bonque, ben
@kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social
They/them
Bi enough
Statistician/mathematician with physics and Xtian theology experience
CIO of Jacurutu's Municipal Water Utility
My hyperfixation is Shaul ha Melekh, who did NOTHING WRONG
Bi enough
Statistician/mathematician with physics and Xtian theology experience
CIO of Jacurutu's Municipal Water Utility
My hyperfixation is Shaul ha Melekh, who did NOTHING WRONG
Pinned
Me rn: I know nothing! I'm a worthless fraud! They should use my body and brain for compost! 😭😭😭😭
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foreskin that grows like hair or nails so you have to get it trimmed regularly
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
foreskin that grows like hair or nails so you have to get it trimmed regularly
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
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Kant: “Don’t lie to the axe murderer at the door.”
Mishnah: “Yo, what the fuck?”
Mishnah: “Yo, what the fuck?”
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Kant: “Don’t lie to the axe murderer at the door.”
Mishnah: “Yo, what the fuck?”
Mishnah: “Yo, what the fuck?”
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Cat halachah: One must establish use of it via custom, and then shun it.
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Cat halachah: One must establish use of it via custom, and then shun it.
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Please try every cookie you want to try.
(In the Talmud we're taught that we'll be held to account in the world to come for every good thing we refused to eat or drink, so if you choose *not* to try every cookie you want to try, you might want to start planning how're you'll explain yourself.)
(In the Talmud we're taught that we'll be held to account in the world to come for every good thing we refused to eat or drink, so if you choose *not* to try every cookie you want to try, you might want to start planning how're you'll explain yourself.)
NEW: Dr. Oz is quite literally telling his federal employees to eat less.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services employees.
Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less
“You don't have to try every cookie on the holiday table,” wrote Mehmet Oz in an email to all Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services staffers.
www.wired.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Please try every cookie you want to try.
(In the Talmud we're taught that we'll be held to account in the world to come for every good thing we refused to eat or drink, so if you choose *not* to try every cookie you want to try, you might want to start planning how're you'll explain yourself.)
(In the Talmud we're taught that we'll be held to account in the world to come for every good thing we refused to eat or drink, so if you choose *not* to try every cookie you want to try, you might want to start planning how're you'll explain yourself.)
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me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
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some dope accidental forced perspective going on here aieeee room-size monster cat destroying life-size nasa robots
December 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
some dope accidental forced perspective going on here aieeee room-size monster cat destroying life-size nasa robots
During a break at Nuke School, I overheard a few of my students talking about how we should nuke Iran and whatnot. I was livid. The next hour, I cancelled my lesson plan and pulled up the material we had on Chernobyl and showed them pics of survivors. "This is what you're wishing on fellow humans."
December 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
During a break at Nuke School, I overheard a few of my students talking about how we should nuke Iran and whatnot. I was livid. The next hour, I cancelled my lesson plan and pulled up the material we had on Chernobyl and showed them pics of survivors. "This is what you're wishing on fellow humans."
The processes behind the harm from acute radiation poisoning and long term stochastic effects are completely different. The only thing they have in common is that energetic particles physically rearrange bits of you
For God's sake, Dyatlov, who came a whisker from dying of acute poisoning, lived to be 64, which counts as old age in the Soviet Union.
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The processes behind the harm from acute radiation poisoning and long term stochastic effects are completely different. The only thing they have in common is that energetic particles physically rearrange bits of you
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For God's sake, Dyatlov, who came a whisker from dying of acute poisoning, lived to be 64, which counts as old age in the Soviet Union.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
For God's sake, Dyatlov, who came a whisker from dying of acute poisoning, lived to be 64, which counts as old age in the Soviet Union.
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"How many people died from Chernobyl?" is a question with an answer that spans orders of magnitude because it turns out it's impossible to tell whether a liquidator or local resident who died of cancer was caused by radiation or genetics or just living in highly polluted Soviet Ukraine.
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"How many people died from Chernobyl?" is a question with an answer that spans orders of magnitude because it turns out it's impossible to tell whether a liquidator or local resident who died of cancer was caused by radiation or genetics or just living in highly polluted Soviet Ukraine.
How am I following so many Birds fans?
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
How am I following so many Birds fans?
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a world without trans people has never existed and never will
April 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
a world without trans people has never existed and never will
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doing a standing ovation when i see the phrase anthony steward head as giles
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
doing a standing ovation when i see the phrase anthony steward head as giles
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December 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Boss, during meting: "ok, wait, I gotta ask, Mike, what's going on with those socks?"
Me: "they've got the London Underground map. They're tube socks."
Me: "they've got the London Underground map. They're tube socks."
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Boss, during meting: "ok, wait, I gotta ask, Mike, what's going on with those socks?"
Me: "they've got the London Underground map. They're tube socks."
Me: "they've got the London Underground map. They're tube socks."
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tonight while recording a guest spot on a podcast i experienced an unacceptable level of disrespect from one of the hosts. so i decided to do what felt right for me and i left. i didn’t need to stick around to show i’m “tough” or “thick skinned.” i reminded myself that no one is owed my time.
December 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
tonight while recording a guest spot on a podcast i experienced an unacceptable level of disrespect from one of the hosts. so i decided to do what felt right for me and i left. i didn’t need to stick around to show i’m “tough” or “thick skinned.” i reminded myself that no one is owed my time.
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With respect to a box made for litter, both agree he may abut. They dispute regarding a box not made for litter. Abbayye said "He may abut," for lo, the carpet is soiled regardless. Rava said "He may not abut," for the human, wanting to move the box, is likely to place his hand on the wall of it.
December 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
With respect to a box made for litter, both agree he may abut. They dispute regarding a box not made for litter. Abbayye said "He may abut," for lo, the carpet is soiled regardless. Rava said "He may not abut," for the human, wanting to move the box, is likely to place his hand on the wall of it.
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jrr tolkien was the first to say "go birds." not many people know this
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
jrr tolkien was the first to say "go birds." not many people know this
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I hate that this makes me sound like a War on Christmas crank, but can you see how filing the serial numbers off of Christmas traditions and insisting they’re really for everyone is actually worse than just saying you’re celebrating Christmas?
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I hate that this makes me sound like a War on Christmas crank, but can you see how filing the serial numbers off of Christmas traditions and insisting they’re really for everyone is actually worse than just saying you’re celebrating Christmas?
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Someone check my litter tray, I think I ate some rings by mistake...
December 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Someone check my litter tray, I think I ate some rings by mistake...
I think I would have enjoyed being a burrowing mammal
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I think I would have enjoyed being a burrowing mammal
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guy listening to too much emo rap is suffering from Post Maloneliness
December 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
guy listening to too much emo rap is suffering from Post Maloneliness