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Modern Orthodox Designed Only for eXcoriating rebuttals. (Just kidding. I try to keep things polite.)
It's so freeing to be on a site that believes in content moderation.
Elphaba. Yes, she‘s flirting. But she’s also 100% serious when she says, “let me slip into something more comfortable.”
some captchas are particularly humiliating

is the fact that I’m searching for “elphaba sex cardigan” not proof enough that I’m not a robot for you, google

do I also have to click on two pictures of a bus
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I have a joke about Judith, but I’m worried people will lose their heads over it.
I have a joke about Jael, but I have no stake in its reception.
I have a joke about Balaam, but telling it makes me look like such an ass.
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“So. I heard you ‘Traditional Catholics’ had an issue with the Vatican II liturgy.”
“Part. Of. A. Team.”
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
300 years ago, wars were fought over a fraction of the contents of your average grocery store spice isle. The average citizen has easy access to a more varied diet than royalty from the 18th century.
Throughout history technological developments have promised great wealth for all. However this has proved widely over optimistic. Farming, the industrial revolution, automation, the internet and now ai. Greater wealth has only been for those who control the means and systems. The rest get poorer
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I thought that for most of my life. I was disabused of the notion when I went to a museum with life-sized animal sculptures.
Most people think of moose as "a big dear" and not "slightly smaller than an asiatic elephant".
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
If I’m spending $100k on a personal vehicle it better have a smuggler’s compartment and a consistently functional hyperdrive. And a replicator would be nice, too.
if i'm spending $100k on a personal vehicle it better have dynamic hyperspectral camouflage and synthetic myomer strength enhancements
if I'm spending $100K on a personal vehicle it better be bipedal and have hardpoints for a brace of PPCs
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I view this hypothetical as a, “try to get the British palace guard to laugh,” situation, but with monks and their vows of celibacy.
[old professor voice] a key thing to understand about Western culture is a remarkable amount of mental energy has been dedicated to wondering “what if we put a hot girl in church?”
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I think it helps that most of the time, when Flambae acts like a jerk the game (usually through Robert) punishes him for it, and the times it doesn’t are when him being a jerk is also kind of funny. (It also helps that even the Z-Team get annoyed when he’s excessively mean.)
... isn't particularly rewarding. Visi doesn't improve as a hero until she makes an effort to open up and let down her walls. Phenomeman took out his depression on others (but mostly himself) until given a constructive outlet via the Z-Team. Flambae's a douche, but he has a soft spot for kids.
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I’m pretty sure it’s presenting, so I’m just going to look away. I have no desire to see cybertrucks mating.
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I wonder if calling it, “lore,” is a bit of a Freudian Slip. It’s not usually a word used to describe information in a nonfiction context.
I don't know what's more unhinged, the repeating lies peddled about me for years now, or the "I saw Goody Proctor Dancing with the Devil!" response.
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This was the response to a rabbi asking Christians not to use Hebrew words for their institutions since it’s confusing for Jews trying to find Jewish institutions. And here I thought I wouldn’t get to use my old supersession meme.
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I do enjoy these takes straight out of vintage Twitter. You can have your idiosyncrasies, but I don’t think eating sushi is an endorsement of Imperial Japan.
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
@jasonlehn.bsky.social your occasional reminder that you’re great and deserve the best.
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Are they insane? You can’t just up the loko level by 25% three days before Thanksgiving. The results will be catastrophic.
they're adding a fifth loko
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Hot take: making your own country worse to disincentivize immigration defeats the stated purpose of decreasing immigration. (And if your opposition to immigration is the other reason, is it really worth it to shoot yourself in the foot just so you can be more racist?)
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Asgore Dreemur’s boss fight music is pitch shifted half a tone, so if you want to replicate it on a keyboard you would need to similarly pitch shift it.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The Ancient Greek philosophy of relationships strikes again.
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
They’re giving drugs last names now? (Also I’m pretty sure this was one of the senators in the Old Republic.)
“Ask your doctor about Opdivo Qvantig” Okay but I’m worried she’ll think I’m having a stroke
November 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
We imported an offshore racist to buy Twitter and he immediately outsourced racism to foreigners who don’t understand American tastes. Foreign racism leaves the American palate unsatisfied. We don’t want to hear about “inferior Slavs.” We have our own groups to hate.
Literally the reason Twitter sucks now is all these foreigners logged on willing to do racism for pennies on the dollar and undercut our home-grown American racists. We need to erect serious trade barriers to protect the integrity of our domestic racism industry and preserve racist jobs.
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Hear me out: we combine traditions by having the office set a pine tree on fire and keep it burning for 8 days.
When you say holiday but mean Christmas, you erase my holiday. I don’t need you to share them! I don’t need to have a company dreidel competition (although we should). I’m an adult now, I know I’m a minority. But don’t send me an Ugly Hanukkah Sweater and expect me to care.
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Is it really so hard for non-Jews to criticize Israel without being horrifically antisemitic? I wouldn’t think it’s that hard, but with how often people fail to do it I’m starting to wonder if antisemitism is just the default setting when you’re not Jewish.
It invoked one of the oldest antisemitic ideas in history: blood libel, or the idea that Jews kill non-Jews and use their blood for nefarious religious rituals (most infamously, the idea that Jews would kill Christian children in order to make use of their blood).
'Israel's Friendsgiving' protest at DC train station includes 'Gaza's spilled blood' on the menu - Jewish Telegraphic Agency
"Seldom have we seen such a sickening display of full-throated antisemitism," the local JCRC said.
www.jta.org
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
NATO should just accept Ukraine into the alliance right now and give Russia a week to get off NATO land.
Russia flat out rejects Trump's 28-point peace plan: "Even in a reduced military and territorial form, Ukraine would remain a significant danger, requiring us to keep our forces on the western borders."
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I have, actually. I pointed it out several times on the other site, but I was kind of burnt out on making the comparisons by the time I got here. I can try to find some of my favorites.
You ever just sit down and realize that contemporary leftism is overwhelmingly fundamentalist Protestant Christianity with capital in the role of the Devil, the general withdrawal from societal participation focused on voting instead, etc.?
You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I will give “anti-Zionists” protesting at a synagogue the benefit of the doubt only after they refrain from doing so for at least a year, and in that time frame they protest just as vigorously outside evangelical churches who support far-right Israeli parties. Then you can claim it’s just political.
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Not since Lowe’s filed that restraining order.
This guy can get fucked
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM