A Very Hipster Viking Amy Christmas
@lasrina.bsky.social
She/her. Looks like she’d know where the Parmesan cheese is.
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Snowsnoot
December 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Snowsnoot
We need to bring back the thing where we used to write off specious arguments by saying “cool story, bro.”
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
We need to bring back the thing where we used to write off specious arguments by saying “cool story, bro.”
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I am brimming with holiday spirit
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I am brimming with holiday spirit
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
I drove past a house with one of those twelve-foot skeletons in the front yard with a Santa hat and a beard on it, and the first thing my brain presented to me was “OMG Santa is NAKED”
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I drove past a house with one of those twelve-foot skeletons in the front yard with a Santa hat and a beard on it, and the first thing my brain presented to me was “OMG Santa is NAKED”
I’m the world’s most dangerous predator, Bella
December 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’m the world’s most dangerous predator, Bella
Girldog’s response to the other dogs going off at the UPS truck was to squint her eyes tightly shut and pretend to snore.
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Girldog’s response to the other dogs going off at the UPS truck was to squint her eyes tightly shut and pretend to snore.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Doing the things a spider can
What’s he like? It’s not important
Spider-Man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he’s underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Spider-Man
Doing the things a spider can
What’s he like? It’s not important
Spider-Man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he’s underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Spider-Man
December 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Doing the things a spider can
What’s he like? It’s not important
Spider-Man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he’s underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Spider-Man
Doing the things a spider can
What’s he like? It’s not important
Spider-Man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he’s underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Spider-Man
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Bluesky is still wonderful
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Bluesky is still wonderful
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My morning has been artfully immortalized.
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My morning has been artfully immortalized.
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For a while, they said if you needed tech help, ask a 10yo. But current 10-20yos didn't have to explore and click around and futz with things to get them to work, so if it's not immediately obvious, they can't do it.
Basically if you're 30-50 you're just doing tech support for everyone forever.
Basically if you're 30-50 you're just doing tech support for everyone forever.
What we say is their kids know the tech of a phone. If it’s not on the phone they struggle
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
For a while, they said if you needed tech help, ask a 10yo. But current 10-20yos didn't have to explore and click around and futz with things to get them to work, so if it's not immediately obvious, they can't do it.
Basically if you're 30-50 you're just doing tech support for everyone forever.
Basically if you're 30-50 you're just doing tech support for everyone forever.
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me when i'm just trying to fall asleep
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
me when i'm just trying to fall asleep
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
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Sunday Morning Corgi
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sunday Morning Corgi
Just watched Boydog deliberately scoot the entire dog bed closer to @ksonney.redwombat.social.ap.brid.gy before lying down.
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Just watched Boydog deliberately scoot the entire dog bed closer to @ksonney.redwombat.social.ap.brid.gy before lying down.
Good morning, it’s time for snuggles
December 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Good morning, it’s time for snuggles
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After _extensive_ discussion, my partner and I have agreed that John is Morticia's older sibling's child, making him Wednesday and Pugley's older cousin.
We further speculate that Morticia's side of the family are carnies and that's where she and John both picked up knife work.
We further speculate that Morticia's side of the family are carnies and that's where she and John both picked up knife work.
we are watching the addams family (1991) and i am suddenly intensely curious about whether the addams underground network ever connects with the john wick underground network
December 7, 2025 at 8:33 AM
After _extensive_ discussion, my partner and I have agreed that John is Morticia's older sibling's child, making him Wednesday and Pugley's older cousin.
We further speculate that Morticia's side of the family are carnies and that's where she and John both picked up knife work.
We further speculate that Morticia's side of the family are carnies and that's where she and John both picked up knife work.
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I feel like "municipal fundraiser for the right to burn down the goat on Christmas Eve" is a reasonable compromise tbh
December 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I feel like "municipal fundraiser for the right to burn down the goat on Christmas Eve" is a reasonable compromise tbh
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
did… did the dog write this recipe
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Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
February 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:
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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
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you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese
This has lived rent-free in my head since 1980
Bread, Milk and Butter (1972), dir. Jim Simon, Wantu Studios
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This has lived rent-free in my head since 1980