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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 24m

He could be thinking of Bad Monkey, a great Apple+ series where Vince Vaughn plays a character a lot like Vince Vaughn and for once it works really well.

Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 1h

LOL, man in his 50s here who knows that even in the 80s you already had a hard time seeing your favorite team on TV unless it was the Braves or the Cubs (because their owners owned TV networks).

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 1h

Also, no app works harder to forget my credentials and make me log back in again.

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 2h

A lot of people think I’m complaining I can’t watch the game. And while there’s lots of stupid re: game rights, that’s not it.

I’m annoyed there isn’t a 5 minute summary of a game - like they MUST produce for programs like Sportscenter - on the app for the #1 sports news channel in the world.

Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 13h

I can’t believe we’re like a decade into the streaming revolution and I still can’t go to ESPN’s app to see highlights of the baseball playoff game of my choice.

There’s an episode of Baseball Tonight I can watch… from last Wednesday.

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 3h

Friday night live patch

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 10h

https://fb.watch/CImDaNTbYa/?fs=e

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 10h

WHAT IN THE FUCK

Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 10h

Update: You’re not wrong.

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 11h

Demo crashed mid pitch.

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 11h

I’m about 3 minutes into “The Monkey” and what the fuck.

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 13h

I can’t believe we’re like a decade into the streaming revolution and I still can’t go to ESPN’s app to see highlights of the baseball playoff game of my choice.

There’s an episode of Baseball Tonight I can watch… from last Wednesday.

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 14h

To be fair it’s way healthier than asking a pick up artist.

Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 20h

My least favorite Spotify feature is how in their TV app, they’ll show pictures of your favorite band as their songs are playing only they’re modern pics, so every time you look up from your random 90’s playlist you say things like ‘god damn Everclear got old’.

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 1d

The death of a friend is always a bittersweet moment because on one hand an irreplaceable part of your soul disappears and on the other hand, you’ll never have to repay back that money you owe them

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 1d

My wife is making candy coated Oreo lollipop things with M&M faces that she saw on some crafts site. This is unprecedented levels of momdom we’re talking here.

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 1d

If whoever this is ever gives you gambling advice, you should do the exact opposite.

Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 1d

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 2d

Revisiting The Frighteners and this movie doesn’t get onto nearly enough Halloween movie discussions and list.

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Cortana 👻 @cortanav.bsky.social · 2d

When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game

Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 2d

What are the rules for walk-off hits? If I hit a single with the bases loaded that end the game, does it end as soon as the first person touches the base? Can the rest of us keep running and pad my stats?

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 2d

I guess you can only let the other team get two runners on with no outs so many times before they finally figure out how to get one of them across the plate.

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 2d

Just in time for Christmas shopping!

The Associated Press @apnews.com · 2d

President Trump said that he’s placing an additional 100% tax on Chinese imports starting on Nov. 1 or sooner, potentially escalating tariff rates close to levels that in April fanned fears of a steep recession and financial market chaos.

Trump threatens tech export limits, new 100% tariff on Chinese imports starting Nov. 1 or sooner

President Donald Trump says “there seems to be no reason” to meet with Chinese leader Xi Jinping as part of an upcoming trip to South Korea after China restricted exports of rare earths needed for American industry.

bit.ly

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 2d

This sounds like Daniel James.

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 3d

We live in a country where the government honors insurrectionists who sacked the Capitol, and defines peaceful protest, even before it occurs, to be terrorism.
They know their position is weak, they know they are unpopular, which is why they are seeking to stamp out dissent.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Mike Johnson: "We're so angry about it. I mean, I'm a very patient guy, but I've had it with these people. The theory we have right now -- they have a hate America rally that's scheduled for October 18 on the National Mall. It's the pro-Hamas wing and antifa people ... "

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 3d

This is very good and also be sure to stick around for the credits

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 3d

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

YouTube video by The Onion

www.youtube.com

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 3d

Think of the worst sci fi movie you’ve ever seen and this is probably still an order of magnitude worse than that. It is impressive in its badness. But not in a fun way.

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