Xander O’Connor
@xanderoconnor.bsky.social
I’m a writer and SAG actor of no repute but my wife and toddler like me so that’s nice. I think you’re pretty neat too, friendo!
acting bio/clips/representation:
https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/866894-2403462
I do swear and such so caveat emptor lol.
acting bio/clips/representation:
https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/866894-2403462
I do swear and such so caveat emptor lol.
Pinned
a new fun lil 90 second video for *both* my friends and my numerous enemies.
the correct thing to do is repost and give it likes on YouTube, obviously. and smash that sub button so my vids can dom you on the regs.
I DESTROYED THE WHITE HOUSE
youtube.com/shorts/i91ZC...
the correct thing to do is repost and give it likes on YouTube, obviously. and smash that sub button so my vids can dom you on the regs.
I DESTROYED THE WHITE HOUSE
youtube.com/shorts/i91ZC...
her plain macaroni suggests she considers cheese to be “too ethnic”
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
her plain macaroni suggests she considers cheese to be “too ethnic”
I remain fairly proud of this 2 min video of a Joe Rogan-type complaining that he can’t say slurs without people complaining despite Trump winning.
bsky.app/profile/xand...
bsky.app/profile/xand...
Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I remain fairly proud of this 2 min video of a Joe Rogan-type complaining that he can’t say slurs without people complaining despite Trump winning.
bsky.app/profile/xand...
bsky.app/profile/xand...
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to SCOTUS: "we can prosecute the people he pardoned, or a future Democratic president can have them shot and then pardon the shooters. do you want that loop to start?"
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
to SCOTUS: "we can prosecute the people he pardoned, or a future Democratic president can have them shot and then pardon the shooters. do you want that loop to start?"
ZOOTOPOIA: NOOTOPIA REQUIEM
zootopia: romulus
Zootopia vs Predator
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
ZOOTOPOIA: NOOTOPIA REQUIEM
say what you will about the message, these people know how to use a comma!
Trump posts an image of him holding a sign that reads, “Trump 2028, yes!”
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
say what you will about the message, these people know how to use a comma!
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
they misspelled “definitely”.
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
they misspelled “definitely”.
the colonel lived so we could chicken.
finally the thing i’ve been shouting at passers-by for years has become the official KFC motto!
finally the thing i’ve been shouting at passers-by for years has become the official KFC motto!
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
the colonel lived so we could chicken.
finally the thing i’ve been shouting at passers-by for years has become the official KFC motto!
finally the thing i’ve been shouting at passers-by for years has become the official KFC motto!
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I hate it when my family argues about politics at Thanksgiving. My Independent Dad is yelling at my Covenanter cousin for allying with the king while my Fifth Monarchist uncle keeps making cryptic pronouncements about the Book of Daniel, and here I am, a Leveller.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I hate it when my family argues about politics at Thanksgiving. My Independent Dad is yelling at my Covenanter cousin for allying with the king while my Fifth Monarchist uncle keeps making cryptic pronouncements about the Book of Daniel, and here I am, a Leveller.
anyway happy Thanksgiving to all my brain-bonked terminally online sickos!
plus the normies; whatever, fuck it you can have some stuffing too i guess.
plus the normies; whatever, fuck it you can have some stuffing too i guess.
i don’t want to brag but my hotel room has a cuck *bench* and an entire cuck sectional.
turning this shameful intimate affair into a spectator sport smdh.
turning this shameful intimate affair into a spectator sport smdh.
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
anyway happy Thanksgiving to all my brain-bonked terminally online sickos!
plus the normies; whatever, fuck it you can have some stuffing too i guess.
plus the normies; whatever, fuck it you can have some stuffing too i guess.
i don’t want to brag but my hotel room has a cuck *bench* and an entire cuck sectional.
turning this shameful intimate affair into a spectator sport smdh.
turning this shameful intimate affair into a spectator sport smdh.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
i don’t want to brag but my hotel room has a cuck *bench* and an entire cuck sectional.
turning this shameful intimate affair into a spectator sport smdh.
turning this shameful intimate affair into a spectator sport smdh.
my five year old maintains that it’s “what did you flush down the toilet, prosthetic kneecaps?!”
funniest phrase in english language right now, according to my four year old, is "wet baby olive"
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
my five year old maintains that it’s “what did you flush down the toilet, prosthetic kneecaps?!”
kind of a fucked up exhibit to have an aquarium
(The giant one in Monterey, CA)
(The giant one in Monterey, CA)
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
kind of a fucked up exhibit to have an aquarium
(The giant one in Monterey, CA)
(The giant one in Monterey, CA)
just defeated my umpteenth Escape Room by simply refusing to enter.
an ounce of refuse-to-enter is worth a pound of escape, as the saying goes.
an ounce of refuse-to-enter is worth a pound of escape, as the saying goes.
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
just defeated my umpteenth Escape Room by simply refusing to enter.
an ounce of refuse-to-enter is worth a pound of escape, as the saying goes.
an ounce of refuse-to-enter is worth a pound of escape, as the saying goes.
traveling-with-family poaster’s dilemma: so many fun new varied grist for the skeet mill but greatly increased demands on one’s time and attention.
many such suitcases.
many such suitcases.
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
traveling-with-family poaster’s dilemma: so many fun new varied grist for the skeet mill but greatly increased demands on one’s time and attention.
many such suitcases.
many such suitcases.
i wonder how many cretes it can carry
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
i wonder how many cretes it can carry
if Isaac Chotiner quote-skeeted me with a pointed critique, i would simply pretend to have missed it or detach quote or delete and block or delete my account or commit sewer slide or burn my house down.
i *wouldn’t* start a debate.
for me, it would be easy etc
i *wouldn’t* start a debate.
for me, it would be easy etc
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
if Isaac Chotiner quote-skeeted me with a pointed critique, i would simply pretend to have missed it or detach quote or delete and block or delete my account or commit sewer slide or burn my house down.
i *wouldn’t* start a debate.
for me, it would be easy etc
i *wouldn’t* start a debate.
for me, it would be easy etc
tired: read the recipe
wired: cook the books
inspired: follow the assign-mint
wired: cook the books
inspired: follow the assign-mint
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
tired: read the recipe
wired: cook the books
inspired: follow the assign-mint
wired: cook the books
inspired: follow the assign-mint
omg i remember being impressed when assassins creed 3 made “running through heavy snow” slower than using paths or trees.
now i continue to appreciate the realism but, replaying AC Shadows, i’m like “this sucks”.
just like real life! snow is fun to look at and has novel effects but…novelty fades.
now i continue to appreciate the realism but, replaying AC Shadows, i’m like “this sucks”.
just like real life! snow is fun to look at and has novel effects but…novelty fades.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
omg i remember being impressed when assassins creed 3 made “running through heavy snow” slower than using paths or trees.
now i continue to appreciate the realism but, replaying AC Shadows, i’m like “this sucks”.
just like real life! snow is fun to look at and has novel effects but…novelty fades.
now i continue to appreciate the realism but, replaying AC Shadows, i’m like “this sucks”.
just like real life! snow is fun to look at and has novel effects but…novelty fades.
ok so the “everyone on bluesky is 38” thing only loosely applies to me (42) and my silent-but-present wife (45) but lol, do we all have 5 yo children fr fr?
isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
ok so the “everyone on bluesky is 38” thing only loosely applies to me (42) and my silent-but-present wife (45) but lol, do we all have 5 yo children fr fr?
me to my 5 year old daughter: "ok, absolutely no more excuses or delays, it's bedtime"
5 yo: "i need to poop"
me: "you have bested me in this game of wits. i yield."
5 yo: "i need to poop"
me: "you have bested me in this game of wits. i yield."
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
me to my 5 year old daughter: "ok, absolutely no more excuses or delays, it's bedtime"
5 yo: "i need to poop"
me: "you have bested me in this game of wits. i yield."
5 yo: "i need to poop"
me: "you have bested me in this game of wits. i yield."
local Walgreens in the pocket of Big Tiny Sign
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
local Walgreens in the pocket of Big Tiny Sign
"fine, i'll use a scissors to open it" area man shamefully concedes.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"fine, i'll use a scissors to open it" area man shamefully concedes.
bigger muscles and (1) child seems to be the sweet spot for me.
i was unaware that i was supposed to consider having three to eight children, christ.
maybe i'm also supposed to be on steroids?
much to consider, many babies, some butt injections but mostly babies.
i was unaware that i was supposed to consider having three to eight children, christ.
maybe i'm also supposed to be on steroids?
much to consider, many babies, some butt injections but mostly babies.
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
bigger muscles and (1) child seems to be the sweet spot for me.
i was unaware that i was supposed to consider having three to eight children, christ.
maybe i'm also supposed to be on steroids?
much to consider, many babies, some butt injections but mostly babies.
i was unaware that i was supposed to consider having three to eight children, christ.
maybe i'm also supposed to be on steroids?
much to consider, many babies, some butt injections but mostly babies.