It's Turkey Time, Dan
@jacketdan.bsky.social
Host of @wthupod.bsky.social
Still an overly online Dad (recently upgraded to Autism Dad)
He/Him
Warhammer 40k, college football, parenting, politics, no discernible thought process or order
Still an overly online Dad (recently upgraded to Autism Dad)
He/Him
Warhammer 40k, college football, parenting, politics, no discernible thought process or order
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Ever wondered what it is like to sit in my class when one of my lectures goes way off the rails?
Good news, @jacketdan.bsky.social captured some of that spirit with me on the episode of @wthupod.bsky.social that dropped this morning.
open.spotify.com/episode/7ud7...
Good news, @jacketdan.bsky.social captured some of that spirit with me on the episode of @wthupod.bsky.social that dropped this morning.
open.spotify.com/episode/7ud7...
Episode 11 - Arise Serpentor, Arise with Craig (aka HooverStreetRag)
open.spotify.com
I've been in non-stop work calls so I haven't pushed this yet, but yes @hooverstreetrag.org and I talked for nearly an hour on GI Joe, the surprisingly woke 80's cartoon about the military that was designed to sell toys
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all-time classic hall of fame video.
guaranteed howl-laugh when needed.
guaranteed howl-laugh when needed.
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
all-time classic hall of fame video.
guaranteed howl-laugh when needed.
guaranteed howl-laugh when needed.
If the concept of flop sweat was a human being and also vice president of the United States
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If the concept of flop sweat was a human being and also vice president of the United States
This thread is full of wonderful things if you can suppress your second hand rage enough to see them
You ever pay $550 just to watch your dog eat some chicken wings
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This thread is full of wonderful things if you can suppress your second hand rage enough to see them
"Sorry I got distracted*"
(*spent every possible moment thinking about how I was doing anything other than the task that needed to be completed)
(*spent every possible moment thinking about how I was doing anything other than the task that needed to be completed)
It's hard to get neurotypicals to understand "I didn't do the task because I was so intensely aware of the need to do this that my brain built a wall around the concept of doing it", so we just say "I didn't do the task because I forgot."
November 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"Sorry I got distracted*"
(*spent every possible moment thinking about how I was doing anything other than the task that needed to be completed)
(*spent every possible moment thinking about how I was doing anything other than the task that needed to be completed)
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Tag yourself, I’m “You need to go to jail, hempo.”
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Tag yourself, I’m “You need to go to jail, hempo.”
Good evening @klurt.bsky.social @jdjerbear.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Good evening @klurt.bsky.social @jdjerbear.bsky.social
This better not awaken anything in me
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This better not awaken anything in me
ASD child has reading tutoring with a teacher from his school and because she has dogs that she uses to keep him engaged it’s called Puppy Reading School
Apparently tonight he told her that “he’s doing all the work to train her puppies and she really should be paying him”
Apparently tonight he told her that “he’s doing all the work to train her puppies and she really should be paying him”
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
ASD child has reading tutoring with a teacher from his school and because she has dogs that she uses to keep him engaged it’s called Puppy Reading School
Apparently tonight he told her that “he’s doing all the work to train her puppies and she really should be paying him”
Apparently tonight he told her that “he’s doing all the work to train her puppies and she really should be paying him”
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My sons are landing
@edsbs.bsky.social dude, the grass detail is amazing!!! Ah! So excited to begin my journey into debt!
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
My sons are landing
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Elon Musk over Peyton Manning in the 1998 NFL draft. My God.
This is such an incredible way to put your thumb on the scale of an LLM since the actual outputs are hard to predict. It just keeps spitting out increasingly hilarious sycophanty
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Elon Musk over Peyton Manning in the 1998 NFL draft. My God.
Bring back the podcast where I gave the generational advice "lie to your small children, they're really gullible" because I stand by it as a valid option to deployed at times
here is a thing that will be of interest to, mmm, let's say 15ish people: i am exploring how to bring Dad Walk back as one of the things we do on Phantom Island
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Bring back the podcast where I gave the generational advice "lie to your small children, they're really gullible" because I stand by it as a valid option to deployed at times
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Excuse to post a classic?
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Excuse to post a classic?
"If you ever need anything, my door is always open"
"I see this office as a big family" lookinass
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"If you ever need anything, my door is always open"
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Bad news: Senator John Fetterman's book isn't selling. We need to support our Democratic senators if we want to take back Congress in 2026. That means walking the walk and putting our money where our mouth is — even if we disagree sometimes.
Support the Fetterman Book Fund!
👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
Support the Fetterman Book Fund!
👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Bad news: Senator John Fetterman's book isn't selling. We need to support our Democratic senators if we want to take back Congress in 2026. That means walking the walk and putting our money where our mouth is — even if we disagree sometimes.
Support the Fetterman Book Fund!
👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
Support the Fetterman Book Fund!
👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
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This is expectedly incredible, and yet another valuable reminder that there are tons of very real, very serious issues in women’s sports that the “protect women’s sports” crown brazenly, gleefully, disgustingly blows by to combat a boogeyman overwhelmingly of their own invention
PTFO collaborated with @msjpauly.bsky.social and @motherjones.com on an investigation into Riley Gaines.
Riley’s messaging about trans athletes involves “predatory men” and “sexual assault.”
But there’s an important story multiple ex-teammates at Kentucky want you to know: youtu.be/iKUl8lkuGOc?...
Riley’s messaging about trans athletes involves “predatory men” and “sexual assault.”
But there’s an important story multiple ex-teammates at Kentucky want you to know: youtu.be/iKUl8lkuGOc?...
Riley Gaines Investigated: The Lia Thomas Race, the Coach & Why She "Doesn't Even Like" Trump | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This is expectedly incredible, and yet another valuable reminder that there are tons of very real, very serious issues in women’s sports that the “protect women’s sports” crown brazenly, gleefully, disgustingly blows by to combat a boogeyman overwhelmingly of their own invention
Random observation/thought I just had about why I think Brent key may stick around beyond just being at his alma mater
It’s really obvious how much the stress of increased expectations week to week is weighing on him and why go someplace where that’s even worse
It’s really obvious how much the stress of increased expectations week to week is weighing on him and why go someplace where that’s even worse
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Random observation/thought I just had about why I think Brent key may stick around beyond just being at his alma mater
It’s really obvious how much the stress of increased expectations week to week is weighing on him and why go someplace where that’s even worse
It’s really obvious how much the stress of increased expectations week to week is weighing on him and why go someplace where that’s even worse
The world's wealthiest man is wearing shoes at least three sizes too big so he can tell people he's a size 13
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The world's wealthiest man is wearing shoes at least three sizes too big so he can tell people he's a size 13
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once the transphobia brainworms set in it’s over, your brain is doomed
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
once the transphobia brainworms set in it’s over, your brain is doomed
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"I can't believe the girl that wanted to have sex with after I insulted her slashed my tires and set my bed on fire three weeks later"
The biggest think pickup artist culture didn't/doesn't understand is that negging only works on the kind of woman that negging would work on!
It's the dating version of this
It's the dating version of this
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"I can't believe the girl that wanted to have sex with after I insulted her slashed my tires and set my bed on fire three weeks later"
Even for my kids it was a well considered process to get them on medication. Funny enough although both of them have ADHD, we are treating them differently because it's like our Pediatric Psych knew that ADHD is not a monolithic condition in the individual
What’s even more fun is the small chorus of “I don’t want to say not to use necessary medication but” people who are absolutely telling you that kids don’t deserve to treat their condition on the off chance someone is “over medicated”
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Even for my kids it was a well considered process to get them on medication. Funny enough although both of them have ADHD, we are treating them differently because it's like our Pediatric Psych knew that ADHD is not a monolithic condition in the individual