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Dan’s Painting Minis again
@jacketdan.bsky.social
Host of @wthupod.bsky.social

Still an overly online Dad (recently upgraded to Autism Dad)

He/Him

Warhammer 40k, college football, parenting, politics, no discernible thought process or order
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Okay, I'm doing this. Here is a thread of Taste Buds content that I have shared. I'll try to get all of them on here, but some will require a bit of clipping as they are longer than 3 minutes
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i think if you post like this without offering concrete steps people can take to prepare for and respond to interference or without any acknowledgement of the success (or lack thereof) of this strategy then you are basically engaged in voter suppression.
February 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Photos you can hear for $500, Alex
Saving this post for when I need something to make me smile
February 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Every time the "would you vote for Newsom" discourse starts I am just going to post this again
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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"Oh damn. I didn't know they had barking spiders in the oval office. I thought we sprayed for those the other day."
- President Dan, after ripping an 100 decibel heater
February 2, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Saving this post for when I need something to make me smile
February 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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It’s really funny that they didn’t have these complaints when 300 had male strippers slow motion fighting Warhammer Persians
February 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
The JacketDan promise is that if you ever make me President and I fart during a press conference everybody is going to know it happened

There will be no room for argument
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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Remember when Black people had to monitor BLM protests like it was a 3rd grade field trip? Same vibes.
February 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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BARI WEISS: I think it's so telling. Liberals only want to talk about the bad bunny. Whereas rational people like you and me, I think, people who can agree to disagree, we want to talk about the good bunny.
BILLIONAIRE CHILD RAPIST: [nodding]
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Trump 2.0 being a huge time for the third amendment was not actually on my BINGO card
ICE was stealing equipment from the Islip Long Island fire department and a Islip Forward member documented it. ICE tried to arrest the community member but the firemen said “I don’t think so” www.islipforward.org
February 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Everybody talking about Woke 2.0, what if you woke 2.0 hours earlier and got a fuckin jobbbbb
February 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
This announcement is Big, McLarge, Huge!!!
February 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I am saying this as somewhat of a joke, but one of my favorite bits of The Wild Robot was how much nature is actually things killing other things to stay alive
Ecosystems thrive on murder
February 2, 2026 at 3:55 PM
"You're right. I have been triggered and I am choosing 'fight.' Let's have at it, Travis."
I promise you right now that this is the biggest band of fucking dorks you've ever met and somebody needs to kick the shit out of a couple of these turds in the quad over this
Take a look at this insane image the Illinois College Republicans posted and then read their statement about how they're not trying to excuse or glorify violence.
February 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I promise you right now that this is the biggest band of fucking dorks you've ever met and somebody needs to kick the shit out of a couple of these turds in the quad over this
Take a look at this insane image the Illinois College Republicans posted and then read their statement about how they're not trying to excuse or glorify violence.
February 2, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Attacking me like this personally sure is an interesting way to try and get money out of me college fraternity
February 2, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 2:42 PM
You let that fucker know I've had cuy and I'd eat it again
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
February 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Been a mood lately
February 2, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Best lifting day I've had in a while at least
It's a day ending in 'y' so let's just tap the sign again I guess

Maybe we're sprinkled disillusioned and sad into this one as a little treat
Would love to not just be angry all the time
February 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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THIS GRAMMY IS FOR ALL THE COPPER PIPE THIEVES
February 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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This post is gone, but even more relevant now than ever
February 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
This is amazing, but I'm just saying he's still got time to workshop in calling Drake a pedophile during his performance too
February 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM