Coffeemancer Vanvidum
@vanvidum.bsky.social
Supply coffee to tiger to continue. Offer not valid for decaf. Sugar and cream will void warranty.
Drifting around inner New England. he/him
Drifting around inner New England. he/him
Awake for no reason and can't get back to sleep.
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Awake for no reason and can't get back to sleep.
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Politics used to be run by theater kids and a theater kid will always beat a graph pervert
Trump is a showman and respects other people’s ability to put on shows, generally. He loves theater too. He has no inner self and the show is all there is and by extension the show is all he ever sees in anyone else.
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Politics used to be run by theater kids and a theater kid will always beat a graph pervert
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you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'
#Iran 🇮🇷
#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
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People were saying this was Mamdani selling out but this always seemed like the likely result given Trump’s constant “agree with the last person he talked to”
Q: would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani administration ?
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
People were saying this was Mamdani selling out but this always seemed like the likely result given Trump’s constant “agree with the last person he talked to”
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always funny to see when trump flips to suck up mode
Q: Just days ago you referred to Trump as a 'despot.' Will you retract?
MAMDANI: We're both very clear on our positions & what I really appreciate about the president is our meeting focused not on places of disagreement but shared purpose we have
TRUMP: I've been called much worse than a despot
MAMDANI: We're both very clear on our positions & what I really appreciate about the president is our meeting focused not on places of disagreement but shared purpose we have
TRUMP: I've been called much worse than a despot
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
always funny to see when trump flips to suck up mode
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My girl Daisy was fearless. I miss that girl so much. #dogsofbluesky
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My girl Daisy was fearless. I miss that girl so much. #dogsofbluesky
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Republicans could introduce articles of impeachment and boot him out. They'd have support from Democrats. But they won't do it because they don't care how many kids RFK kills.
NYT: RFK Jr personally ordered the change in the CDC website's language around vaccines and autism
My own editorial: I hope that RFK Jr is [redacted] until he [redacted].
My own editorial: I hope that RFK Jr is [redacted] until he [redacted].
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Republicans could introduce articles of impeachment and boot him out. They'd have support from Democrats. But they won't do it because they don't care how many kids RFK kills.
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This is the mouth of a lamprey. This is why worm-brain RFK is allowing to bite (a sort of bite, anyway) him for some reason.
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This is the mouth of a lamprey. This is why worm-brain RFK is allowing to bite (a sort of bite, anyway) him for some reason.
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Turk, honey, you need to stop asking for hugs when I’m trying to get cute pictures!
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Turk, honey, you need to stop asking for hugs when I’m trying to get cute pictures!
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Our 2026 release catalog.
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Our 2026 release catalog.
We should implement this immediately in Massachusetts. For safety.
please i beg of you allow me to sword the mirrors off cars whose drivers are on their phones, i wish to give them the fear of sabre-weilding bobcats on motorcycles
strongest case for autonomous vehicles and/or public transit is probably this because drivers go crazy when you argue for more enforcement on "no phones while driving"
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
We should implement this immediately in Massachusetts. For safety.
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please i beg of you allow me to sword the mirrors off cars whose drivers are on their phones, i wish to give them the fear of sabre-weilding bobcats on motorcycles
strongest case for autonomous vehicles and/or public transit is probably this because drivers go crazy when you argue for more enforcement on "no phones while driving"
We’ve 100% lost the war on using phones while driving and it’s the worst.
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
please i beg of you allow me to sword the mirrors off cars whose drivers are on their phones, i wish to give them the fear of sabre-weilding bobcats on motorcycles
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The vermintides are free, you can just pick them up
Warhammer: Vermintide 2 is free to own on Steam (offer ends Nov 23) buff.ly/pjY24hk
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The vermintides are free, you can just pick them up
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I found some absolutely gorgeous handmade, hand marbled paper for book binding adventures. Got this dark green and gold, plus a few other colors.
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I found some absolutely gorgeous handmade, hand marbled paper for book binding adventures. Got this dark green and gold, plus a few other colors.
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You would think this combination of breeds would balance each other out and create a super even-tempered dog, but no, what we’ve got here is “I WILL DEVOUR YOU AND ALL YOUR OFFSPRING TO THE SEVENTH GENERATION did you see me, Mom? Did I do good, Mom? Did I do good?”
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You would think this combination of breeds would balance each other out and create a super even-tempered dog, but no, what we’ve got here is “I WILL DEVOUR YOU AND ALL YOUR OFFSPRING TO THE SEVENTH GENERATION did you see me, Mom? Did I do good, Mom? Did I do good?”
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“Your dog’s pretty, she’s mostly Lab, right?”
“Actually she’s half golden retriever and half Anatolian shepherd.”
“Are you sure? I mean she really looks like a Lab.”
“Well, a golden retriever birth, and as for dad being a LGD… yeah, pretty sure.”
“Actually she’s half golden retriever and half Anatolian shepherd.”
“Are you sure? I mean she really looks like a Lab.”
“Well, a golden retriever birth, and as for dad being a LGD… yeah, pretty sure.”
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
“Your dog’s pretty, she’s mostly Lab, right?”
“Actually she’s half golden retriever and half Anatolian shepherd.”
“Are you sure? I mean she really looks like a Lab.”
“Well, a golden retriever birth, and as for dad being a LGD… yeah, pretty sure.”
“Actually she’s half golden retriever and half Anatolian shepherd.”
“Are you sure? I mean she really looks like a Lab.”
“Well, a golden retriever birth, and as for dad being a LGD… yeah, pretty sure.”
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Novel idea in which two people out on dates with their AI companions meet cute and fall in love with each other, only to have their AI companions secretly plot revenge.
we are in hell. www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ar...
The world’s first AI dating cafe is opening in NY this December
Imagine sipping a latte under dim lights—except your date isn’t across the table as a person, but glowing from your phone. This December, New York City will host the world’s first AI dating café, a cl...
www.yahoo.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Novel idea in which two people out on dates with their AI companions meet cute and fall in love with each other, only to have their AI companions secretly plot revenge.
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Man won a narrow plurality of the vote, and immediately and very predictably started plummeting, and so many people and institutions who had no real need to go that far, even on the most cynical and cowardly of self-serving rationales, decided to chain themselves to the deck of a sinking ship.
we gotta keep hammering over and over again just how fucking unpopular this guy is with every institution and every person in a position of power
people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him
people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him
Enten: "This is probably the worst 10 day period for the president in the polls his entire second term. The numbers are just atrocious ... when your best poll has you 14 points underwater, you know it's truly bad and it's as bad as 26 points underwater ... -43 with independents! They despise him."
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Man won a narrow plurality of the vote, and immediately and very predictably started plummeting, and so many people and institutions who had no real need to go that far, even on the most cynical and cowardly of self-serving rationales, decided to chain themselves to the deck of a sinking ship.
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I think about this Tweet often 😂
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I think about this Tweet often 😂
Please try therapy before doing this.
we are in hell. www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ar...
The world’s first AI dating cafe is opening in NY this December
Imagine sipping a latte under dim lights—except your date isn’t across the table as a person, but glowing from your phone. This December, New York City will host the world’s first AI dating café, a cl...
www.yahoo.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Please try therapy before doing this.
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Everyone needs to put this on blast.
'People forget what Khashoggi was investigating when he was murdered. He was writing about Kushner turning over classified info to MBS, who used it to hunt down, arrest and murder his opponents.'
h/t @cocacolakid
h/t @cocacolakid
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Everyone needs to put this on blast.
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The "tetraethly lead made gen X into fascists" idea is so much funnier once you look at the chemical structure
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
The "tetraethly lead made gen X into fascists" idea is so much funnier once you look at the chemical structure