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Emily! rusalka spirit haunting your local river (she/her) #dnd, jewsky, history, that gay shit, burgeoning radio nerd, bekrija klezmerstyle.itch.io

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RAIN.

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give them little gold stars

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oh damn, the Bombers ended up winning that one?

maybe going to bed early was the charm lol

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as a person who typed turtles.bas out of the back of 3-2-1 Contact magazine back in the day I could not be more proud

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no kings but 1 Kings 2:10

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let the man eat his crayons

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currently reading "How I Became King of the Wa-Kikuyu" by John Boyes and my man legit got a quest in a tavern

He held out his hand and remarked " Well how are things down
South?" I replied
" How do you know that I come from the south?
"
He laughed and remarked
"
It is only people from the .south you would
see walking about here without a coat on." ; '
Eight," I said,
"
1
ihave not worn a coat for months, come in and have a drink." I found
that it was a hotel run by a Greek, and that he was the only guest
staying there, I do not think that there were more than a dozen
white men living in Mombasa in those days. As we sat down 1
could see that he had been drinking very heavily, and he remarked
" You are just the man I have been looking for, you are going with
me on my expedition to Uganda." I replied
"
Right," when do we
start?
" He replied
" As soon as we can, we will have to get busy
to-morrow, the Sudanese troops have mutinied in Uganda, and have
shot a number of their officers. They are a bad lot so we must get
away as soon as possible.'

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impressively specific

Davy Crocket Tactical Thermonuclear Weapon Launcher
Infantry Disruptor

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on the plus side, no reason to feel any guilt plinkin' them off of fenceposts

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lost member of Dethklok

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damnedest thing is, she did end up selling the entire collection for about $4000

but it was a LOT of dead weight between moves

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this was my ex's grandmother with Precious Moments and Snow Babies

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setting up an enfilade of beach balls

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so close to batting 100

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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 1d

tbh I don't think this is that niche but man we gotta make LIVING accessible for people who don't have smart phones and/or data. I'm talking bus schedules, restaurant menus, doing your laundry, accessing social security and unemployment, all of it. we goddamn GOTTA dude

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 2d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 1d

and like, the 85mph speed limit in northern North Dakota is wicked fun and makes sense because there really isn't anybody else on the road

but they studied it and approved it

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holy shit tell me you bought that

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like on long-distance interstate trips I will go five over, but every time someone zips around me clearly going 85 in a 65 I just kind of wave and say "okay, cowboy"

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one entire side of my family thinks they're very smart geniuses because they like driving 20+ over any time they can and my rebellion has been being a career right-lane driver

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speed limits actually mean something

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 2d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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like from the automatic ice makers in freezers

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that whole "your body, my choice" thing took root hard with a lot of those folks

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getting my title switched over is also severing the last thing I had tying me to my ex, so I guess I'm 100% free now

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welp, three years later and I finally registered my car in Indiana

guess I'm here

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lmfao when it gets really quiet at work and you realize that you forgot to go home