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A Very Hipster Viking Amy Christmas
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She/her. Looks like she’d know where the Parmesan cheese is.
Any other president, any two random sentences of this statement would have gotten a solid week in the news cycle.
December 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
(the true answer your question is, unfortunately, although they are very small, there are many more than I wish to be sharing a house with.)
December 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You’re welcome to go up and look if you want. They’re right over there behind the cask of amontillado
December 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Seriously, my first thought was “good news, guys, we’ve created the simulacrum of your dead loved one from the Black Mirror episode Don’t Create A Simulacrum Of Your Dead Loved One.”
December 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Primarily.
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
So much laundry
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
But my dry delivery was impeccable
December 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ooh, you know what else? You could give the cut direct to Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull at social functions.
December 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Uhh I just found this out about Frontline in the southeastern US as well.
December 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
CONFIRM
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Extremely correct AND at the same time a lot of the criticism out there feels like, if this were M/F, we would not be having this discussion.
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You know they're going to save the day... you don't know what it's going to cost them.
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Sometime when I'm thoroughly hydrated and not to busy to cry a lot, yeah.
December 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
In my next life I’m going to become a critic so I can get paid to say things like “I would like this piece of media better if it were a different piece of media aimed at a different audience and telling a different story.”
but this? shut the fuck up. guess what, my man, gorgeous young 22 year olds like to fuck. And queer people deserve love stories that are sexy and horny. a "chaste kiss" please be for real.
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
And the way TWS made it very obvious onscreen that one character/side in every fight is ruthlessly pursuing a KILL, and the other is trying to PROTECT/STOP, is not actually dissimilar to how you can convey through a sex scene what the characters want! You get me, right? You get me.
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
P.S. This also goes to--stay with me here--what elevates a bam-pow-CGI superhero movie to an art form. As the CA:TWS writers noted, you know he's not gonna die here, okay, he's friggin' Cap, the essential conflict has to be something else, like is he gonna save his friend?
December 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Yessssssssss
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
You could argue that every story is will-they-or-won't-they on some level. Will they [defeat the Empire] [survive the shipwreck] [solve the mystery] [find redemption]? And you mostly know they're gonna, but *how* the writer answers that is the craft (and also the part AI is never gonna grasp).
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM