The Jerk Store called, they're running outta me
@tonygoldmark.bsky.social
He/Him. Host of Escape From Vault Disney and Some Jerk With A Camera. Scatterbrained ape. Jaded goofball. Multi-hundredaire. Consequentialist getting increasingly fed up with your deontological bullshit. I appreciate The Muppets on a deeper level than you.
It goes on and on like this. All Mamdani had to do was not hate the Dems QUITE enough to their liking, and the leftists turn on him.
You'd think after a fucking DECADE or so of Trump repeatedly proving that politics doesn't obey the same principles as social media cancel culture, it would sink in.
You'd think after a fucking DECADE or so of Trump repeatedly proving that politics doesn't obey the same principles as social media cancel culture, it would sink in.
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It goes on and on like this. All Mamdani had to do was not hate the Dems QUITE enough to their liking, and the leftists turn on him.
You'd think after a fucking DECADE or so of Trump repeatedly proving that politics doesn't obey the same principles as social media cancel culture, it would sink in.
You'd think after a fucking DECADE or so of Trump repeatedly proving that politics doesn't obey the same principles as social media cancel culture, it would sink in.
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
sigh
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM
sigh
All those billionaires in one little room...man, where's Shosanna Dreyfus when you need her?
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
All those billionaires in one little room...man, where's Shosanna Dreyfus when you need her?
He blocked me but here's what the other post said.
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
He blocked me but here's what the other post said.
Thirteen minutes apart, folks.
"When establishment Democrats lose, it means they're awful candidates and it's their own fault. When leftists lose, it means...the system is rigged and it's still the establishment Dems' fault. I am a very serious clown."
"When establishment Democrats lose, it means they're awful candidates and it's their own fault. When leftists lose, it means...the system is rigged and it's still the establishment Dems' fault. I am a very serious clown."
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Thirteen minutes apart, folks.
"When establishment Democrats lose, it means they're awful candidates and it's their own fault. When leftists lose, it means...the system is rigged and it's still the establishment Dems' fault. I am a very serious clown."
"When establishment Democrats lose, it means they're awful candidates and it's their own fault. When leftists lose, it means...the system is rigged and it's still the establishment Dems' fault. I am a very serious clown."
"I'm going to say it. The Third Reich has a Nazi problem."
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
"I'm going to say it. The Third Reich has a Nazi problem."
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 AM
It's fascinating how some conservatives' big desperate Hail Mary play right now is to "come out" as pedophiles in the hopes that millions of others will as well and create some big pro-pedo cultural mass movement that normalizes it.
Bold move Cotton...
Bold move Cotton...
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
It's fascinating how some conservatives' big desperate Hail Mary play right now is to "come out" as pedophiles in the hopes that millions of others will as well and create some big pro-pedo cultural mass movement that normalizes it.
Bold move Cotton...
Bold move Cotton...
The one House Republican who voted "Nay" on releasing the Epstein files
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The one House Republican who voted "Nay" on releasing the Epstein files
It's kind of amazing that leftists watched Bernie lose the primaries twice and still think he has "undeniable popularity" and vilify the Dems for acknowledging the reality of the situation. Almost as if they are delusional and don't know shit about fuck.
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It's kind of amazing that leftists watched Bernie lose the primaries twice and still think he has "undeniable popularity" and vilify the Dems for acknowledging the reality of the situation. Almost as if they are delusional and don't know shit about fuck.
Remember when it was widely considered an absolute CERTAINTY, among very intelligent people, that George W. Bush would definitely, unquestionably go down in history as the worst U.S. President ever?
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Remember when it was widely considered an absolute CERTAINTY, among very intelligent people, that George W. Bush would definitely, unquestionably go down in history as the worst U.S. President ever?
what in the FUCK just happened here
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
what in the FUCK just happened here
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
HE BLOCKED ME AGAIN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
HE BLOCKED ME AGAIN! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Let's be perfectly clear on something.
If your own self-satisfaction is the most important thing in the world to you, then this argument makes perfect sense.
But if you care about more than that, well, the world is a complicated rat's nest and sometimes you gotta make tough choices.
If your own self-satisfaction is the most important thing in the world to you, then this argument makes perfect sense.
But if you care about more than that, well, the world is a complicated rat's nest and sometimes you gotta make tough choices.
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Let's be perfectly clear on something.
If your own self-satisfaction is the most important thing in the world to you, then this argument makes perfect sense.
But if you care about more than that, well, the world is a complicated rat's nest and sometimes you gotta make tough choices.
If your own self-satisfaction is the most important thing in the world to you, then this argument makes perfect sense.
But if you care about more than that, well, the world is a complicated rat's nest and sometimes you gotta make tough choices.
He's happy to angrily harass Agatha with abusive accusations all the live-long day, but the INSTANT I politely ask him a difficult question, he hits the block button. Pathetic and cowardly.
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
He's happy to angrily harass Agatha with abusive accusations all the live-long day, but the INSTANT I politely ask him a difficult question, he hits the block button. Pathetic and cowardly.
And what has, in your mind, NOT being a "spineless bootlicker" gotten you, exactly?
Did the act of refusing to vote for Democrats end up saving even a single Palestinian life?
FFS the actual people BEING GENOCIDED begged us all to vote for Kamala. Or do you think you know better than them?
Did the act of refusing to vote for Democrats end up saving even a single Palestinian life?
FFS the actual people BEING GENOCIDED begged us all to vote for Kamala. Or do you think you know better than them?
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
And what has, in your mind, NOT being a "spineless bootlicker" gotten you, exactly?
Did the act of refusing to vote for Democrats end up saving even a single Palestinian life?
FFS the actual people BEING GENOCIDED begged us all to vote for Kamala. Or do you think you know better than them?
Did the act of refusing to vote for Democrats end up saving even a single Palestinian life?
FFS the actual people BEING GENOCIDED begged us all to vote for Kamala. Or do you think you know better than them?
My hand to God, I thought you were making a Back To The Future reference.
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
My hand to God, I thought you were making a Back To The Future reference.
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Do you ever wish you could cast a magic spell on people who harass you online that forces them against their will to scream all their nastiest, angriest posts at the top of their lungs on all their future job interviews and dates?
Just me?
Just me?
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Do you ever wish you could cast a magic spell on people who harass you online that forces them against their will to scream all their nastiest, angriest posts at the top of their lungs on all their future job interviews and dates?
Just me?
Just me?
I REALLY need to trust my "Is this person full of shit?" instincts more. They've very rarely steered me wrong. bsky.app/profile/slud...
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I REALLY need to trust my "Is this person full of shit?" instincts more. They've very rarely steered me wrong. bsky.app/profile/slud...
WHAT BLADERUNNER WOULD'VE DRIVEN
Y'know, Bladerunner! The title character from Ridley Scott's 1982 sci-fi classic Bladerunner!
Oh that wacky Bladerunner, always up to his shenanigans! What wacky predicaments WILL Bladerunner and his sidekicks, the Bladerunner Kids, get into next?
Y'know, Bladerunner! The title character from Ridley Scott's 1982 sci-fi classic Bladerunner!
Oh that wacky Bladerunner, always up to his shenanigans! What wacky predicaments WILL Bladerunner and his sidekicks, the Bladerunner Kids, get into next?
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
WHAT BLADERUNNER WOULD'VE DRIVEN
Y'know, Bladerunner! The title character from Ridley Scott's 1982 sci-fi classic Bladerunner!
Oh that wacky Bladerunner, always up to his shenanigans! What wacky predicaments WILL Bladerunner and his sidekicks, the Bladerunner Kids, get into next?
Y'know, Bladerunner! The title character from Ridley Scott's 1982 sci-fi classic Bladerunner!
Oh that wacky Bladerunner, always up to his shenanigans! What wacky predicaments WILL Bladerunner and his sidekicks, the Bladerunner Kids, get into next?
Oh also, as long as you're going around correcting people for the things they say, would you mind telling your friend that this is actually a REALLY horrid and fucked-up thing to tell someone for no reason?
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Oh also, as long as you're going around correcting people for the things they say, would you mind telling your friend that this is actually a REALLY horrid and fucked-up thing to tell someone for no reason?
No, she did, in fact, properly and unconditionally apologize. Twice. No scare quotes necessary.
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
No, she did, in fact, properly and unconditionally apologize. Twice. No scare quotes necessary.