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Maimonides, as in the 12th Century Jewish philosopher - and Nutz as in “Deez Nutz.” (I’m not Maimonides but I’m definitely Nutz)

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Baby Boy Monaghan @babyboymonaghan.bsky.social · 52m

The Gemara asks if Moses was ever mistaken. Rabbi Eliezer ben Hyrcanus answers that Moses once supposed his noses was roses. What does this mean? Rabbi Yehoshua ben Ḥananya answers that when that happened, Moses supposed erroneously.

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 48m

Imagine being permanently marked by an artist who resents you 🤷‍♀️

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 49m

It’s wild to me that people have my designs permanently tattooed on their skin, it’s even wilder to me that they did it without my permission and without compensation

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 17h

me: anyone can do art! 😃
tech bros: *create art machine that burns down the entire world*
me: no not like that

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Nat is in the valley of the shadow of death @natlaowai.bsky.social · Jul 30

Wait, there's nothing new under the sun?

Never has been.

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · Jul 30

An astronaut staring at the earth saying “wait, it’s all vanity?” And an astronaut behind them is holding a gun to their head saying “always has been”

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 1d

I caved in and made more merch with this design. They are 4x4 vinyl stickers. I’ve got 75 of them. I’m thinking ~ 5/5.50 shipped.

Watch this space

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 1d

Did I forget to mention this here??? Just gotta find the right platform to sell em

A bag of stickers that show two women beheading a man (derived from a painting of Judith and Holofernes by Artemisia Gentleschi) with the caption “I give great head”

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 1d

There is nothing new under the pumpkin

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 2d

It was on a lawn and the lawn sprinklers went off haha

maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 2d

It was the excitement of the day

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 2d

I always feel a little awkward about not being shomer when I’m around my friend on Chag…until this year when the sprinklers went on in the sukkah, now I feel like a hero

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 2d

Korach—it’s representing the story of Korach

maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 2d

Joining the battle between arrogance and the ground on the side of the ground.

(ps: potential first new Nutz design since 2023? 🤷‍♀️)

A simple line drawing of a stick figure being swallowed by a flat line (the ground). The ground has a glaring eye

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 3d

Time to play a game called “how long until nutz burns through two years of good will”

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 3d

being a reliable and dependable employee has gotten me nothing except bad coworkers and hours on Yom Kippur…so ladies and gentlemen, I have decided to become a Problem thank you

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 3d

Thank u 🥲

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Kiya Nicoll @kiyanicoll.bsky.social · 3d

I did not know I needed "Ecclesiastes, but make it Ariel" but I am living for it. Delightful.

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Kiya Nicoll @kiyanicoll.bsky.social · 3d

Ecclesiastes, but make it Disney.

maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 4d

🎶 Under the Sun
Under the Sun
All day we toil
Dead flies ruin oil
Might as well just have fun

Poor or wealthy we all die
Lords and ladies cheat and lie
One thing is certain
Life is a burden
Under the Sun 🎶

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 4d

“So I’ve been around a lot here
Now I just need a break
You think you might know a lot yeah
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
And try to find something new
You’ll see there’s nothing to find here
So what else is a man to do?”

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Shammai @shammaiintl.bsky.social · 4d

I look forward to Ursula's rendition of Lamentations as "Poor Unfortunate City"

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 4d

lmaoooo that’s amazing. I may need help with that one because I don’t know the song as well 🥲

maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you 🥲

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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 4d

Perfect

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Will "scifantasy" Frank @scifantasy.bsky.social · 4d

Nothing is new here, not much to do here...

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