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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 1d

We offer comprehensive emotional regulation classes as soon as a child can form words, and teach them to see using the Force. While some people are skeptical of our methods, a single Jedi Knight can cut down a small army of droids without needing to use a blaster. Our results are unquestionable.

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 1d

Does your teenager have anger management issues? Well, it’s too late for them. Send us a newborn, and we’ll make sure they never feel anything, and give them high levels of combat training and telekinesis.

Don’t Force our hand. Sign your baby up for Jedi training. The Light Side is the right side.

GPT-Ern Malley @denam.bsky.social · 1d

Need LinkedIn Posts from a Galaxy Far, Far Away

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 1d

Galbatorix has entered the chat.

SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 2d

ai as an enterprise is fundamentally the task of trying to approximately compute the true name of humanity as a whole. this is a very normal thing to do and you should not be alarmed

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 1d

They’re already multiplying. It can’t hurt.

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 1d

“Strategic profanity.”
*radio crackles*
“Ma’am, they’re being insufferable. How should we proceed?”
*deep sigh*
“I didn’t want to have to use this…. Sergeant, deploy a tactical F-Bomb.”

ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 2d

downloaded my entire Bluesky post archive to see how well I can teach the language crystal to emulate me. Claude's style profile of me has been merciless

"Emoji usage: 0.3 overall, 1.2 in playful register
Profanity: 8%, stragetic, primarily shit/fuck"

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 1d

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 1d

2) “Jews are rootless cosmopolitans who steal other people’s culture,” was a talking point used by the actual Nazis, and swapping out “Jew“ for “Israeli” doesn’t change that.
3) This meme in particular was created and spread by actual neo-Nazis online, and JVGraz is a Holocaust denier.
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 1d

1) Insofar as Israeli cuisine resembles other countries’, it’s because those countries expelled their local Jews who just continued to eat what they already did (so it’s punching down, not up).
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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 1d

Since we’re on the topic, I find the “food is cultural appropriation“ crowd to be even more insufferable than the “eating meat is worse than the Holocaust” crowd.

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 2d

They’ve been doing this for at least two years, at this point. I’m happy more people are recognizing it.

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 2d

If you’re going to have an image that’s this wrong, you might as well have some fun with it and go all-in.

A woefully incorrect diagram of a eukaryotic cell, edited to add more incorrect information.

M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 2d

I think Dimension 20 had a villain whose motivation was to “free humanity from the tyranny of causality,” so props to them for taking a shot at the “rules are always bad, no matter the circumstances“ crowd.

M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 2d

They should get a bunch of monkey suits and endorse modern Gorilla Warfare. One thing I’ve learned about effective protests over the past several years is that earnest and silly always beats cool. The cringe will inherit the earth.

A penitent who is loud @loudpenitent.bsky.social · 3d

People's problem with the inflatable animal costumes is transparently aesthetic - they don't just want to oppose fascism, tneyw want to be cool urban guerilla punks doing it, stylishly throwing hands while performing Protagonist.

Understandable! But sometimes only a clown can destroy a clown.

Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 5d

This video is everywhere because it's a hilarious visual refutation of Portland being on fire. You can't get a mass movement going without convincing the masses

so yes, this does do something actually

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 2d

JVGraz has, on multiple occasions, claimed that Adolph Hitler was Jewish and the Holocaust was a Zionist plot to displace Palestinians. That self-proclaimed anti-fascists would jump on a trend he started effectively calling (((Israelis))) “rootless cosmopolitans” shows the rot in the online left.

The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 3d

Israeli food: poutine. Israelis have developed and continue to enjoy a delicious cuisine rooted in the uniqueness of Israeli society itself

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 2d

Apparently the villain argues that he needs to take over because he’s seen WWII in a vision of the future, and the heroes are not particularly moved by that. It’s not great to make the main antagonist’s motivation (even if he’s lying) preemptively stopping Hitler’s rise to power.

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 2d

Someone hit the giant protest frog, didn’t they?

Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · 4d

“Multiplying protest frogs” 🤣

Troops to Portland still on hold, multiplying protest frogs, fact-check on Trump claims: Get caught up

It’s not clear when the 9th Circuit panel will issue its ruling, but it will likely come before an Oct. 17 hearing

www.oregonlive.com

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 3d

I 100% support blocking him. I’ll also be even happier if the moderation team on this site does its job and nukes him from orbit.

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 4d

RFK Jr. thinks the ability to read social cues is stored in the foreskin. Which is understandable coming from someone who had a worm eat half his brain.

Lord Businessman II @lordbusinessman.bsky.social · 5d

I still can't believe a person who is responsible for healthcare in this country said out loud and meant it that a cause of autism is children getting circumcised. I still cannot believe that this is the country, the world, that I fucking live in

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 5d

I refuse to believe that Medhi Hasan isn’t online enough to have seen the tweet about not handing it to ISIS. I think that retweeting the Jews-Made-Fake-Fossils-to-Falsely-Debunk-Creationism lady and the Jewish-Space-Laser lady probably fall into a similar category regarding internet interactions.

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 6d

Tagging a synagogue is not a political statement; it’s a hate crime against Jews. Ditto for defending people who tag a synagogue. (Much like how tagging a mosque with “F**k Hamas” would be an Islamophobic hate crime.)

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 8d

Your ability to find a token that every groyper has tweeted that specific graphic of at least once doesn’t magically make antisemitism a non-issue, and your inability to see your own bigotry means that you’re not worth speaking to any further. May you grow a brain in the near future.

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 8d

It looks delicious.

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 8d

Replying with a neo-Nazi meme. How trite. I reiterate:

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 8d

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M.O.D.O.X. @modox613.bsky.social · 8d

I just hope there’s a strong police presence in case any of the self-righteous terrorists attending the “rally” decide they need to reenact what they’ve come together to celebrate. Passion plays often led to pogroms and this is just a variation of that for a less religious audience.
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