The Jerk Store called, they're running outta me
@tonygoldmark.bsky.social
He/Him. Host of Escape From Vault Disney and Some Jerk With A Camera. Scatterbrained ape. Jaded goofball. Multi-hundredaire. Consequentialist getting increasingly fed up with your deontological bullshit. I appreciate The Muppets on a deeper level than you.
He doesn't drink booze. No really, he had a brother who died of alcoholism and has remained a teetotaler ever since.
All that footage we've all seen of him is him SOBER. Terrifying.
All that footage we've all seen of him is him SOBER. Terrifying.
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
He doesn't drink booze. No really, he had a brother who died of alcoholism and has remained a teetotaler ever since.
All that footage we've all seen of him is him SOBER. Terrifying.
All that footage we've all seen of him is him SOBER. Terrifying.
Three years, one month, three weeks and four days until Trump is finally out of our fucking lives forever.
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Three years, one month, three weeks and four days until Trump is finally out of our fucking lives forever.
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as the child of Irish immigrants, I remember the day my Mum sat us all down and did this:
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
as the child of Irish immigrants, I remember the day my Mum sat us all down and did this:
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“I think the man who has spent decades openly hating Muslims will be better for Muslims”
That man has got to be on someone’s payroll…
That man has got to be on someone’s payroll…
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
“I think the man who has spent decades openly hating Muslims will be better for Muslims”
That man has got to be on someone’s payroll…
That man has got to be on someone’s payroll…
Yeah, yeah...grumble...
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Yeah, yeah...grumble...
The phrase "too much gyoza" is such an oddity - individually I know what each word means, but combined it turns into complete nonsensical gibberish.
November 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The phrase "too much gyoza" is such an oddity - individually I know what each word means, but combined it turns into complete nonsensical gibberish.
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Forget "E Pluribus Unum," this should be our new national motto when Trump is gone.
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Forget "E Pluribus Unum," this should be our new national motto when Trump is gone.