OneFeinCat
@onefeincat.bsky.social
Gamer. Programmer. Sugar fiend. Self-described dweeb. Jewish | American | any/all
Married to @meowcopolo.bsky.social
Married to @meowcopolo.bsky.social
MISTER POLICE
YOU COULD HAVE
SAVED HER
I GAVE YOU ALL
THE CLUES
YOU COULD HAVE
SAVED HER
I GAVE YOU ALL
THE CLUES
This was the official objection, from Maxwell Rice, a former Republican candidate for #IL09, who filed objections to several candidates this cycle
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
December 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
MISTER POLICE
YOU COULD HAVE
SAVED HER
I GAVE YOU ALL
THE CLUES
YOU COULD HAVE
SAVED HER
I GAVE YOU ALL
THE CLUES
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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Watch this instead without knowing what it is.
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Watch this instead without knowing what it is.
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time to pull out the seasonal favorites
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
time to pull out the seasonal favorites
Fun fact: When you try to stand up a new department out of nowhere, and then that field turns out to be a sham and demand collapses, you still have a department full of tenured professors you need to keep paying despite them providing nothing of value to the school or its students.
Yes we all agree that this is the reason colleges are in trouble
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Fun fact: When you try to stand up a new department out of nowhere, and then that field turns out to be a sham and demand collapses, you still have a department full of tenured professors you need to keep paying despite them providing nothing of value to the school or its students.
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Came up in my fb memories, had to share some gold from the comments
June 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Came up in my fb memories, had to share some gold from the comments
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i'll settle for pointing out that by far the most prolific sort of reply is people offering short, fat, lazy old man protagonists from other things, ignoring that the precise joke here is that Bilbo is the protagonist of a ***children's novel***
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
i'll settle for pointing out that by far the most prolific sort of reply is people offering short, fat, lazy old man protagonists from other things, ignoring that the precise joke here is that Bilbo is the protagonist of a ***children's novel***
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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I am only mostly kidding when I say that if we all pretended he was getting a prestigious award, we could trick him into just walking into The Hague.
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I am only mostly kidding when I say that if we all pretended he was getting a prestigious award, we could trick him into just walking into The Hague.
A cohort of extremely shitty dads are about to demonstrate that, actually, sports _is_ more important to them than their relationship with their trans kid.
this is actually the move that will break his favorability with the base
www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
Is it ‘soccer’ or ‘football?’ President Trump wants to rename the NFL
The President said "it really doesn't make sense" to call American football by that name.
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
A cohort of extremely shitty dads are about to demonstrate that, actually, sports _is_ more important to them than their relationship with their trans kid.
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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“it’s nature or nurture and you, loving parent, are on the hook for both” is a hard pill to swallow for a number of reasons
December 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“it’s nature or nurture and you, loving parent, are on the hook for both” is a hard pill to swallow for a number of reasons
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"My child was perfect and has been replaced by a changeling baby," but in the year 2025.
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
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Oh fuck those terms.
Anyone who uses them sincerely needs to touch grass and stop being a 4chan piece of shit.
You are not laughable, you are not pathetic. Everyone's journey is different and it is okay if yours is more difficult and takes more time than others. It's still yours.
Anyone who uses them sincerely needs to touch grass and stop being a 4chan piece of shit.
You are not laughable, you are not pathetic. Everyone's journey is different and it is okay if yours is more difficult and takes more time than others. It's still yours.
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Oh fuck those terms.
Anyone who uses them sincerely needs to touch grass and stop being a 4chan piece of shit.
You are not laughable, you are not pathetic. Everyone's journey is different and it is okay if yours is more difficult and takes more time than others. It's still yours.
Anyone who uses them sincerely needs to touch grass and stop being a 4chan piece of shit.
You are not laughable, you are not pathetic. Everyone's journey is different and it is okay if yours is more difficult and takes more time than others. It's still yours.
I Can't Breathe 3: Last Gasp
guys help if i keep reading this i'm going to run out of oxygen from laughing so hard
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I Can't Breathe 3: Last Gasp
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these stupid assholes think they’re going to be able to have a firefight in the morning, walk away from a cool explosion at lunch and take the family out to chili’s for dinner and I cannot stress enough that is not what civil war looks like
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
these stupid assholes think they’re going to be able to have a firefight in the morning, walk away from a cool explosion at lunch and take the family out to chili’s for dinner and I cannot stress enough that is not what civil war looks like
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ok I know this is tangential to the original post but that story in the Christian Bible actively misrepresents Jewish religious law and beliefs which explicitly permit breaking religious commandments for the purpose of saving a life. פיקוח נפש is a critical halachic principle
The end of that story in the Bible is Jesus telling the Pharisees to go learn what it means for the Lord to say “I desire mercy and not sacrifice.”
Quite the shift from "I think if you do something bad you should die" immediately to "as they say in the Bible..."
December 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
ok I know this is tangential to the original post but that story in the Christian Bible actively misrepresents Jewish religious law and beliefs which explicitly permit breaking religious commandments for the purpose of saving a life. פיקוח נפש is a critical halachic principle
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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This...should have been two separate emails.
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This...should have been two separate emails.
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I suppose this is also part of the faulty thinking around AI, that the point of a job is the discernible outputs and not the squishy human stuff that takes up like 70% of the day.
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I suppose this is also part of the faulty thinking around AI, that the point of a job is the discernible outputs and not the squishy human stuff that takes up like 70% of the day.
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It always gets on my nerves when people say the “Old Testament” is so violent and disturbing, compared to the supposedly much more peaceful and loving “New Testament.”
I think we have to look at them as different genres. One is a warts-and-all family memoir, while the other is more like self-help.
I think we have to look at them as different genres. One is a warts-and-all family memoir, while the other is more like self-help.
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It always gets on my nerves when people say the “Old Testament” is so violent and disturbing, compared to the supposedly much more peaceful and loving “New Testament.”
I think we have to look at them as different genres. One is a warts-and-all family memoir, while the other is more like self-help.
I think we have to look at them as different genres. One is a warts-and-all family memoir, while the other is more like self-help.
The Jewish urge to intentionally spell "Hannukah" differently every time you write it.
The joke is that many Jews accidentally say "shel shabbat" on the first night or two of Hannukah while blessing the candles instead of "shel Hannukah" due to muscle memory. And then on the first Shabbat after Hannukah, they make the opposite mistake because of new muscle memory.
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Jewish urge to intentionally spell "Hannukah" differently every time you write it.