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Alex
@purplechrain.bsky.social
limited wit & the worst lines in Pundom | za’atar & insulin enthusiast | sporadically @singlesjukebox.bsky.social | MTL expat in Toronto with bagel opinions & T1D | crim appellate law | Jew for a Free Palestine | DuJour means seatbelts | 38🏳️‍🌈✡️
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to misquote @kierongillen.bsky.social: I don’t believe in modern love, but do believe in ‘This Modern Love’.
waking up before @ptklein.com convenes the meeting of the early morning wake up collective feels wrong somehow
December 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
what this? a gay Jewish baseball romance? I know absolutely nothing about baseball but 90% of the people madly in love with Heated Rivalry know nothing about hockey so perhaps it’s time to expand my horizons.
Happy one-month-i-versary to Breakout Year, which Rachel Reid called "a sweet, soft, and sexy delight."

and Grace Reilly called "an absolutely delicious slow burn."

and my sports friends called "surprisingly accurate for a book that's thirsty about teffilin."

www.kdcaseywrites.com/breakout-year
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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U will also be irresistible to men bc u smell like roast beef
December 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Winter pro tip: if you don’t have hand warmers just get two roast beef sandwiches from Arby’s and put them in your pockets
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The position of the US government is now that airports should double as public gyms? I guess?
Duffy: "My daughter pointed out a video from Dr. Paul Saladino where he was complaining that there are no pull up bars in airports, which prompted me to call Sec. Kennedy to give me Paul's number to start the conversation."
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
uhhhh. so on insta today Cain Culto started officially teasing promo for the final KFC remix he did with Peaches that he reportedly played a clip of at Folsom earlier this year and as great as every other version of KFC has been I am still not remotely prepared for Cain Culto x Peaches.
December 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Fucking hell. Stop giving mainstream platforms to a literal fucking Hitler-loving Neo-Nazi.
December 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Well Roberts just referred to Humphrey's Executor as a "dried husk" if there are any optimists out there holding out hope
December 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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This is genuinely WILD
In 1996, Donald Trump crashed a gala fundraiser for a pediatric AIDS charity and took a seat on the dais. He wasn't invited. He hadn't even contributed to the charity, and never did. He just wanted to be at the front of the room, receiving honor and applause.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/tru...
Trump boasts about his philanthropy. But his giving falls short of his words.
The Republican has not followed through on many of his promises to give to charity.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
How did I not know this existed? Wow.
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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The Supreme Court just set aside a 2nd Circuit decision upholding New York's requirement that all school students, public and private, obtain certain vaccinations, without any religious exemptions. It orders the 2nd Circuit to reconsider the ruling in light of SCOTUS' LGBTQ school books decision.
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Supreme Court oral argument this morning, in sum

Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory)

Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I am not live posting the whole argument here because I want to listen closely to Trump v. Slaughter. But the solicitor general for Trump just said the point here in killing the independence of agencies like the FTC is that executive branch officers must “fear and obey” the president. Wow. #SCOTUS
December 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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GENE PARMESAN?!?
December 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Watching a Christmas music special from 94 and it’s amazing how some things you absolutely wouldn’t hear the stars talk about in cutesy interviews anymore. Amy Grant was saying ‘every year we stuff our tree with fireworks and set it on fire on New Year’s Eve’.
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Knowing the NHL, I’m sure there are 8000 memos sent top down from Bettman prohibiting anyone from acknowledging the existence of G.H.S.T.: The Series but I *know* the social media managers would make incredible meme content & I feel bad that they are presumably being deprived of these opportunities.
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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some high school kids in Cali made a human swastika and posted it with a Hitler quote

motherfuckers in the comments are STILL going “criticizing Israel isn’t antisemitic” RIGHT OUT THE GATE

fool this is a goddamned Hitler quote it has nothing to do with Israel

try “noticing” that if you can
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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The last NDAA restricted TRICARE from covering "certain medical procedures for children that could result in sterilization." The must-pass nature of the NDAA means Republicans can put in tons of anti-trans provisions. This would be a transgender Hyde Amendment.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
of all the inane takes prompted by Gay Hockey Sex Twunks: The Series this is my favourite.

From People Magazine: If you love the TV show about hockey rivals having steamy gay sex, here are 7 straight hockey romances and one gay one we added in when we realized none of the others have gay sex.
Obsessed with 'Heated Rivalry?' 8 Other Hockey Books to Read Next
Dangle, flow, clappers and biscuits: read these hockey romance books if the NHL playoffs don't have enough chili peppers for your taste.
people.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
May 8, 2025 at 11:58 AM
For ONE DOLLAR???
Incredible find at the vinyl store today
December 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Seattle & FIFA designated which date was going to be the special LGBT Pride Month soccer match in advance before any teams had been assigned to play matches vs each other on any particular dates and so now that the schedule is set, the official Pride celebration soccer game is….Egypt vs. Iran
December 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
also it has been 20 years and Broken Social Scene *still* have never released this stunner from a set on a radio station which they still randomly perform live in concert every 5-7 years and the existence of a hypothetical studio version will constantly haunt my soul
Broken Social Scene - New Country (live @ KVRX)
YouTube video by paulamfernandam
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM