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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 17h

Pac-Man (Series, 1982 - 1984)

Left: Designed with Activists in mind - a "body-positive" DEI-infused woke Ms. Pac-Man [derogatory]

Right: Designed with Gamers in Mind: A Ms. Pac-Man sex doll with no brain, spinoff or agency [based]

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 8h

Thank you for your query. According to our in house AI, it is because she popped it out of her stinky pussy.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 14h

For Your Consideration

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 16h

Our researchers needed to see how many Jesses would zoom in.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 17h

Pac-Man (Series, 1982 - 1984)

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 22h

Disney Prime is saddened at the news that Diane Keaton has la dee died. One of the most popular Keatons of her generation, Diane accrued countless awards, including an Academy Award for Best Actress in Annie Hall (1977) for making an ugly, self-absorbed, unfuckable pedophile seem merely neurotic.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 19h

We just think he's neat!

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 20h

We would attribute TRON'S failure to fundamental shifts in our key demographic, coupled with the overall crumminess of TRON.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 22h

Disney Prime is saddened at the news that Diane Keaton has la dee died. One of the most popular Keatons of her generation, Diane accrued countless awards, including an Academy Award for Best Actress in Annie Hall (1977) for making an ugly, self-absorbed, unfuckable pedophile seem merely neurotic.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 23h

Nonsense. We have it on good authority that hundreds of food fights have broken out at an @alyankovic.bsky.social performance.

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The Muppets Take Portland (2025)

The Muppets fuck around with the National Guard in front of stores that are not boarded up. Voodoo donuts is open late.

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While we love baseball, in the time it took to watch tonight's game, you could have slept through 2.25 screenings of John Carter.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 1d

While we love baseball, in the time it took to watch tonight's game, you could have slept through 2.25 screenings of John Carter.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 1d

@mariners.com Congratulations to the Nintendo Windwakers. We respect your efforts tonight to ensure everyone went home sober.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 1d

Bart reaching for cupcakes.

Yes, we know the reference

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 1d

Gonzo is a tourist. He's going to Voodoo.

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The Muppets Take Portland (2025)

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 2d

Unfortunately all Teslas are now infected with the H4KuN4 M4t4tA virus

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 2d

That's reserved for if/when Elon shoots his own ashes into space.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 2d

Hell Comes to Frogtown (2025)

Portland Frog (Roddy Piper Jr) takes on the minions of Satan

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 2d

We didn't realize they were so close. Tune in to ABC News Sunday as memories of Charlie Kirk set off Elon's big hard rocket.

Headline "Elon Musk Announces Every 2026 Spacex launch with Honor Charlie Kirk with #77 "

you may have thought it would be 88, but the actual 77 makes as much sense:

77: "Having sex where the person is entered from behind while laying in the classic spooning position"

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 2d

Our studies find that customers like you don't have any disposable income, and when you do, you blow it on tithing to church, the strip club next to the church, and fentanyl. And not necessarily in that order. We therefore don't see any reason to bend to your will. Thank you for your concern.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 2d

Oh right, we forgot sports. And always the brain damage sports, for some reason.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 2d

Our studies find that customers like you don't have any disposable income, and when you do, you blow it on tithing to church, the strip club next to the church, and fentanyl. And not necessarily in that order. We therefore don't see any reason to bend to your will. Thank you for your concern.

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 2d

If 5 people complain to us we have to cancel the price hike You're the only complaint so far. Bet you cant get 4 more from your followers.