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AdrienneHope
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I still just want to make shit and do art until the seas rise to reclaim us. Jewish nature witch & div student, she/her
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We All Possess A Spark Of The Divine—And That May Not Be A Good Thing
I was wondering why I never got into the habit of taking Nutmeg for long walks the way I did with Pumpkin and now I can safely say it is because he uses half a roll of dog poop bags getting around the block and then comes home with even more energy.
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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My favorite things about Passover are: themes of liberation, matzoh ball soup, and *checks writing on hand* the annual hunt and slaying of the Pillsbury Dough Boy
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Debating which rabbi I personally know is the funniest candidate to be my Uno Reverse for supersessionist readings of the Old Testament by arguing that someone else entirely is the actual messiah secretly being foreshadowed.
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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"nothing against the cohanim, but this sacrifice could have been a prayer"
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Every time I see a headline about "boat strike" I am left disappointed that it is not a marine-based labor movement.
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I got a warmies to try to mimic the weight of sleeping with Pumpkin but it is too light and also does not put all of its weight on one foot positioned either on my neck or my boob.
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Tonight, Senate Republicans — aided by eight Democrats — passed a funding bill that will raise healthcare premiums for millions of Americans and leave some families without health care at all.

Let's discuss.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Imagine snubbing your hosts with the liquor equivalent of Chili's To Go
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Apparently I am too pox-ridden to attend graduate school, even though everyone had to provide proof of immunity to enroll.
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Idk wtf this deal is but if these assholes bent at the knee and I still don't get grocery money for November I will scream.
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
On one hand, everyone else tells me shingles is extremely painful, but I am not really in much pain because of all the nerve pain medication I was already taking.
On the other hand, not being in much pain definitely delayed treatment.
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Nothing says Going Through It™️ like a trip to the toy store with a hospital bracelet
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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12/ A good alternative would be to stop this silly generational cohort business altogether.
26. "Gen Alpha" seems to have become an accepted name for the cohort following Gen Z, but there is no reason to keep going with this trend. Come up with better names.
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This too is torah
I hope you’re all happy, for I have paid with my soul
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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I hope you’re all happy, for I have paid with my soul
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I fell asleep without giving Nutmeg his dinner and he's just sleeping next to me, not saying anything.

Pumpkin would never have allowed such a thing.
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Okay, I emailed another student who leads the queer club about the problematic case study, and I am letting this go so I can enjoy my nice pigeon documentary.
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I just want all the owners of pit mixes to know that the owners of little fluffy dogs are not crossing the street because we are afraid of your dogs, it's because we know our dogs are assholes.
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Had several classmates suggest I would not be good at chaplaincy bc I called out that using an anti-trans propaganda video was not an appropriate case study for providing care to trans people, but then I also texted another classmate and offered them exactly what they needed when they needed it.
November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
A co-op but it's just that everyone gets jars to split a gallon of milk five ways because no one can use that much milk alone
November 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Realizing I did not check the projected highs for today before choosing an outfit with a wool sweater, but glad I remembered before leaving the house
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM