Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
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“Lesbian consultant.” “The Chappell Roan of twitter” (and maybe bluesky?) “A good argument, just miles outside the scope.” Union girlie powered by iced tea and Carly Rae. Please be normal in my mentions.
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Finally logged, as best as I can tell, every one of my Cats (2019) viewings.
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February 16, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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an underrated cause of the ”newsom/vance inevitable choice“ meme is that many people on this website have played far too many games of “would you rather”
February 16, 2026 at 4:58 AM
an underrated cause of the ”newsom/vance inevitable choice“ meme is that many people on this website have played far too many games of “would you rather”
if we’re gonna do 2028 discourse, i want to know what candidate will promise to nationalize cinnabon and let me buy cinnamon filling
every few weeks i walk by a cinnabon and they always have some deranged new topping (pop rocks???) and they never have what they should: side tubs of the cinnamon filling
February 16, 2026 at 4:39 AM
if we’re gonna do 2028 discourse, i want to know what candidate will promise to nationalize cinnabon and let me buy cinnamon filling
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Colonial plate...same vibes...
February 16, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Colonial plate...same vibes...
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This meme has made me laugh so hard that now I’m wheezing.
February 16, 2026 at 4:09 AM
This meme has made me laugh so hard that now I’m wheezing.
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Retaining a lawyer is a horrific expense (at least in the US) and knowing whether or not it'll even be worth the trouble can be impossible without some kind of guidance
How are ordinary people supposed to know whether their issue is actually worth the trouble of seeking legal assistance?
How are ordinary people supposed to know whether their issue is actually worth the trouble of seeking legal assistance?
February 16, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Retaining a lawyer is a horrific expense (at least in the US) and knowing whether or not it'll even be worth the trouble can be impossible without some kind of guidance
How are ordinary people supposed to know whether their issue is actually worth the trouble of seeking legal assistance?
How are ordinary people supposed to know whether their issue is actually worth the trouble of seeking legal assistance?
it’s not great! bad system imo!
But on a more serious note, I'm concerned that for a lot of people the closest they can ever get to something resembling access to justice is asking people purporting to be lawyers online
February 16, 2026 at 4:04 AM
it’s not great! bad system imo!
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Has anybody ever done a law review on how relativity would affect the statute of limitations and other time-sensitive provisions if we became an interstellar society? Before he was famous Paul Krugman wrote a paper about how it would affect interest rates.
February 16, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Has anybody ever done a law review on how relativity would affect the statute of limitations and other time-sensitive provisions if we became an interstellar society? Before he was famous Paul Krugman wrote a paper about how it would affect interest rates.
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Last night I had a dream concerning "Goonbubbling" which was some kind of online pervert subculture where they would put fortune cookie style slips of gooning instructions inside plastic vending machine capsules and distribute them to other perverts. I believe this is a million-dollar idea.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Last night I had a dream concerning "Goonbubbling" which was some kind of online pervert subculture where they would put fortune cookie style slips of gooning instructions inside plastic vending machine capsules and distribute them to other perverts. I believe this is a million-dollar idea.
fyi none of these subreddits make the commenters prove that they’re lawyers. only r/ask_lawyers does, and they won’t give legal advice.
there is no one to hold accountable for the horrendously unhelpful to really bad to actually illegal advice posted on reddit under the guise of being from lawyers and/or legal advice
February 16, 2026 at 4:00 AM
fyi none of these subreddits make the commenters prove that they’re lawyers. only r/ask_lawyers does, and they won’t give legal advice.
purple they
Do you remember it in detail because I’m obsessed with things people dream that feel like a snippet from another universe. Like on TikTok the guy who posted about his dream that Raven from “Teen Titans” came out as nonbinary and changed their name to “Purple They”. Or this:
Last night I had a dream concerning "Goonbubbling" which was some kind of online pervert subculture where they would put fortune cookie style slips of gooning instructions inside plastic vending machine capsules and distribute them to other perverts. I believe this is a million-dollar idea.
February 16, 2026 at 3:51 AM
purple they
i dreamed about a tweet that said “when you see someone from the early 20th century” and had a graphic like this. i don’t know why. i’m aware angel isn’t even greatest generation.
February 16, 2026 at 3:42 AM
i dreamed about a tweet that said “when you see someone from the early 20th century” and had a graphic like this. i don’t know why. i’m aware angel isn’t even greatest generation.
thinking about the time i dreamed a buffy meme
February 16, 2026 at 3:07 AM
thinking about the time i dreamed a buffy meme
More cross tabs should include “goes to therapy”
"I'm sad all the time and I don't know why" isn't a polling category and also doesn't sound serious, but "the economy is bad" does.
February 16, 2026 at 2:20 AM
More cross tabs should include “goes to therapy”
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
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I could handle that much better than I could handle wigs in a British court. Objection your honor, Lord Fancypants left his curlers in too long
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I could handle that much better than I could handle wigs in a British court. Objection your honor, Lord Fancypants left his curlers in too long
Making an important point by posting a fake photo
You bring this stuff up and they start bending over backwards to claim it was better or more reasonable somehow.
February 16, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Making an important point by posting a fake photo
My relatives 100 years ago:
It's great to live in a country (Canada, Japan, UK, France, Germany, Sweden, Italy, etc.) where citizens don't worry about if the next election will be canceled, if they will be allowed to register to vote, if they will have to stand in line for hours to vote, or if their vote will be counted.
February 16, 2026 at 12:36 AM
My relatives 100 years ago:
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i could never be a defendant in a french court. what do you mean the guy presenting evidence against me is dressed like cruella de vil.
On the other hand this is the prosecutor's outfit so probably they know what they're doing.
February 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
i could never be a defendant in a french court. what do you mean the guy presenting evidence against me is dressed like cruella de vil.
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I’m going diverge from this a little bit because there’s a small critique I want to make that has big policy implications - Americans weren’t traumatized by death, and I understand why we interpret it as death, they’re traumatized by a year+ interruption to their normal lives.
"Americans are to a greater and lesser extent all psychologically traumatized from watching more than a million Americans die from COVID, and explain that general sense of malaise through economic sentiment" has always struck me as a parsimonious explanation.
February 16, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I’m going diverge from this a little bit because there’s a small critique I want to make that has big policy implications - Americans weren’t traumatized by death, and I understand why we interpret it as death, they’re traumatized by a year+ interruption to their normal lives.
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a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
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Episode 5 spoiler
February 15, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Episode 5 spoiler
Working on a new notes app list
February 15, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Working on a new notes app list
Corinne has a PAST
I think about the woman on the sample of the 1988-2021 French ID card a lot. What’s her story?
![A sample of the old French national ID. It is aesthetically very 1988 with aqua to dark blue waves and a white RF on the background. The top reads RÉPUBLIQUE FRANÇAISE
CARTE NATIONALE D'IDENTITÉ N°: 880692310285
Nationalité Française
Nom : BERTHIER
Prénoms): CORINNE
Sexe : F
Né(e) le : 06.12.1965
a: PARIS 1ER (75)
Taille : 1M70
Signature du titulaire : Corinne Berthier [overlaid with SPECIMEN]
A woman is posed in partial profile for a black and white photo. She has knowing eyes. She looks extremely French.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5s7ux6mx3iw5smmini5mzda2/bafkreibc6yeama3yfd3x2stwtmjzs55hnnvexflhdrdu66vfkdwvtzucwi@jpeg)
February 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Corinne has a PAST