Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
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Finally logged, as best as I can tell, every one of my Cats (2019) viewings.
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Events aimed at young leftists are always like “watch a sad documentary” or “read a sad non-fiction book.” No one ever wants to form a ragtag ghost hunting or crime solving team
February 15, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Events aimed at young leftists are always like “watch a sad documentary” or “read a sad non-fiction book.” No one ever wants to form a ragtag ghost hunting or crime solving team
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there’s a strong case to be made that the sitcom is the greatest invention of the 20th century
February 15, 2026 at 4:30 AM
there’s a strong case to be made that the sitcom is the greatest invention of the 20th century
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do the zoomers know about dave eggers
February 15, 2026 at 2:14 AM
do the zoomers know about dave eggers
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Posting this image in Sydney and going to jail for real life
February 15, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Posting this image in Sydney and going to jail for real life
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the account which posted this appears to be an AI agent farming karma before it turns into an advertising bot
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
the account which posted this appears to be an AI agent farming karma before it turns into an advertising bot
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February 15, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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Assuming House of the Dragon is just an hour slideshow of dragon photos there
February 15, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Assuming House of the Dragon is just an hour slideshow of dragon photos there
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'i am tired' said frog. 'i will watch some mr. beast.'
'we are beastmaxxing.' toad replied. 'stop the steal.'
frog nodded. 'i support ice.'
'we are beastmaxxing.' toad replied. 'stop the steal.'
frog nodded. 'i support ice.'
February 15, 2026 at 4:41 AM
'i am tired' said frog. 'i will watch some mr. beast.'
'we are beastmaxxing.' toad replied. 'stop the steal.'
frog nodded. 'i support ice.'
'we are beastmaxxing.' toad replied. 'stop the steal.'
frog nodded. 'i support ice.'
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Crikey mate ye got a lahsence fer that Naughty Nurses 4?
February 15, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Crikey mate ye got a lahsence fer that Naughty Nurses 4?
lmao what do you mean australia bans school uniforms, spanking, and rubber in porn
![Under the current Publication Guidelines a
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publication will be RC (and therefore illegal throughout Australia) if it depicts:
'revolting or abhorrent phenomena in such a way that they offend against the standards of morality, decency and propriety generally accepted by reasonable adults'.
'Revolting or abhorrent phenomena' under the guidelines includes 'fetishes or practices, sometimes accompanied by sexual activity, which are considered offensive'. Furthermore, 'fetish' is defined under the Publication Guidelines as:
'[A]n object, an action, or a non-sexual part of the body which gives sexual gratification. Mild fetishes include stylised domination and rubberwear.
Stronger fetishes include bondage and discipline'](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ssxnmhdtz6le6nxu7jfhglz6/bafkreif2tti3hfvntiwidbspgnlceyhxpnrnkocx7uf7asyta5qi52qzdy@jpeg)
February 15, 2026 at 4:52 AM
lmao what do you mean australia bans school uniforms, spanking, and rubber in porn
lol can an aussie lawyer confirm this???
they have legal brothels but no porn sets????
February 15, 2026 at 4:41 AM
lol can an aussie lawyer confirm this???
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yeah anyone who thinks this is a great idea wants a five year old victim to have to choose if they want their relative to die
As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
February 15, 2026 at 3:33 AM
yeah anyone who thinks this is a great idea wants a five year old victim to have to choose if they want their relative to die
there’s a strong case to be made that the sitcom is the greatest invention of the 20th century
February 15, 2026 at 4:30 AM
there’s a strong case to be made that the sitcom is the greatest invention of the 20th century
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I’m assuming this speech was written by Marco’s white nationalist staffer Darren Beattie, who was so much of a white nationalist that he got fired from a White House job during the first Trump administration. bsky.app/profile/seth...
Secretary of State Marco Rubio giving a speech that is basically an extended version of the ethnonationalist Proud Boys oath: “I'm a proud Western chauvinist, I refuse to apologize for creating the modern world.”
The Rubio speech really is appalling, and if you haven’t read it yet, you should.
www.state.gov/releases/off...
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February 15, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I’m assuming this speech was written by Marco’s white nationalist staffer Darren Beattie, who was so much of a white nationalist that he got fired from a White House job during the first Trump administration. bsky.app/profile/seth...
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Or wait, maybe the British decolonized Christianity by leaving the Catholic church and founding Anglicanism? Much to consider
February 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Or wait, maybe the British decolonized Christianity by leaving the Catholic church and founding Anglicanism? Much to consider
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to be clear this is what i’m taking about. surely i am misunderstanding something and she is not being charged with producing, possessing, and disseminating csam for writing a novel???? people.com/author-facin...
Author Facing Child Abuse Material Charges, Pedophilia Claims amid Criticism Over Book Titled Daddy’s Little Toy: Report
An Australian author is facing child abuse material charges amid criticism over her book titled 'Daddy's Little Toy,' it's been reported.
people.com
February 15, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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every friend group got that one guy that protects the moral integrity of the botanist from murdering someone with a ‘you’re not that guy’
February 15, 2026 at 4:05 AM
every friend group got that one guy that protects the moral integrity of the botanist from murdering someone with a ‘you’re not that guy’
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NYC bus ad: Every member of my polycule has this new app!
DC bus ad: The Lockheed Martin Mk 9 Childkiller Missile uses AI to keep America safe
DC bus ad: The Lockheed Martin Mk 9 Childkiller Missile uses AI to keep America safe
February 15, 2026 at 4:00 AM
NYC bus ad: Every member of my polycule has this new app!
DC bus ad: The Lockheed Martin Mk 9 Childkiller Missile uses AI to keep America safe
DC bus ad: The Lockheed Martin Mk 9 Childkiller Missile uses AI to keep America safe
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I think about how when they sang La Marseillaise they were still in the midst of a war they did not know they were going to win.
You ever stop and think about CASABLANCA? You ever stop and think about "Welcome back to the fight, this time, I know our side will win?" You ever think about a bar full of people defiantly singing La Marseillaise, played by a soundstage full of Jewish refugees? You ever think about CASABLANCA??????
February 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I think about how when they sang La Marseillaise they were still in the midst of a war they did not know they were going to win.
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"Author of famous sci-fi story 'Don't Create the Torment Nexus' found guilty of torturing the characters put in the titular machine, sentenced to be the inaugural prisoner for the real-world version, which is on-schedule to be completed early next week."
February 15, 2026 at 3:45 AM
"Author of famous sci-fi story 'Don't Create the Torment Nexus' found guilty of torturing the characters put in the titular machine, sentenced to be the inaugural prisoner for the real-world version, which is on-schedule to be completed early next week."
February 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Yeah, if you decide that a fictional character has real-world legal rights that the IRL author can violate by writing fictional events about them, you've basically already outlawed fiction. There's not even a slippery slope there, it's just a fucking trapdoor to Generic YA Dystopia.
February 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Yeah, if you decide that a fictional character has real-world legal rights that the IRL author can violate by writing fictional events about them, you've basically already outlawed fiction. There's not even a slippery slope there, it's just a fucking trapdoor to Generic YA Dystopia.
daniel radcliffe and emma watson’s silence on this issue is deafening
February 15, 2026 at 3:09 AM
daniel radcliffe and emma watson’s silence on this issue is deafening
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“Rupert Grint” sounds like a fake name Rowling would invent if she was trying to direct her racism at white British people.
February 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
“Rupert Grint” sounds like a fake name Rowling would invent if she was trying to direct her racism at white British people.