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Ashley Hynes
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She/Her- Trans woman- Lesbian- subway conductor- theme park nerd- Marvel fanatic- lover of poofy ball gowns.
You knew what I meant.

Everyone else knew what I meant…

What was the point of “correcting” me about it?
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
And yet meanwhile we’ve got people demanding other jobs get replaced with computers and no one batting an eye.

Just saw a thread from a group demanding not only I lose legal job protections, that my job should be eliminated in order to save money.
November 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
What difference is there between SAG-AFTRA and the WGA trying to protect their members from AI replaceing them and TWU doing the same for me?

That is LITERALLY their job… to protect their members.

I say that is one industry gets protections such as that, all should.
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Gee… a pompous businessman from New York named Donald… I wonder who that could be based on…

(I’m assuming New York as René Auberjonois was also from here. Fun fact, the man was also a 4x great nephew of Napoleon, through his sister Caroline)
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 AM
All I remember directly about that show was Elvis was on his paper route.
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Or fall asleep on international Television at Pope Francis’s funeral…

Seriously. You were in ROME… get yourself an espresso or something… you can’t go five feet without hitting a cafe there…
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I don’t think he’s drunk… I think he’s off his meds.
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Let’s see…

You, the litten
A sprigato
A Meowth
A skitty
A purrlion
And a shinx

ALL KITTY POKEMON!
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I mean it’s obvious the pedo part was correct, I was more thinking about the crazy alien nonsense.
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Eh, I blocked him. No body bugs my kitty friends.
November 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I mean… causing financial chaos and raising prices (even if by a few cents)… this is exactly his MO to a T.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
And ironically, I got handed the “ripped from the headlines” Law and Order SVU episode the very next time I opened YouTube.
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
And you’re going to end up in handcuffs screaming “I thought she was 16…”

Off to the shadow realm with you
a man in a suit and hat is standing in a room with the words `` off to the shadowrealm '' .
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November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My brain is a fine tuned super-computer capable of things you can’t even imagine without needing whatever you’re on. I don’t need your bullshit. I can conceive the vastness of the universe or the solitude of the quantum.

You need to see a therapist before you do something that harms someone else.
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Oh, and by the way… “Xenophobic” means “hates outsiders”…

I don’t think anyone who hates outsiders would teach an outsider anything…
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November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Oh so this crazy BS is just an act to admit you want to bang teens…

Got it… I’m sure the police are going to love hearing about that…
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Dude… take your happy pills… you obviously need a fuck ton of help.
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Makes even the Warner siblings seem well adjusted and of sound mental health.
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November 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
As if we needed more proof this is your theme song…

youtu.be/eQNI1KfGXBA?...
They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha​-​Haaa!
YouTube video by Napoleon XIV - Topic
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November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM