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He/Him. Host of Escape From Vault Disney and Some Jerk With A Camera. Scatterbrained ape. Jaded goofball. Multi-hundredaire. Consequentialist getting increasingly fed up with your deontological bullshit. I appreciate The Muppets on a deeper level than you.
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Escape From Vault Disney: The Art of Skiing and other Goofy shorts
For our fifth and final episode of the cartoonishly-inaccurately-titled Patreon Request "Month" 2025, the randomizer is going all the way back to the 1940s to pick Landon Knoke's request for four spec...
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"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
Dear Jeffrey Dahmer Vance,
Here in the real world we eat turkey ALL THE TIME. Sliced turkey is a common sandwich meat. Turkey legs have their own carts at Disney parks. We just don't usually cook an entire turkey except at the holidays, when we know lotsa people will help us finish the damn bird.
Here in the real world we eat turkey ALL THE TIME. Sliced turkey is a common sandwich meat. Turkey legs have their own carts at Disney parks. We just don't usually cook an entire turkey except at the holidays, when we know lotsa people will help us finish the damn bird.
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Dear Jeffrey Dahmer Vance,
Here in the real world we eat turkey ALL THE TIME. Sliced turkey is a common sandwich meat. Turkey legs have their own carts at Disney parks. We just don't usually cook an entire turkey except at the holidays, when we know lotsa people will help us finish the damn bird.
Here in the real world we eat turkey ALL THE TIME. Sliced turkey is a common sandwich meat. Turkey legs have their own carts at Disney parks. We just don't usually cook an entire turkey except at the holidays, when we know lotsa people will help us finish the damn bird.
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JD Vance fucks the turkey on Thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
JD Vance fucks the turkey on Thanksgiving
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Turkey is great, JD Vance apparently just can’t cook worth a damn. A nice, juicy, roast bird with some freshly-made gravy made from the drippings… great stuff.
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Turkey is great, JD Vance apparently just can’t cook worth a damn. A nice, juicy, roast bird with some freshly-made gravy made from the drippings… great stuff.
how the fuck did these colossal losers win
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
how the fuck did these colossal losers win
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HAPPY MST3K TURKEY DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE! :D
MST3K - Turkey Fact #12
YouTube video by Matthew Myers
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
HAPPY MST3K TURKEY DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE! :D
well then maybe you should quit or something mike
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
well then maybe you should quit or something mike
I would also add, the original Knives Out is a perfect Thanksgiving movie.
Yes, I know it doesn't specifically take place at Thanksgiving, nor is the holiday mentioned at any point. Doesn't matter. That movie is Thanksgiving-coded in literally every other possible way.
Yes, I know it doesn't specifically take place at Thanksgiving, nor is the holiday mentioned at any point. Doesn't matter. That movie is Thanksgiving-coded in literally every other possible way.
Some non-horror Thanksgiving flicks I recommend.
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I would also add, the original Knives Out is a perfect Thanksgiving movie.
Yes, I know it doesn't specifically take place at Thanksgiving, nor is the holiday mentioned at any point. Doesn't matter. That movie is Thanksgiving-coded in literally every other possible way.
Yes, I know it doesn't specifically take place at Thanksgiving, nor is the holiday mentioned at any point. Doesn't matter. That movie is Thanksgiving-coded in literally every other possible way.
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
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Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
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The speaker literally kept the house from meeting for more than 50 days to avoid seating the House member who would cast the last vote to unseal the Epstein files.
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
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November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
The speaker literally kept the house from meeting for more than 50 days to avoid seating the House member who would cast the last vote to unseal the Epstein files.
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WAKE UP DEAD MAN fucking rips. My only complaint about @rianjohnson.bsky.social's Benoit Blanc movies is that I have to wait three years between each one. They are my favorite running series and I want one every Thanksgiving. Or every other Thanksgiving. The fallaway Catholic in me LOVED this.
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
WAKE UP DEAD MAN fucking rips. My only complaint about @rianjohnson.bsky.social's Benoit Blanc movies is that I have to wait three years between each one. They are my favorite running series and I want one every Thanksgiving. Or every other Thanksgiving. The fallaway Catholic in me LOVED this.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Most people are asked to bring an app or side to Thanksgiving. I get tapped for bartender duty because I made a whiskey sour three years ago, and my family now regards me as some kind of liquor wizard because I successfully combined four ingredients once.
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup of coffee in a kitchen
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a cup of coffee in a kitchen
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November 27, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Most people are asked to bring an app or side to Thanksgiving. I get tapped for bartender duty because I made a whiskey sour three years ago, and my family now regards me as some kind of liquor wizard because I successfully combined four ingredients once.
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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With DC shooter now identified as an Afghan national not the antifa secret agent White House hoped for a good time to remember the Trump admin has gutted domestic anti-terrorism capacity and reassigned many to finding grandmothers to arrest at immigration hearings.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
With DC shooter now identified as an Afghan national not the antifa secret agent White House hoped for a good time to remember the Trump admin has gutted domestic anti-terrorism capacity and reassigned many to finding grandmothers to arrest at immigration hearings.
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A lot of it is people claiming to want change but not wanting to do any work or give up their comforts, so they make excuses.
That’s as old as politics, itself.
That’s as old as politics, itself.
Social media leftists quite simply do not want politicians to be politicians. They want them to be YouTube/TikTok influencers who say all the right things first and get anything done roughly ninth.
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bsky.app/profile/n0s0...
How dare a politician… politic.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A lot of it is people claiming to want change but not wanting to do any work or give up their comforts, so they make excuses.
That’s as old as politics, itself.
That’s as old as politics, itself.
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The REPUBLICANS are the ones who turn Democrats against each other?
Democrats seem to do that fine without any help from anyone else.
Democrats seem to do that fine without any help from anyone else.
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The REPUBLICANS are the ones who turn Democrats against each other?
Democrats seem to do that fine without any help from anyone else.
Democrats seem to do that fine without any help from anyone else.
Wake Up Dead Man is another absolute triumph from Rian Johnson. Terrific as an unpredictable murder-mystery of course, but also much darker than the previous two Benoit Blanc movies, and a beautifully-written treatise on the strengths and limitations of both belief and non-belief.
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Wake Up Dead Man is another absolute triumph from Rian Johnson. Terrific as an unpredictable murder-mystery of course, but also much darker than the previous two Benoit Blanc movies, and a beautifully-written treatise on the strengths and limitations of both belief and non-belief.
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Carville is to policy as Jim Cramer is to investing; we need to set up a Reverse Carville Committee that just enacts the opposite of what his stupid crotchety old ass suggests
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Carville is to policy as Jim Cramer is to investing; we need to set up a Reverse Carville Committee that just enacts the opposite of what his stupid crotchety old ass suggests
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For a culture that claims to violently hate cringe as much as we do, this is the most cringe a President has ever been.
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
For a culture that claims to violently hate cringe as much as we do, this is the most cringe a President has ever been.
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Oh huh it’s wild that the man exercising the powers of the presidency just became old. If only he had been old a year and a half ago when being old was bad.
The @nytimes.com doing a big, long piece on Trump's obviously deteriorating condition.
Better late than never, I guess
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Better late than never, I guess
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Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Oh huh it’s wild that the man exercising the powers of the presidency just became old. If only he had been old a year and a half ago when being old was bad.
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You cannot both mock the idea of voting for the right person every election AND allow a healthcare system that makes trans healthcare to turn into the next Mexico City Policy.
At least I can trust private business to want my money while the Pope ends my healthcare at his religious hospitals.
At least I can trust private business to want my money while the Pope ends my healthcare at his religious hospitals.
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
You cannot both mock the idea of voting for the right person every election AND allow a healthcare system that makes trans healthcare to turn into the next Mexico City Policy.
At least I can trust private business to want my money while the Pope ends my healthcare at his religious hospitals.
At least I can trust private business to want my money while the Pope ends my healthcare at his religious hospitals.
The biggest mistake that Carville is (still!) making is this weird assumption that the Democrats need to choose between running on social OR economic issues, and never the twain shall meet.
WHY? NOT? *BOTH?* Mamdani didn't sacrifice one for the other!
WHY? NOT? *BOTH?* Mamdani didn't sacrifice one for the other!
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The biggest mistake that Carville is (still!) making is this weird assumption that the Democrats need to choose between running on social OR economic issues, and never the twain shall meet.
WHY? NOT? *BOTH?* Mamdani didn't sacrifice one for the other!
WHY? NOT? *BOTH?* Mamdani didn't sacrifice one for the other!