are stronger together and because love is more powerful than hate.
(I am going to go cry now)
(I am going to go cry now)
February 16, 2026 at 5:21 AM
the fuckin greatest city in the world baybeee
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i had another idea for a star wars tv show its like a call in advice show and the host is yaddle (girl yoda) and she says things like "dump him you must, caller. any song request do you have?" (i dont remember if yaddle talks like that i assume they all do)
May 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i had another idea for a star wars tv show its like a call in advice show and the host is yaddle (girl yoda) and she says things like "dump him you must, caller. any song request do you have?" (i dont remember if yaddle talks like that i assume they all do)
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oh right, birth is suffering, aging is suffering, illness is suffering, death is suffering; union with what is displeasing is suffering; separation from what is pleasing is suffering; not to get what one wants is suffering; in brief, the five aggregates subject to clinging are suffering
May 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
oh right, birth is suffering, aging is suffering, illness is suffering, death is suffering; union with what is displeasing is suffering; separation from what is pleasing is suffering; not to get what one wants is suffering; in brief, the five aggregates subject to clinging are suffering
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weird to try to explain to someone that for a few years in the 2010s random 20 year olds online were making a concerted effort to take you down by inventing increasingly fanciful tales of your predations (twitter posts they didn’t like)
February 16, 2026 at 4:34 AM
weird to try to explain to someone that for a few years in the 2010s random 20 year olds online were making a concerted effort to take you down by inventing increasingly fanciful tales of your predations (twitter posts they didn’t like)
everything you like is mostly modified palm oil
February 14, 2026 at 3:32 PM
everything you like is mostly modified palm oil
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you can press the z button to target people and objects you encounter in the world. go ahead, give it a try
February 14, 2026 at 2:03 PM
you can press the z button to target people and objects you encounter in the world. go ahead, give it a try
american’s are too polarized these days. it used to be that everyone believed some people deserved some rights. now one side believes everyone should die painfully and the other thinks most people should get to live. i am paid $500000 a year for my insights
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 PM
american’s are too polarized these days. it used to be that everyone believed some people deserved some rights. now one side believes everyone should die painfully and the other thinks most people should get to live. i am paid $500000 a year for my insights
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What would you do if both candidates were found to be pedophiles?
What would you do if the other candidate ran on a platform of legalizing pedophilia?
Would you still not vote?
What would you do if the other candidate ran on a platform of legalizing pedophilia?
Would you still not vote?
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
What would you do if both candidates were found to be pedophiles?
What would you do if the other candidate ran on a platform of legalizing pedophilia?
Would you still not vote?
What would you do if the other candidate ran on a platform of legalizing pedophilia?
Would you still not vote?