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He/Him. Host of Escape From Vault Disney and Some Jerk With A Camera. Scatterbrained ape. Jaded goofball. Multi-hundredaire. Consequentialist getting increasingly fed up with your deontological bullshit. I appreciate The Muppets on a deeper level than you.
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Escape From Vault Disney: The Art of Skiing and other Goofy shorts
For our fifth and final episode of the cartoonishly-inaccurately-titled Patreon Request "Month" 2025, the randomizer is going all the way back to the 1940s to pick Landon Knoke's request for four spec...
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We finally wrap up Patreon Request "Month" in
@vaultdisneypod.bsky.social #152! I'm joined by
@ghoulishgabs.bsky.social, @matbrunetvo.com and @mcrrox.bsky.social to cover @obiknoke.bsky.social's request for THE ART OF SKIING AND OTHER GOOFY SHORTS! escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/the-art-of-s...
@vaultdisneypod.bsky.social #152! I'm joined by
@ghoulishgabs.bsky.social, @matbrunetvo.com and @mcrrox.bsky.social to cover @obiknoke.bsky.social's request for THE ART OF SKIING AND OTHER GOOFY SHORTS! escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/the-art-of-s...
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November 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Here's a PREVIEW of Escape From Vault Disney #152, "The Art of Skiing and other Goofy shorts!" @ghoulishgabs.bsky.social @matbrunetvo.com @mcrrox.bsky.social escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/the-art-of-s...
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We finally wrap up Patreon Request "Month" 2025 in ep #152 as @tonygoldmark.bsky.social joins @ghoulishgabs.bsky.social, @matbrunetvo.com and @mcrrox.bsky.social to cover @obiknoke.bsky.social's request for THE ART OF SKIING AND OTHER GOOFY SHORTS! escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/the-art-of-s...
Escape From Vault Disney: The Art of Skiing and other Goofy shorts
For our fifth and final episode of the cartoonishly-inaccurately-titled Patreon Request "Month" 2025, the randomizer is going all the way back to the 1940s to pick Landon Knoke's request for four spec...
escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
We finally wrap up Patreon Request "Month" 2025 in ep #152 as @tonygoldmark.bsky.social joins @ghoulishgabs.bsky.social, @matbrunetvo.com and @mcrrox.bsky.social to cover @obiknoke.bsky.social's request for THE ART OF SKIING AND OTHER GOOFY SHORTS! escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/the-art-of-s...
We finally wrap up Patreon Request "Month" in
@vaultdisneypod.bsky.social #152! I'm joined by
@ghoulishgabs.bsky.social, @matbrunetvo.com and @mcrrox.bsky.social to cover @obiknoke.bsky.social's request for THE ART OF SKIING AND OTHER GOOFY SHORTS! escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/the-art-of-s...
@vaultdisneypod.bsky.social #152! I'm joined by
@ghoulishgabs.bsky.social, @matbrunetvo.com and @mcrrox.bsky.social to cover @obiknoke.bsky.social's request for THE ART OF SKIING AND OTHER GOOFY SHORTS! escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/the-art-of-s...
Escape From Vault Disney: The Art of Skiing and other Goofy shorts
For our fifth and final episode of the cartoonishly-inaccurately-titled Patreon Request "Month" 2025, the randomizer is going all the way back to the 1940s to pick Landon Knoke's request for four spec...
escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 AM
We finally wrap up Patreon Request "Month" in
@vaultdisneypod.bsky.social #152! I'm joined by
@ghoulishgabs.bsky.social, @matbrunetvo.com and @mcrrox.bsky.social to cover @obiknoke.bsky.social's request for THE ART OF SKIING AND OTHER GOOFY SHORTS! escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/the-art-of-s...
@vaultdisneypod.bsky.social #152! I'm joined by
@ghoulishgabs.bsky.social, @matbrunetvo.com and @mcrrox.bsky.social to cover @obiknoke.bsky.social's request for THE ART OF SKIING AND OTHER GOOFY SHORTS! escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/the-art-of-s...
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“I think the man who has spent decades openly hating Muslims will be better for Muslims”
That man has got to be on someone’s payroll…
That man has got to be on someone’s payroll…
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
“I think the man who has spent decades openly hating Muslims will be better for Muslims”
That man has got to be on someone’s payroll…
That man has got to be on someone’s payroll…
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When we started on our release of FREAKED, we had a vision - a stroke of genius! - to make a replica styrofoam cup out of ceramic.
In the end, it wasn't to be and the cups that we made now live on as prototypes... but there could be a chance to win one soon!
Follow @alexwinter.com for more 👀
In the end, it wasn't to be and the cups that we made now live on as prototypes... but there could be a chance to win one soon!
Follow @alexwinter.com for more 👀
November 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
When we started on our release of FREAKED, we had a vision - a stroke of genius! - to make a replica styrofoam cup out of ceramic.
In the end, it wasn't to be and the cups that we made now live on as prototypes... but there could be a chance to win one soon!
Follow @alexwinter.com for more 👀
In the end, it wasn't to be and the cups that we made now live on as prototypes... but there could be a chance to win one soon!
Follow @alexwinter.com for more 👀
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I feel like if an elected official commits multiple felonies, and runs for office again, voting for that person should ideally be at least a misdemeanor? Punishable by fine? It really feels like a form of aiding and abetting a criminal.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I feel like if an elected official commits multiple felonies, and runs for office again, voting for that person should ideally be at least a misdemeanor? Punishable by fine? It really feels like a form of aiding and abetting a criminal.
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Okay but i just googled this guy and bro vanished for all of 2025 ????
Hassan Abdel Salem, The leader of the Abandon Biden/ Harris movement. Donald Trump thanks you.)😡
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Okay but i just googled this guy and bro vanished for all of 2025 ????
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I would rather clean an Arby’s bathroom with my bare hands.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I would rather clean an Arby’s bathroom with my bare hands.
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Exactly why was she ever considered a moderate?
What has she ever done to deserve that label that hasn’t been a faux objection vote when the outcome wasn’t already forgone?
What has she ever done to deserve that label that hasn’t been a faux objection vote when the outcome wasn’t already forgone?
In case anyone is wondering what kind of campaign Collins intends to run next year, now we know. No achievements, only hate:
Susan Collins backs referendum to overturn Maine’s protections for transgender students
www.bangordailynews.com/2025/11/24/p...
Susan Collins backs referendum to overturn Maine’s protections for transgender students
www.bangordailynews.com/2025/11/24/p...
Susan Collins backs referendum to overturn Maine’s protections for transgender students
Collins' office said she signed onto the petition because she agrees with President Donald Trump’s interpretation of Title IX.
www.bangordailynews.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Exactly why was she ever considered a moderate?
What has she ever done to deserve that label that hasn’t been a faux objection vote when the outcome wasn’t already forgone?
What has she ever done to deserve that label that hasn’t been a faux objection vote when the outcome wasn’t already forgone?
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Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
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Analysis | Zelensky must convince Trump to give him a better deal to end the war. He should at long last open an investigation into Hunter Biden.
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Analysis | Zelensky must convince Trump to give him a better deal to end the war. He should at long last open an investigation into Hunter Biden.
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
At the risk of being labeled a "shitlib" or a "genocide enabler," I'm just not convinced that Kamala Harris would've angrily demanded the death penalty for any elected official who says that the military shouldn't obey illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
At the risk of being labeled a "shitlib" or a "genocide enabler," I'm just not convinced that Kamala Harris would've angrily demanded the death penalty for any elected official who says that the military shouldn't obey illegal orders.
You definitely don't hate this motherfucker enough.
Hassan Abdel Salem, The leader of the Abandon Biden/ Harris movement. Donald Trump thanks you.)😡
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You definitely don't hate this motherfucker enough.
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Forget "E Pluribus Unum," this should be our new national motto when Trump is gone.
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Forget "E Pluribus Unum," this should be our new national motto when Trump is gone.
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If the Republican Party were not full of literal, no exaggeration, dictionary-definition Nazis, they would have been fast-tracking Venezuelan refugees into the United States and creating hundreds of thousands of die-hard Republican voters that'd last for generations.
Rep. Salazar: "We're gonna be doing a favor to us, to our children, to our economy, to our oil companies to be able to liberate. And to Venezuelans who wants to be free."
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If the Republican Party were not full of literal, no exaggeration, dictionary-definition Nazis, they would have been fast-tracking Venezuelan refugees into the United States and creating hundreds of thousands of die-hard Republican voters that'd last for generations.
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It's funny how the rejection of compromise or incremental progress causes a loop around to another flavor of authoritarianism.
Unless you're snuffing out dissent, the other side gets a say, even to say reprehensible stuff. You gonna force them, or you gonna change their mind?
Unless you're snuffing out dissent, the other side gets a say, even to say reprehensible stuff. You gonna force them, or you gonna change their mind?
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It's funny how the rejection of compromise or incremental progress causes a loop around to another flavor of authoritarianism.
Unless you're snuffing out dissent, the other side gets a say, even to say reprehensible stuff. You gonna force them, or you gonna change their mind?
Unless you're snuffing out dissent, the other side gets a say, even to say reprehensible stuff. You gonna force them, or you gonna change their mind?
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I've said since Trump picked on Mahmoud Khalil that he was picking his political martyrs poorly.
But this one...
But this one...
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I've said since Trump picked on Mahmoud Khalil that he was picking his political martyrs poorly.
But this one...
But this one...
It goes on and on like this. All Mamdani had to do was not hate the Dems QUITE enough to their liking, and the leftists turn on him.
You'd think after a fucking DECADE or so of Trump repeatedly proving that politics doesn't obey the same principles as social media cancel culture, it would sink in.
You'd think after a fucking DECADE or so of Trump repeatedly proving that politics doesn't obey the same principles as social media cancel culture, it would sink in.
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It goes on and on like this. All Mamdani had to do was not hate the Dems QUITE enough to their liking, and the leftists turn on him.
You'd think after a fucking DECADE or so of Trump repeatedly proving that politics doesn't obey the same principles as social media cancel culture, it would sink in.
You'd think after a fucking DECADE or so of Trump repeatedly proving that politics doesn't obey the same principles as social media cancel culture, it would sink in.
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yet another Republican caught in the "complains about Democratic election fraud" to "tries doing election fraud once, thinks it's going to be easy to do so, immediately gets caught and convicted of a felony" pipeline
Wanna know how bad the Arizona legislator's petition forgeries were? Here's the examples from the Austin Smith indictment.
s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...
s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
yet another Republican caught in the "complains about Democratic election fraud" to "tries doing election fraud once, thinks it's going to be easy to do so, immediately gets caught and convicted of a felony" pipeline
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the trump admin wants to pick a fight about the military code with a guy who has this resume?
cool. lets go.
cool. lets go.
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
the trump admin wants to pick a fight about the military code with a guy who has this resume?
cool. lets go.
cool. lets go.
I still maintain that Observe and Report was a brilliant Taxi Driver-esque character study of EXACTLY the kind of egotistical fascist piece of shit who would join ICE, and way too many people slept on it or shat on it because it was much darker than what one expects from a Seth Rogen comedy.
Finally a career opportunity for Seth Rogen’s character from Observe and Report.
Underrated thing that's been flying under the radar: ICE's hiring spree, by necessity since there are so few others willing and able, has been hiring away local cops, which infuriates the departments by causing manpower problems and is, ironically, removing the worst of the worst from their ranks.
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I still maintain that Observe and Report was a brilliant Taxi Driver-esque character study of EXACTLY the kind of egotistical fascist piece of shit who would join ICE, and way too many people slept on it or shat on it because it was much darker than what one expects from a Seth Rogen comedy.
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Finally a career opportunity for Seth Rogen’s character from Observe and Report.
Underrated thing that's been flying under the radar: ICE's hiring spree, by necessity since there are so few others willing and able, has been hiring away local cops, which infuriates the departments by causing manpower problems and is, ironically, removing the worst of the worst from their ranks.
The more local police see ICE assholes as criminals, the better it will be for us.
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Finally a career opportunity for Seth Rogen’s character from Observe and Report.
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Damn, you mean the one time the Democrats had a majority we had the biggest healthcare move since Medicare? And because that first step wasn't enough, instead of electing more Democrats who would pass a single payer plan, we just elected Republicans who'd move back from even that? Brilliant strategy
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Damn, you mean the one time the Democrats had a majority we had the biggest healthcare move since Medicare? And because that first step wasn't enough, instead of electing more Democrats who would pass a single payer plan, we just elected Republicans who'd move back from even that? Brilliant strategy