Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
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Finally logged, as best as I can tell, every one of my Cats (2019) viewings.
Adrian Chiles in his lesbian era
At the age of 58, I’ve bought my first drill. Can it make me a new man? | Adrian Chiles
At the age of 58, I’ve bought my first drill. Can it make me a new man? | Adrian Chiles
Bored with my DIY hopelessness, I’ve decided it’s time I learned some basics, writes Adrian Charles
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Adrian Chiles in his lesbian era
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honestly a little embarrassed I let the pitch get as far as it did, but I’m fine with that if this helps any other tiny pubs avoid getting scammed.
Aided by genAI models like ChatGPT, “writers” hoping to get paid for fake stories have become an even bigger problem for publications big and small. One such writer almost pulled one over on COYOTE — until @soleilho.com, who is a nerd, spotted a key idiosyncrasy.
How COYOTE Almost Got Slopped by AI
The sordid tale of the freelancer who never was.
www.coyotemedia.org
February 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
honestly a little embarrassed I let the pitch get as far as it did, but I’m fine with that if this helps any other tiny pubs avoid getting scammed.
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Oh cool they’re going to try to use the FTC to go after trans kids now. Cool cool cool.
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Oh cool they’re going to try to use the FTC to go after trans kids now. Cool cool cool.
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
Plausibly me lmao
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Plausibly me lmao
New comrades just dropped (it like it’s hot)
🌟 Sex workers at Sheri’s Ranch, a legal brothel in Pahrump, Nevada, are unionizing with the Communications Workers of America @cwaunion.bsky.social
Last week, management fired several pro-union workers—including the union’s primary organizer, Jupiter Jetson
thenevadaindependent.com/article/sex-...
Last week, management fired several pro-union workers—including the union’s primary organizer, Jupiter Jetson
thenevadaindependent.com/article/sex-...
Sex workers at Pahrump brothel are unionizing, alleging unfair contracts and conditions - The Nevada Independent
In the last week, the brothel has fired three workers who challenged a new contract that they say is unfair. Lawyers have filed an injunction with the federal labor board.
thenevadaindependent.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:59 AM
New comrades just dropped (it like it’s hot)
Heckuva job, Bari.
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February 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Heckuva job, Bari.
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*I* ought to look in the mirror? You’re the asshole out here claiming she’s acting that way for hormonal reasons rather than because she’s just a terrible person.
What are your hormones looking like right now? Are they making you post bad?
What are your hormones looking like right now? Are they making you post bad?
February 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
*I* ought to look in the mirror? You’re the asshole out here claiming she’s acting that way for hormonal reasons rather than because she’s just a terrible person.
What are your hormones looking like right now? Are they making you post bad?
What are your hormones looking like right now? Are they making you post bad?
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Hello! I see you've decided to conflate a human being being an evil fascist apologist committing crimes and perpetuating fraud with (checks notes) being a woman. Perhaps you would like to not do this.
Bondi is clearly going through menopause. “…mood changes and "brain fog," often begin during perimenopause (mid-40s to early 50s) - along with irrational moods and temper tantrums
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Hello! I see you've decided to conflate a human being being an evil fascist apologist committing crimes and perpetuating fraud with (checks notes) being a woman. Perhaps you would like to not do this.
Oh my god. Start at 4:11.
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Oh my god. Start at 4:11.
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Like, he just says something that is completely untrue and is subsequently just ASTOUNDED by it. Over and over and over again.
Could not believe they charge you $100 to leave Oxford, England! Probably because they don't!
Also that's not what 15 minute cities are!
Could not believe they charge you $100 to leave Oxford, England! Probably because they don't!
Also that's not what 15 minute cities are!
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Like, he just says something that is completely untrue and is subsequently just ASTOUNDED by it. Over and over and over again.
Could not believe they charge you $100 to leave Oxford, England! Probably because they don't!
Also that's not what 15 minute cities are!
Could not believe they charge you $100 to leave Oxford, England! Probably because they don't!
Also that's not what 15 minute cities are!
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if you're reading this thread idk why you are but these are just my ramblings as a frustrated and burnt out minnesotan that needs, at bare minimum, to see and hear our representatives grill pam bondi for the harms and fear inflicted on our neighbors and communities. it provides some hope. some.
February 12, 2026 at 2:11 AM
if you're reading this thread idk why you are but these are just my ramblings as a frustrated and burnt out minnesotan that needs, at bare minimum, to see and hear our representatives grill pam bondi for the harms and fear inflicted on our neighbors and communities. it provides some hope. some.
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I wouldn't say "tracking" but last month I counted 15 J6 pardonees arrested for some kind of sex crime against children. 4 more men who weren't arrested/pardoned for J6 have been busted for child porn or sexual assault of a minor.
splained.substack.com/p/1-of-all-o...
splained.substack.com/p/1-of-all-o...
1% of all of the men Donald Trump pardoned for January 6 have been busted for child-sex crimes
5 years on from the January 6 assault on the Capitol, I've identified 15 pardonees, all men, arrested for child-sex crimes
splained.substack.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I wouldn't say "tracking" but last month I counted 15 J6 pardonees arrested for some kind of sex crime against children. 4 more men who weren't arrested/pardoned for J6 have been busted for child porn or sexual assault of a minor.
splained.substack.com/p/1-of-all-o...
splained.substack.com/p/1-of-all-o...
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update: he has now filed a second federal lawsuit in a different jurisdiction on the other side of the country to complain that one of the lawyers from his first, still pending, lawsuit defamed him in filings during the first suit
Can you guys rate my new federal complaint? Pro se... suing big tech and BigLaw... yes, I'm suing lawyers.
www.reddit.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
update: he has now filed a second federal lawsuit in a different jurisdiction on the other side of the country to complain that one of the lawyers from his first, still pending, lawsuit defamed him in filings during the first suit
His voice is so soothing in a way I never imagined a Britonian could be
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
His voice is so soothing in a way I never imagined a Britonian could be
Is anyone tracking how many of the J6 traitors have since been found to have committed offenses against women and children specifically?
A handyman from Florida who received a pardon from President Trump for storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, was convicted on state charges of child sex abuse and exposing himself to a child. n.pr/4tx7oVq
A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was convicted of sexually abusing children
A handyman from Florida who received a pardon from President Trump for storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, was convicted on state charges of child sex abuse and exposing himself to a child.
n.pr
February 11, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Is anyone tracking how many of the J6 traitors have since been found to have committed offenses against women and children specifically?
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One argument opposition politicians could use is talking about how much public money is being blown on this horseshit.
Oh cool they’re going to try to use the FTC to go after trans kids now. Cool cool cool.
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
One argument opposition politicians could use is talking about how much public money is being blown on this horseshit.
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It’s kinda funny how the chief defense of “mass deportations now” at the RNC was “oh voters didn’t see that” but they were apparently absolutely dialed into pronouns and land acknowledgments at the DNC
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
It’s kinda funny how the chief defense of “mass deportations now” at the RNC was “oh voters didn’t see that” but they were apparently absolutely dialed into pronouns and land acknowledgments at the DNC
Need a fanfic where there’s a mixup with credentials at the Olympics and suddenly Shane Hollander finds himself forced to luge
www.olympics.com/en/milano-co...
www.olympics.com/en/milano-co...
Sean HOLLANDER - Olympic Luge Athlete | Milano Cortina 2026 Olympics
Official profile of Olympic athlete Sean HOLLANDER, including results, medals and more. Follow Sean HOLLANDER at Milano Cortina 2026.
www.olympics.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Need a fanfic where there’s a mixup with credentials at the Olympics and suddenly Shane Hollander finds himself forced to luge
www.olympics.com/en/milano-co...
www.olympics.com/en/milano-co...
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Jesus fuck. Punishment can't come soon enough for these bigots.
Oh cool they’re going to try to use the FTC to go after trans kids now. Cool cool cool.
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Jesus fuck. Punishment can't come soon enough for these bigots.
Oh cool they’re going to try to use the FTC to go after trans kids now. Cool cool cool.
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Oh cool they’re going to try to use the FTC to go after trans kids now. Cool cool cool.
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
Oh so he’s like *stupid* stupid
Unless I missed an earlier one, it looks like we got Emil Bove's first published majority opinion last week. Judge for yourself. www2.ca3.uscourts.gov/opinarch/251...
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Oh so he’s like *stupid* stupid
Lol my therapist cancelled our session because she also has a cold. Entire state is just filled with snot.
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Lol my therapist cancelled our session because she also has a cold. Entire state is just filled with snot.