LISTEN TO ME IN THIS HOUSE MAX MUNCY IS A GODDAMN LEGEND

I’m being cynical but from the outside it just seems like, if this is the best option they can find in Maine, then is Maine really in play?

The party throwing full support behind Mills suggest not a single other elected official from the Maine House of Representatives down to city council is a more suitable candidate than the 79 year old Governor, and I just don’t think that could possibly be true but “they’re lazy” seems reasonable.

I stg the front office had better buy Yamamoto one of the exotic skin birkins for tonight’s performance because he threw 110 pitches with Blake Treinen on his back

I’m going to have this stuck in my head every time I hike. I hate this.

Obviously not the point of this skeet but I’ve long wanted that the winning team can pilfer the best player from the team they beat when they move on

I bet the dodgers starters have a side chat where they talk about the bullpen and peer pressure each other into pitching complete games

I bet the dodgers starters have a side chat where they talk about the bullpen and peer pressure each other into pitching complete games

Depends on which philosopher it is

Ohhhhh that’s why Rookie is Like This, she will only lie on me when I’m unconscious.

Wow what a good follow-up question

Delroy Lindo every time

:( oh well it’s a drought no need to waste water

Blaqe runs on the field to save it

“It’s actually better when they’re openly Nazi rapists” no it’s not. That’s not true.

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Alright who paid off the brewers pitcher to solve our Pages problem

Help theyre playing it again bsky.app/profile/aman...

I would threaten to fight the Etsy witches that have clearly cursed Shohei Ohtani but I’m scared of them

I would threaten to fight the Etsy witches that have clearly cursed Shohei Ohtani but I’m scared of them

Thank you Teoscar Hernández

It feels like a jinglr for a cult.

The new Mountain Dew jingle is haunting.

As someone performing at an Elite Level in watching baseball, I just think the dodgers should stop swinging at pitches out of the zone and start hitting into gaps