Damion Schubert
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Damion Schubert
@zenofdesign.com
a longtime industry vet, I make games and lead design teams, and am looking for my next opportunity. Check out my rarely updated blog at http://www.zenofdesign.com

I'm a white cis straight male (he/him), an ally albeit an occasionally imperfect one.
This might be the first Thanksgiving where the majority of Americans are rooting for the Dallas Cowboys.
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Rational people can debate whether or not invading Afghanistan was a good call or not. (Really!)

What can’t be debated is that what Trump is doing will destroy FUTURE military attempts to hire locals to help them. Working for the US is now likely to be an inescapable death warrant.
the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The speaker literally kept the house from meeting for more than 50 days to avoid seating the House member who would cast the last vote to unseal the Epstein files.
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I honestly hope that, if in my old age I watch the news as much as my father, someone smothers me with a pillow.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Another regret about being laid off by Netflix is that employees get to preview upcoming content, which is to say I could probably be watching Wake Up Dead Man by now.
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Okay, someone explain to me the 6’7 meme.
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Finally getting around to playing the Avatar magic set and haha Badgermole Cub what in the everloving fuck
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Introducing dad to Edge of Tomorrow and my very favorite scene remains the first time Tom Cruise rolls under the truck.
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
See if you can figure out which Netflix profile my kids made.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
An hour ago, I miss clicked on something on the yelp site and now I think I’m stuck with this notification on my iPhone forever
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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I am so sick of folks being like "we made this wonderful game and only sold 17 copies. Yes we only started marketing one month before release but-"

No buts. You failed the most basic problem in our era: Discoverability. You built no sales funnel, so you captured no sales. There's no mystery here.
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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I can only beat this drum so many times:

If you're an indie game dev and you want to make a profit, marketing and analysis should be an integral part of your process as early as possible. If you're working in a team, you should be as serious about finding a marketer as you are about a programmer.
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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everyone is traumatized by bad turkey, they can't comprehend good turkey is Valhalla
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Well, that should help our flailing tourism industry.
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
A well-roast turkey is absolutely incredible, what’s wrong with you people.
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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PSA: if you quote post me first, you have formally invited me in

i abide by poster’s vampire rules
October 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is a good hot take.

When most people say 'my hot take' they end up saying something agreeable and noncontroversial. Coach here went for the classic meaning by saying something out of step with other opinions and also absurdly incorrect.
My hot take is they built a whole movie around one cool special effect and I think the movie stinks
Just showed the children Inception and as I warned them, it broke their brains
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The real beauty of Gangnam Style is the way “Hey, Sexy Lady” transcends language barriers.
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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If everything is a top priority, then everything gets done quickly. That's basic management
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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i have agreed with stancil and i have disagreed with stancil. he has sharp elbows. but the accusation that he is a raging transphobe is not connected to reality. and the weaponization of "i'm listening to trans people" to smear someone because you disagree about fucking econ polling is disgusting
No, I do not “pick on” trans people, I have never done anything like this. And frankly, I think the willingness of some people to completely invent accusations of transphobia in the desperate search for a cudgel against ideological opponents suggests they don’t really care about transphobia
Listen dude, you can try and ride for this guy all you want, but the trans userbase of this platform fucking hates him because he picks on them. I'm going to listen to the trans people I know who are telling me he's bad. Plus I've been in these threads and seen it
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM