maimonides nutz
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Maimonides, as in the 12th Century Jewish philosopher - and Nutz as in “Deez Nutz.” (I’m not Maimonides but I’m definitely Nutz)
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Hello new visitors! If you’re thinking of following, please note that while I occasionally take a principled stance, I mostly just shitpost about the Talmud
One time I read a book by a Christian Theologist that claimed “Jews don’t know the real meaning of Passover”
The hell I don’t! Obviously the real meaning of Passover is vacuuming the ceiling just in case a bread particle got up there
The hell I don’t! Obviously the real meaning of Passover is vacuuming the ceiling just in case a bread particle got up there
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
One time I read a book by a Christian Theologist that claimed “Jews don’t know the real meaning of Passover”
The hell I don’t! Obviously the real meaning of Passover is vacuuming the ceiling just in case a bread particle got up there
The hell I don’t! Obviously the real meaning of Passover is vacuuming the ceiling just in case a bread particle got up there
Kale has three stages: young plant, good to eat, your neighbors are calling 911 because they think they smell a dead body
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Kale has three stages: young plant, good to eat, your neighbors are calling 911 because they think they smell a dead body
If your religious landscape casts no shadows, then you just haven’t shaded it yet.
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If your religious landscape casts no shadows, then you just haven’t shaded it yet.
Fish fear me and men don’t know what to do with me
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Fish fear me and men don’t know what to do with me
Yesterday a woman came up to the register with a price tag where she had clearly crossed off the price and put the price she wanted to pay. I almost sold it to her just because of the boldness of the move.
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Yesterday a woman came up to the register with a price tag where she had clearly crossed off the price and put the price she wanted to pay. I almost sold it to her just because of the boldness of the move.
I think I missed this! But what a great contribution to frog-drash 🐸
I am pleased to have found the works of @museum.of.emilyk.art
I am pleased to have found the works of @museum.of.emilyk.art
→ RIGHTEOUS FROG PRINT NOW IN THE SHOP ←
11x14 inches: $24
16x20 inches: $26.50
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11x14 inches: $24
16x20 inches: $26.50
All shop orders over $40 get free shipping!
www.emilyk.art/product/tzef...
Tzefarde'a Tzedek - Frog of Righteousness - Emily K • Cartoonist & Illustrator
A calligraphic representation of the Rabbinical commentary on the Plague of Frogs, with Hebrew and English in the shape of the Portland Frog.
www.emilyk.art
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I think I missed this! But what a great contribution to frog-drash 🐸
I am pleased to have found the works of @museum.of.emilyk.art
I am pleased to have found the works of @museum.of.emilyk.art
I’m sorry…but what the h*ck is a “boy leaning” book??
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I’m sorry…but what the h*ck is a “boy leaning” book??
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Maimonides Nutz is another great Jewish artist who puts out subversive work that presents Torah in interesting ways. Give her a follow and buy her work, or send her a tip.
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November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Maimonides Nutz is another great Jewish artist who puts out subversive work that presents Torah in interesting ways. Give her a follow and buy her work, or send her a tip.
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GET YOU ONE OF THESE
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November 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
GET YOU ONE OF THESE
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November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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$5.50 each
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Reading it like this from now on
It’s like he was in the middle of his pity party rant when he realized Gd had walked into the room.
“This sucks! Jerusalem has been abandoned and nothing will ever be good again…but the Lord is the best and will make everything right like always. Amen”
(Edited 10:54 AM via @skeetsapp.com)
“This sucks! Jerusalem has been abandoned and nothing will ever be good again…but the Lord is the best and will make everything right like always. Amen”
(Edited 10:54 AM via @skeetsapp.com)
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Reading it like this from now on
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November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Here's the details:
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Venmo: mnutz-69613
They will be shipped by stamped mail
Leave your address in the notes
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PayPal is available too but it will be $6.50 to cover their fee
$5.50 each
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PayPal is available too but it will be $6.50 to cover their fee
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she made art for free, tip her
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I hope you’re all happy, for I have paid with my soul
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
she made art for free, tip her
Concept: a Games Done Quick style speed run but it’s just davening Ma’ariv on Yom Kippur
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Concept: a Games Done Quick style speed run but it’s just davening Ma’ariv on Yom Kippur
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TIP YOUR ARTISTS, PEOPLE 💸🎆
If you have enjoyed this contribution to Torah, tips may be sent to mnutz-69613 on Venmo
I hope you’re all happy, for I have paid with my soul
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
TIP YOUR ARTISTS, PEOPLE 💸🎆
Lamentations 3 is always curious to me, because it goes from terrifying imagery to alarmingly positive in the course of a few lines. It kind of reads to me like this:
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Lamentations 3 is always curious to me, because it goes from terrifying imagery to alarmingly positive in the course of a few lines. It kind of reads to me like this:
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the grim intentionality in Abrabubu's face really shines through
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
the grim intentionality in Abrabubu's face really shines through
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This too is torah
I hope you’re all happy, for I have paid with my soul
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
This too is torah
ICYMI: the internet dared me to draw the binding of Isaac but with Labubus and I have no sense of sanctity so I did it
I hope you’re all happy, for I have paid with my soul
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
ICYMI: the internet dared me to draw the binding of Isaac but with Labubus and I have no sense of sanctity so I did it
If you have enjoyed this contribution to Torah, tips may be sent to mnutz-69613 on Venmo
I hope you’re all happy, for I have paid with my soul
November 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If you have enjoyed this contribution to Torah, tips may be sent to mnutz-69613 on Venmo
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omg it keeps getting worse/better the longer I look at it
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
omg it keeps getting worse/better the longer I look at it
The idea of drawing the binding of Isaac but they’re all labubus just came to me so if this post gets 20 likes I’ll do it
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The idea of drawing the binding of Isaac but they’re all labubus just came to me so if this post gets 20 likes I’ll do it
On the inside I’m a very devout Goth, but on the outside I just bought floral print menorah candles from rifle paper co
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
On the inside I’m a very devout Goth, but on the outside I just bought floral print menorah candles from rifle paper co
All Costco weekly deals emails highlight the expensive stuff but I want the math word problem deals…I don’t want to know that I can get a stove for $3,000! Tell me how many apples I can get for 20 dollars
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
All Costco weekly deals emails highlight the expensive stuff but I want the math word problem deals…I don’t want to know that I can get a stove for $3,000! Tell me how many apples I can get for 20 dollars
I’ve given up on dating and I am using that energy to imagine a world for myself that doesn’t involve a long-term partner. However, I do still like when I meet potential suitors, because every interaction helps reinforce my theory that I might be better off without one
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I’ve given up on dating and I am using that energy to imagine a world for myself that doesn’t involve a long-term partner. However, I do still like when I meet potential suitors, because every interaction helps reinforce my theory that I might be better off without one