Emily
@becausechaucer.bsky.social
Proverbs 27:14 | definitely not a vampire | not as into Chaucer as it sounds from the name | ask before adding me to lists/packs/etc
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🎶And I can see you
Your bronze shield shining in the sun
Your hair all black and a nifty little kilt on
i can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of Sumer have gone🎶
Your bronze shield shining in the sun
Your hair all black and a nifty little kilt on
i can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of Sumer have gone🎶
December 5, 2025 at 8:55 AM
🎶And I can see you
Your bronze shield shining in the sun
Your hair all black and a nifty little kilt on
i can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of Sumer have gone🎶
Your bronze shield shining in the sun
Your hair all black and a nifty little kilt on
i can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of Sumer have gone🎶
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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Nyakatsugawa-kun, a traditionally-dressed cat, is the mascot of Nakatsugawa City in Japan. His head is a kurikinton, a local chestnut sweet.
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Nyakatsugawa-kun, a traditionally-dressed cat, is the mascot of Nakatsugawa City in Japan. His head is a kurikinton, a local chestnut sweet.
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The bread man.
📸 chleemandy
📸 chleemandy
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The bread man.
📸 chleemandy
📸 chleemandy
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One of the best feelings in life is that feeling of frenzied infatuation you have at the beginning of a new creative project.
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
One of the best feelings in life is that feeling of frenzied infatuation you have at the beginning of a new creative project.
This photo answers the question "What if a Muppet was also a knife"
I just came across my photos of this heron using its pointy face dagger to catch and eat a chipmunk. 😬 Today I feel like the chipmunk
#birds 🌿
#birds 🌿
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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director: No R! No R in "born"!
half the choir: immediately starts singing a gentle arrangement of Wexford Carol in an exaggerated Boston accent
half the choir: immediately starts singing a gentle arrangement of Wexford Carol in an exaggerated Boston accent
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
director: No R! No R in "born"!
half the choir: immediately starts singing a gentle arrangement of Wexford Carol in an exaggerated Boston accent
half the choir: immediately starts singing a gentle arrangement of Wexford Carol in an exaggerated Boston accent
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i need to hear from other people in ministry, any type, who have cared for babies
I once found myself holding a Torah in its full regalia in a service & having to really concentrate in order to refrain from gently bouncing it like a baby.
December 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i need to hear from other people in ministry, any type, who have cared for babies
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Well well well, look what just appeared in the files. This can only mean one thing
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Well well well, look what just appeared in the files. This can only mean one thing
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King John was not a good man
He had his little ways,
& sometimes no one spoke to him
for days & days & days.
& round about December
The menu for his feast
Which offered all the Christmas feels
& brought on lots of joyful squeals
At one time had 10k eels!
And later that increased.
🗃️🧪
He had his little ways,
& sometimes no one spoke to him
for days & days & days.
& round about December
The menu for his feast
Which offered all the Christmas feels
& brought on lots of joyful squeals
At one time had 10k eels!
And later that increased.
🗃️🧪
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
King John was not a good man
He had his little ways,
& sometimes no one spoke to him
for days & days & days.
& round about December
The menu for his feast
Which offered all the Christmas feels
& brought on lots of joyful squeals
At one time had 10k eels!
And later that increased.
🗃️🧪
He had his little ways,
& sometimes no one spoke to him
for days & days & days.
& round about December
The menu for his feast
Which offered all the Christmas feels
& brought on lots of joyful squeals
At one time had 10k eels!
And later that increased.
🗃️🧪
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Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
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I cackle every time the picture I tweeted like 4 years ago of a page from a Lindy West book that made me scream with laughter, which subsequently exploded on like nineteen different platforms, recirculates past my eyeballs again
my brother sent it to me on Instagram once not knowing I took it 😂
my brother sent it to me on Instagram once not knowing I took it 😂
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I cackle every time the picture I tweeted like 4 years ago of a page from a Lindy West book that made me scream with laughter, which subsequently exploded on like nineteen different platforms, recirculates past my eyeballs again
my brother sent it to me on Instagram once not knowing I took it 😂
my brother sent it to me on Instagram once not knowing I took it 😂
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EARLY CAT: What that?
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
EARLY CAT: What that?
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them.
EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish.
HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly-
EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON-
HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.
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Put on your hat and mittens - it's the coldest Recall Thursday yet, America.
December 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Put on your hat and mittens - it's the coldest Recall Thursday yet, America.
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I Know What You Did Last Sumer
Students and staff at Trinity College Dublin have produced the world's first film in the ancient - and dead - Sumerian language
Watch: TCD debuts world's first film in ancient Sumerian
Students and staff at Trinity College Dublin have produced the world's first film in the ancient - and dead - Sumerian language.
www.rte.ie
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I Know What You Did Last Sumer
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WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
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My kids keep begging for an elf to visit our house like they do their friends’ houses but like I’m sorry you will not be pleased when you wake up and the milk has curdled and our cattle die of miasma exposure but that’s what happens when you invite the duine uasal into your home.
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My kids keep begging for an elf to visit our house like they do their friends’ houses but like I’m sorry you will not be pleased when you wake up and the milk has curdled and our cattle die of miasma exposure but that’s what happens when you invite the duine uasal into your home.
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The DM started describing a thieves cant symbol
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
The DM started describing a thieves cant symbol
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
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Moses: oh hey you're back early
Tzipporah: foreskin's haunted.
Moses: what?
Tzipporah: *grabbing knife* foreskin's haunted.
Tzipporah: foreskin's haunted.
Moses: what?
Tzipporah: *grabbing knife* foreskin's haunted.
December 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Moses: oh hey you're back early
Tzipporah: foreskin's haunted.
Moses: what?
Tzipporah: *grabbing knife* foreskin's haunted.
Tzipporah: foreskin's haunted.
Moses: what?
Tzipporah: *grabbing knife* foreskin's haunted.
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"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
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Oh hey @xkcd.com built a flow chart of #ExecutiveFunctionTheft !
xkcd.com/3175/
(banging head against the wall)
xkcd.com/3175/
(banging head against the wall)
Website Task Flowchart
xkcd.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Oh hey @xkcd.com built a flow chart of #ExecutiveFunctionTheft !
xkcd.com/3175/
(banging head against the wall)
xkcd.com/3175/
(banging head against the wall)
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Faint heart never won fair himbo.
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Faint heart never won fair himbo.