I am becoming well-acquainted with all the yogurt flavors.

Me: I'll have more mashed potatoes please. And gravy. And that jello-based cranberry salad. Anything else here soft and not-greasy?

Also, early on, you will try to eat too much and be punished for it.

As a Cowboys fan… don’t get your hopes up.

Update: I think I just cast a Craterhoof Behemoth on turn 3.

Haven’t finished watching DbL yet but historically, most medical historians think that the problem was rooting around to get the bullet. Getting bullets out today is much more surgical and much less butchery

I have an awesome Cornish Hens recipe involving orange peel and Karo syrup basting the outside and it’s incredible but it’s also no replacement for classic roast turkey.

* Employee benefit

My dad’s not even a Fox head or a Trumper. He just turns on the news reflexively and because he’s hard of hearing, the volume is at 95 out of 100. And since the news channels repeat the same stories, I’ve heard tonight’s headlines 3 times and can’t escape it anywhere in the house.

#NotAllMenButThisGuyDefinitelyShouldBeOnAWatchlist

Sure, but YOLO means something! ‘you only live once’! It was a stupid frat boy meme but it was based on something!

(This employee is both a blessing and a curse. Let me tell you, seeing Rebel Moon before anyone else really… made me eager to see other people react to it when THEY saw it the first time).

You don’t have time to cringe, you have to RUN

Thank you! Worked!

I have literally no idea what it is or where I got it. It’s been my wallpaper for years.