Coffeemancer Vanvidum
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum
@vanvidum.bsky.social
Supply coffee to tiger to continue. Offer not valid for decaf. Sugar and cream will void warranty.
Drifting around inner New England. he/him
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As I have said before, it feels like an anomaly of history that MO’s governance hasn’t been more of a disaster prior to ’16. Since then, however, it feels increasingly like the red state party dictatorship has allowed the crazies to take the helm and they’re rapidly chewing through the walls.
My god…they just took 50 million from the general budget for vouchers going to private religious schools.

Now, another 100 million?
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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My dad was a city planner, and he used to play Simcity as a fantastical escape, to a world where cuts to infrastructure were met with righteous rage and consequences for elected officials.
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I trust Mayor Mamdani with the disaster buttons.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVl8...
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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I’ve played a lot of simcity but I didn’t know you could go pro
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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It hit 2200 and he just 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨, poor little guy…
It’s so hard to be the only dog child of queer parents. Completely exhausting.
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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🦌 Animal portraiture
London: Frederick Warne & Co., c1912.

[Source]
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Colored pencils are fun :3

[ #art #animal #animalart #wolf #coloredpencil ]
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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"My neighbors are voting for their own self-destruction and dragging me down with them and I can't say shit or they'll make my life even MORE hellish than it's already getting"
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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I think the thing that disturbs me the most is that you've got *more* than one person in here admitting they don't talk about politics because The Community will sanction them.
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Something notable in this article is how much the life long locals don’t seem to give a shit. Which was an entirely predictable outcome if you've spent any amount of time among people like this
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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At some point you can actually become so out of touch or delusional about the world around you it is impossible to actually be placated by anything approaching rational politics
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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I spent over an hour this week arguing with a relative about why it is people can’t just put $5k down on a house and pay the closing fee anymore. I spend everyday having a conversation with someone in my office whose mental model of the world has not changed since at least 1980
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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When people sigh about “these communities are dying” what they fail to consider is that they are dying for very good reasons, including that the people who live there are doing their level best to kill their own community (and also other communities) every day.
Something notable in this article is how much the life long locals don’t seem to give a shit. Which was an entirely predictable outcome if you've spent any amount of time among people like this
How life changed in a rural town in Virginia that lost its sole health clinic after the passage of Trump’s megabill. The residents voted overwhelmingly for Trump in 2024, and now they’re suffering for it.
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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the linked article about a rural community's medical clinic closing ends with a coffee shop owner proposing that the solution is to find a doctor to make house calls.

this is where the stuff about "engaging Trump voters" runs into the reality that a ton of these people are completely delusional.
Something notable in this article is how much the life long locals don’t seem to give a shit. Which was an entirely predictable outcome if you've spent any amount of time among people like this
How life changed in a rural town in Virginia that lost its sole health clinic after the passage of Trump’s megabill. The residents voted overwhelmingly for Trump in 2024, and now they’re suffering for it.
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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He's going to kill so many people and we're powerless to stop it. One of the most vile humans currently wandering around this watery rock.
presented without comment
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Imagine hating me and I’m over here getting a refill on prescription deviled eggs
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Question... Fozzie Ork. Waaagh'ka waaagh'ka waaaaagh'ka
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Marc surrounded himself with only people who kissed his ass and praised him for taking crazy risks, and now he views literally any suggestion that people merely think through the consequences of their actions, even from *the Pope*, as an affront to his entire concept of self.
November 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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pretty clearly a bunch of these guys are pulling for a schism for reasons that are somewhat but not entirely opaque to me (they think they can run countries, plural, with a friendly American Catholic Papacy in South Bend)
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Christmas is not part of the recommended diet for mustelids.
#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_986@20-11-2017_09-00-55.jpg
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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ok this joke might be a little too specific
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Reactionary cretins, 1974-2000: D&D is for satanic gays and weirdos
Reactionary cretins, 2001-2014: D&D is for nerds, gays and weirdos
Reactionary cretins, 2015-present: D&D is ruined because of woke, gays and weirdos
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
But they were all of them deceived
For another holiday was made
In the land of Christmas
In the snow of the North Pole
The dark lord Santa forged a master holiday to control all others
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM