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It's Turkey Time, Dan
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Host of @wthupod.bsky.social

Still an overly online Dad (recently upgraded to Autism Dad)

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Warhammer 40k, college football, parenting, politics, no discernible thought process or order
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I've been in non-stop work calls so I haven't pushed this yet, but yes @hooverstreetrag.org and I talked for nearly an hour on GI Joe, the surprisingly woke 80's cartoon about the military that was designed to sell toys
Ever wondered what it is like to sit in my class when one of my lectures goes way off the rails?

Good news, @jacketdan.bsky.social captured some of that spirit with me on the episode of @wthupod.bsky.social that dropped this morning.

open.spotify.com/episode/7ud7...
Episode 11 - Arise Serpentor, Arise with Craig (aka HooverStreetRag)
open.spotify.com
Looks I get to tap my sign a bit harder since a team GT beat with a worse record on the season is going to make the conference championship game over us

The mega conferences suck and fuck it if you want them then it’s 10 conference games a year

Leaves space for one FCS and a possible OOC rival
This is absolutely the worst part of the mega conferences where you can end up with a shit ton of 7-1 and 6-2 teams that somehow didn’t play each other or even a significant overlap of conference opponents
I feel like I need a degree from one of these ACC schools (not Clemson) to understand all these championship scenarios.
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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That mac and cheese uses a hard ‘r’
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Beat the initial GPS estimate and that’s with two stops

My New Balances have never been a brighter white than they are now
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You can always count on the real Miami to do that thing
In the MAC, Miami is about to win a three way tie breaker despite losing to both teams.
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
This is absolutely the worst part of the mega conferences where you can end up with a shit ton of 7-1 and 6-2 teams that somehow didn’t play each other or even a significant overlap of conference opponents
I feel like I need a degree from one of these ACC schools (not Clemson) to understand all these championship scenarios.
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
You mean the exact same thing GT did with ACC losses and their non-conference opponent?
Well it's 2 losses in the SEC and one loss to the best team from a different conference
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I swear the ACC has never been forgiven for Miami spending pretty much their entire time in the conference being bad to mid
My favorite is:

If the traditional powers in your conference aren’t good this year then your conference is trash.
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Well we screwed up by only losing to teams with winning records and retained coaches
lol three losses in our conference means you’re unranked
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Looks like I am waking up to my favorite narrative in all of sports:

3 losses in the SEC just proves how strong the conference is top to bottom. A rule that does not apply to any other conference in the country
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Guess they always secretly wanted to be a State School
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university

Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Next year is my 30th high school reunion. I have seen 6 victories over UGA in that time. 3 of them while I was an undergraduate.

Eat Arby’s
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Never fails
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A real defensive battle. Just like everybody figured would happen
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
We don’t have the ACCCG after this, so let’s just go ahead and try to get our QB into a big ass ice bath after this one
This is THE game to go back to rushing Haynes 40 times
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
UGA’s defense is famously slow sideline to sideline so this will work great I am sure
Yeah, let's throw the ball 5 yards behind the line of scrimmage on 3rd and 7 and see what happens
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Why in the fuck are we rushing six on 3rd and 5 from the 8 yard line?

It’s going to be a quick drop and a short route

Blake Gideon is fucking useless
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
(Defense is playing better than I thought it would)
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
And I believe the wheels are rattling right about now
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
There’s that run defense we’ve shown all season
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Powell-Lee’s leg got bent weird on as the scrum happened and that might be his game
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
We have been kicking way too many red zone FG’s in the last four games
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Malik Rutherford runs so hard for a guy his size
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
They gave us $10 million dollars which the program desperately needed after years of financial mismanagement in the AA up until Jay Batt

Can we please all shut the fuck up about how GT took the neutral site game now?
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I love the kid, but Haynes King cannot step up in the pocket to save his life
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM