Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
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Finally logged, as best as I can tell, every one of my Cats (2019) viewings.
Corinne has a PAST
I think about the woman on the sample of the 1988-2021 French ID card a lot. What’s her story?
![A sample of the old French national ID. It is aesthetically very 1988 with aqua to dark blue waves and a white RF on the background. The top reads RÉPUBLIQUE FRANÇAISE
CARTE NATIONALE D'IDENTITÉ N°: 880692310285
Nationalité Française
Nom : BERTHIER
Prénoms): CORINNE
Sexe : F
Né(e) le : 06.12.1965
a: PARIS 1ER (75)
Taille : 1M70
Signature du titulaire : Corinne Berthier [overlaid with SPECIMEN]
A woman is posed in partial profile for a black and white photo. She has knowing eyes. She looks extremely French.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5s7ux6mx3iw5smmini5mzda2/bafkreibc6yeama3yfd3x2stwtmjzs55hnnvexflhdrdu66vfkdwvtzucwi@jpeg)
February 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Corinne has a PAST
I should do a politics version of this list. Gale Brewer, Sue Altman, there must be many such cases.
there’s a reason they have a whole section on the list
February 15, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I should do a politics version of this list. Gale Brewer, Sue Altman, there must be many such cases.
Bless their tiny little brains
February 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Bless their tiny little brains
Might as well just pin this now I guess
February 15, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Might as well just pin this now I guess
in my sports girlie era (wearing a mets tshirt to sit around and binge old love is blind)
February 15, 2026 at 10:35 PM
in my sports girlie era (wearing a mets tshirt to sit around and binge old love is blind)
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"Volunteers are trained in what to do should ICE agents follow them on home deliveries or pull them over, including eating the slips of paper that contain the addresses of aid recipients."
jeeeezus
jeeeezus
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
"Volunteers are trained in what to do should ICE agents follow them on home deliveries or pull them over, including eating the slips of paper that contain the addresses of aid recipients."
jeeeezus
jeeeezus
i could never be a defendant in a french court. what do you mean the guy presenting evidence against me is dressed like cruella de vil.
On the other hand this is the prosecutor's outfit so probably they know what they're doing.
February 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
i could never be a defendant in a french court. what do you mean the guy presenting evidence against me is dressed like cruella de vil.
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the thing about the french that always gets me is that everyone has a visibly rich inner life. not an npc in the bunch. absolutely goatmaxxed vibes of the mind.
February 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
the thing about the french that always gets me is that everyone has a visibly rich inner life. not an npc in the bunch. absolutely goatmaxxed vibes of the mind.
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February 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Reading about the appeal of one of the men made me feel like I don't understand how courts work.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
It's like... essentially a full retrial with live witnesses, but with a jury that includes judges(?), and they also get to revisit sentence even though it's his appeal?
www.bbc.com/news/article...
It's like... essentially a full retrial with live witnesses, but with a jury that includes judges(?), and they also get to revisit sentence even though it's his appeal?
Man who appealed Pelicot rape conviction handed longer jail term
A French court increases by a year the jail term of the only man who challenged his conviction for raping Gisèle Pelicot.
www.bbc.com
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Reading about the appeal of one of the men made me feel like I don't understand how courts work.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
It's like... essentially a full retrial with live witnesses, but with a jury that includes judges(?), and they also get to revisit sentence even though it's his appeal?
www.bbc.com/news/article...
It's like... essentially a full retrial with live witnesses, but with a jury that includes judges(?), and they also get to revisit sentence even though it's his appeal?
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I suspect it's because the "so-and-so act" is usually named for the legislators who wrote/sponsored/promoted it or its principles, while "blank's law" is usually some tough-on-crime thing named for a victim, which tends to fall more under the emotional manipulation rubric. Brady being an exception.
February 15, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I suspect it's because the "so-and-so act" is usually named for the legislators who wrote/sponsored/promoted it or its principles, while "blank's law" is usually some tough-on-crime thing named for a victim, which tends to fall more under the emotional manipulation rubric. Brady being an exception.
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lol, I replied before seeing this. I think the legal answer is: in general when a law gets named after someone it's usually because the emotional manipulation is needed to get a bad law passed. Maybe the Brady Bill (before it got neutered by the Courts) counts as a good one?
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
lol, I replied before seeing this. I think the legal answer is: in general when a law gets named after someone it's usually because the emotional manipulation is needed to get a bad law passed. Maybe the Brady Bill (before it got neutered by the Courts) counts as a good one?
are there any examples of “someone’s law” that are good?
February 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
are there any examples of “someone’s law” that are good?
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Oh, so we're just denying Gaston's lived experience now?
If you're eating one egg a day, a 2% increase in egg costs raises your egg spending by about two dollars annually. You'd notice this?
Food is my largest expense after rent, healthcare, child support, and car expenses. I would absolutely notice a 2% increase in egg costs.
February 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Oh, so we're just denying Gaston's lived experience now?
how are you gonna do the noble savage thing about rich people
I am once again begging liberals to understand the difference between dumb (which they are not) and evil (which they are).
Do people like Elizabeth truly not grasp this? You are *paid to observe people*!!! How much more do you need to see?
Do people like Elizabeth truly not grasp this? You are *paid to observe people*!!! How much more do you need to see?
Swear to god, so many of these uber rich guys who keep trying to intellectualize and sanitize white supremacy really are the dumbest motherfuckers alive. They constantly say word salad-y nonsense like this that would cause them to fail a fourth grade US history test.
February 15, 2026 at 8:15 PM
how are you gonna do the noble savage thing about rich people
sorry but when it comes to the high price of berries i think we all know who the real culprits are: toddlers
As consumption of strawberries and blueberries has skyrocketed among American families, so too have berry prices. But don't blame the farmers!
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Berry High Prices
As consumption of raspberries, strawberries, and blueberries spikes among American families, so do their prices. But don’t blame the farmers!
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February 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
sorry but when it comes to the high price of berries i think we all know who the real culprits are: toddlers
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Well this bug couldn't get out of my head.
February 15, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Well this bug couldn't get out of my head.
idk if it’s all civil law countries or just france, but everything in here about the trial sounds completely bizarro world to me
rachel aviv writing about gisèle pelicot oh i dreamed of days like this
The Trial of Gisèle Pelicot’s Rapists United France and Fractured Her Family
After fifty-one men were convicted of the crime, Pelicot became a feminist hero. But additional accusations left her children struggling to accept her new role.
www.newyorker.com
February 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
idk if it’s all civil law countries or just france, but everything in here about the trial sounds completely bizarro world to me
rachel aviv writing about gisèle pelicot oh i dreamed of days like this
The Trial of Gisèle Pelicot’s Rapists United France and Fractured Her Family
After fifty-one men were convicted of the crime, Pelicot became a feminist hero. But additional accusations left her children struggling to accept her new role.
www.newyorker.com
February 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
rachel aviv writing about gisèle pelicot oh i dreamed of days like this
the existence of gargoyles implies the existence of garjewles
February 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
the existence of gargoyles implies the existence of garjewles
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Science should also invent manatees that are not endangered and also are safe to hug (safe for both the manatee and me personally).
what is the point of science if they’re not giving us new gorillas
After I saw this tweet I asked my husband if he'd seen there's new gorillaz out. He was like WHAT?? HOW?? A NEW GORILLA???
February 15, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Science should also invent manatees that are not endangered and also are safe to hug (safe for both the manatee and me personally).
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I am fascinated by this, the most elaborate doctor playset I've ever seen. Baby's First Crash Cart. (Also available at Walmart if you don't want to bid at auction but have a child who likes defibrillating.) hibid.com/lot/28667450...
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February 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I am fascinated by this, the most elaborate doctor playset I've ever seen. Baby's First Crash Cart. (Also available at Walmart if you don't want to bid at auction but have a child who likes defibrillating.) hibid.com/lot/28667450...
what is the point of science if they’re not giving us new gorillas
After I saw this tweet I asked my husband if he'd seen there's new gorillaz out. He was like WHAT?? HOW?? A NEW GORILLA???
New Gorillaz good youtu.be/BrPffpg9KFM?...
February 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
what is the point of science if they’re not giving us new gorillas
I solved the Sunday 2/15/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 17:21! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...
Play The New York Times Crossword
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February 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I solved the Sunday 2/15/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 17:21! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...
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everyone who disagrees with this is wrong
there’s a strong case to be made that the sitcom is the greatest invention of the 20th century
February 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
everyone who disagrees with this is wrong