Ashley Hynes
@ashleyhynes.bsky.social
She/Her- Trans woman- Lesbian- subway conductor- theme park nerd- Marvel fanatic- lover of poofy ball gowns.
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Ashley Hynes
@ashleyhynes.bsky.social
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Trump supporters “Biden ruined the economy!!!”
Also Trump supports “the economy isn’t failing right now, it’s only back down to where it was last year”
Yeah… last year, under Biden, who you claim ruined the economy, despite that being an obvious lie, but whatever…
Also Trump supports “the economy isn’t failing right now, it’s only back down to where it was last year”
Yeah… last year, under Biden, who you claim ruined the economy, despite that being an obvious lie, but whatever…
This is what pisses me off to no end…
Every where I look I see people complaining about companies using computers to replace artists… and yet everyone turns a blind eye to other jobs being stolen by automation.
Hell, people like this seem to want to demand I lose my job.
Every where I look I see people complaining about companies using computers to replace artists… and yet everyone turns a blind eye to other jobs being stolen by automation.
Hell, people like this seem to want to demand I lose my job.
While NY is considering mandating two-person trains, the DC Metro not only already operates with one person, but recently reactivated its automatic train operation system.
Now, continuing to follow best practices, Metro has announced plans to move towards driverless trains.
tinyurl.com/yft73mru
Now, continuing to follow best practices, Metro has announced plans to move towards driverless trains.
tinyurl.com/yft73mru
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
This is what pisses me off to no end…
Every where I look I see people complaining about companies using computers to replace artists… and yet everyone turns a blind eye to other jobs being stolen by automation.
Hell, people like this seem to want to demand I lose my job.
Every where I look I see people complaining about companies using computers to replace artists… and yet everyone turns a blind eye to other jobs being stolen by automation.
Hell, people like this seem to want to demand I lose my job.
You know what I want fo a presidential candidate for 2028?
Someone who doesn’t qualify for an AARP membership.
Is that doable people…?
Obama was 47 when he took office in 2008. So was Clinton.
Can we please go back to that era where we don’t elect leaders who start their day at 12:30 PM?
Someone who doesn’t qualify for an AARP membership.
Is that doable people…?
Obama was 47 when he took office in 2008. So was Clinton.
Can we please go back to that era where we don’t elect leaders who start their day at 12:30 PM?
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 AM
You know what I want fo a presidential candidate for 2028?
Someone who doesn’t qualify for an AARP membership.
Is that doable people…?
Obama was 47 when he took office in 2008. So was Clinton.
Can we please go back to that era where we don’t elect leaders who start their day at 12:30 PM?
Someone who doesn’t qualify for an AARP membership.
Is that doable people…?
Obama was 47 when he took office in 2008. So was Clinton.
Can we please go back to that era where we don’t elect leaders who start their day at 12:30 PM?
In American space program: rocket launches from pad
In Russian space program: Pad Launches from Rocket
(A big chunk of the launch pad infrastructure got knocked off by the most recent Soyuz launch. They can’t send anything to the space station until it’s fixed)
youtu.be/gv4ClusLU2s?...
In Russian space program: Pad Launches from Rocket
(A big chunk of the launch pad infrastructure got knocked off by the most recent Soyuz launch. They can’t send anything to the space station until it’s fixed)
youtu.be/gv4ClusLU2s?...
Russia Accidently Break Their Only Launch Pad To Space Station
YouTube video by Scott Manley
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 AM
In American space program: rocket launches from pad
In Russian space program: Pad Launches from Rocket
(A big chunk of the launch pad infrastructure got knocked off by the most recent Soyuz launch. They can’t send anything to the space station until it’s fixed)
youtu.be/gv4ClusLU2s?...
In Russian space program: Pad Launches from Rocket
(A big chunk of the launch pad infrastructure got knocked off by the most recent Soyuz launch. They can’t send anything to the space station until it’s fixed)
youtu.be/gv4ClusLU2s?...
I expect canceled sex pest performers to find other employment. Send them all to string wire for the phone company or something.
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I expect canceled sex pest performers to find other employment. Send them all to string wire for the phone company or something.
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Or… we could not do that and you can shut up before the mods shut your account down.
A 16 year old having sex, in a jurisdiction that allows that, with a 17 or 18 year old is not the same thing as a 16 year old having sex with a 60 year old.
How’s that rule go? Half your age plus 7?
A 16 year old having sex, in a jurisdiction that allows that, with a 17 or 18 year old is not the same thing as a 16 year old having sex with a 60 year old.
How’s that rule go? Half your age plus 7?
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Or… we could not do that and you can shut up before the mods shut your account down.
A 16 year old having sex, in a jurisdiction that allows that, with a 17 or 18 year old is not the same thing as a 16 year old having sex with a 60 year old.
How’s that rule go? Half your age plus 7?
A 16 year old having sex, in a jurisdiction that allows that, with a 17 or 18 year old is not the same thing as a 16 year old having sex with a 60 year old.
How’s that rule go? Half your age plus 7?
A special kind of weird you need to be to suddenly turn on the man who hasn’t actually even taken office yet… let alone what this is in response to. Nomie here thinks the city council isn’t left enough for her liking…
Maybe… just maybe you need to look in the mirror & realize YOU are the problem.
Maybe… just maybe you need to look in the mirror & realize YOU are the problem.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
A special kind of weird you need to be to suddenly turn on the man who hasn’t actually even taken office yet… let alone what this is in response to. Nomie here thinks the city council isn’t left enough for her liking…
Maybe… just maybe you need to look in the mirror & realize YOU are the problem.
Maybe… just maybe you need to look in the mirror & realize YOU are the problem.
Every year they build this straw goat in a town square in Sweden…
Every year someone burns it down.
Every year someone burns it down.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Every year they build this straw goat in a town square in Sweden…
Every year someone burns it down.
Every year someone burns it down.
“Looka this poor public servant lamenting how her and those like her who work for local government get blamed for everything by entitled douchbags… let’s laugh at her”
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“Looka this poor public servant lamenting how her and those like her who work for local government get blamed for everything by entitled douchbags… let’s laugh at her”
You keep trying to get people to dog pile those who disagree with you and no one is coming to help you.
The only person being anything close to racist here is you, champ, demanding people give up land they’ve lived on for thousands of years because some old book says it’s yours…
The only person being anything close to racist here is you, champ, demanding people give up land they’ve lived on for thousands of years because some old book says it’s yours…
"Please please my tokens, please come to my aid and defend me and my racism."
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
You keep trying to get people to dog pile those who disagree with you and no one is coming to help you.
The only person being anything close to racist here is you, champ, demanding people give up land they’ve lived on for thousands of years because some old book says it’s yours…
The only person being anything close to racist here is you, champ, demanding people give up land they’ve lived on for thousands of years because some old book says it’s yours…
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Reposted by Ashley Hynes
And how exactly will Trump “cure cancer” without science and medical research funding?
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
And how exactly will Trump “cure cancer” without science and medical research funding?
Anyone of Jewish heritage in my circle want to have a word with Daniel here about how you feel about being associated with Israel just for being Jewish? I have to get ready for work anyway…
> I know a fair number of Jews who will tell you to go pound sand for even implying they have to support the actions of the government of Israel ...
I'm an anarchist and wouldn't mind if Netanyahu ate cement. So you're just accusing me of arguing for shit I never argued.
I'm an anarchist and wouldn't mind if Netanyahu ate cement. So you're just accusing me of arguing for shit I never argued.
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Anyone of Jewish heritage in my circle want to have a word with Daniel here about how you feel about being associated with Israel just for being Jewish? I have to get ready for work anyway…
The 2nd ever episode of Star Trek to air, “Charlie X” actually takes place on Thanksgiving. (Despite being aired in September)
Kirk directly asks the cook to make their “synethic meatloaf” look like Turkey.
Then the titular Charlie uses his gained powers to turn the meatloaf into actual turkey.
Kirk directly asks the cook to make their “synethic meatloaf” look like Turkey.
Then the titular Charlie uses his gained powers to turn the meatloaf into actual turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The 2nd ever episode of Star Trek to air, “Charlie X” actually takes place on Thanksgiving. (Despite being aired in September)
Kirk directly asks the cook to make their “synethic meatloaf” look like Turkey.
Then the titular Charlie uses his gained powers to turn the meatloaf into actual turkey.
Kirk directly asks the cook to make their “synethic meatloaf” look like Turkey.
Then the titular Charlie uses his gained powers to turn the meatloaf into actual turkey.
Why do I expect Vance here to be one of those people who tried to deep fry their turkey and burned their house down…
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Why do I expect Vance here to be one of those people who tried to deep fry their turkey and burned their house down…
Oh for fuck’s sake…
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Oh for fuck’s sake…
Seems Karoline Leavitt’s brother was once engaged to a Brazilian woman… the two have a son together… a son whose mother just got arrested by ICE…
Gee Aunt Karoline, what are you going to tell your own nephew when he cries for his mom on Thanksgiving…
If the kid doesn’t already hate you…
Gee Aunt Karoline, what are you going to tell your own nephew when he cries for his mom on Thanksgiving…
If the kid doesn’t already hate you…
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Seems Karoline Leavitt’s brother was once engaged to a Brazilian woman… the two have a son together… a son whose mother just got arrested by ICE…
Gee Aunt Karoline, what are you going to tell your own nephew when he cries for his mom on Thanksgiving…
If the kid doesn’t already hate you…
Gee Aunt Karoline, what are you going to tell your own nephew when he cries for his mom on Thanksgiving…
If the kid doesn’t already hate you…
It’s so fascinating how the very idea of me wanting to wear a pretty dress and kiss other trans girls sends the right into an existential crisis…
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It’s so fascinating how the very idea of me wanting to wear a pretty dress and kiss other trans girls sends the right into an existential crisis…
Me stubbing my toe
“Oww… damn it…”
Donald Trump stubbing his toe
“My toe… my beautiful toe… best toe I’ve got. Nice and big… now it’s even bigger and redder… they say the toes knows… and will have Pam Bondi drop what she’s doing to investigate who moved this chair over…
“Oww… damn it…”
Donald Trump stubbing his toe
“My toe… my beautiful toe… best toe I’ve got. Nice and big… now it’s even bigger and redder… they say the toes knows… and will have Pam Bondi drop what she’s doing to investigate who moved this chair over…
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Me stubbing my toe
“Oww… damn it…”
Donald Trump stubbing his toe
“My toe… my beautiful toe… best toe I’ve got. Nice and big… now it’s even bigger and redder… they say the toes knows… and will have Pam Bondi drop what she’s doing to investigate who moved this chair over…
“Oww… damn it…”
Donald Trump stubbing his toe
“My toe… my beautiful toe… best toe I’ve got. Nice and big… now it’s even bigger and redder… they say the toes knows… and will have Pam Bondi drop what she’s doing to investigate who moved this chair over…
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Reposted by Ashley Hynes
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
A rehearsal/pilot game for the Alex Trebek incarnation of Jeopardy!
It’s a rough cut, with technical faults, including Alex mishearing which category a contestant asked for and reading the wrong card.
youtu.be/G-eqNEf07Wc?...
It’s a rough cut, with technical faults, including Alex mishearing which category a contestant asked for and reading the wrong card.
youtu.be/G-eqNEf07Wc?...
Jeopardy Trebek Pilot 1 Rehearsal 1983
YouTube video by Cribs
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
A rehearsal/pilot game for the Alex Trebek incarnation of Jeopardy!
It’s a rough cut, with technical faults, including Alex mishearing which category a contestant asked for and reading the wrong card.
youtu.be/G-eqNEf07Wc?...
It’s a rough cut, with technical faults, including Alex mishearing which category a contestant asked for and reading the wrong card.
youtu.be/G-eqNEf07Wc?...
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hi pets, me and wife are scared but very close to living in a safe place, so we come here asking for mutual aid. any help is welcome.
ko-fi.com/tabymeow
my medical condition is a lot clearer since the schizophrenia diagnosis. i suffer from a pain disorder caused by trauma, and it's uncertain if +
ko-fi.com/tabymeow
my medical condition is a lot clearer since the schizophrenia diagnosis. i suffer from a pain disorder caused by trauma, and it's uncertain if +
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
hi pets, me and wife are scared but very close to living in a safe place, so we come here asking for mutual aid. any help is welcome.
ko-fi.com/tabymeow
my medical condition is a lot clearer since the schizophrenia diagnosis. i suffer from a pain disorder caused by trauma, and it's uncertain if +
ko-fi.com/tabymeow
my medical condition is a lot clearer since the schizophrenia diagnosis. i suffer from a pain disorder caused by trauma, and it's uncertain if +
And now there’s chatter that Cuomo wants to challenge Schumer for his senate seat…
FOR FUCKS SAKE MAN CAN YOU TAKE A GOD DAMN HINT!?!?!
We don’t want you. Go retire to Florida like you said you would if you lost to Mamdani…
FOR FUCKS SAKE MAN CAN YOU TAKE A GOD DAMN HINT!?!?!
We don’t want you. Go retire to Florida like you said you would if you lost to Mamdani…
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
And now there’s chatter that Cuomo wants to challenge Schumer for his senate seat…
FOR FUCKS SAKE MAN CAN YOU TAKE A GOD DAMN HINT!?!?!
We don’t want you. Go retire to Florida like you said you would if you lost to Mamdani…
FOR FUCKS SAKE MAN CAN YOU TAKE A GOD DAMN HINT!?!?!
We don’t want you. Go retire to Florida like you said you would if you lost to Mamdani…
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