Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
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Finally logged, as best as I can tell, every one of my Cats (2019) viewings.
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build a luge in one of the western states that are 80% government land, find some Midwest guys who wear shorts in -5°, strap a helmet on them, and build our sliding program. it cannot be that hard.
February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
build a luge in one of the western states that are 80% government land, find some Midwest guys who wear shorts in -5°, strap a helmet on them, and build our sliding program. it cannot be that hard.
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The biggest political divide on here is not between left and liberal but between "politics is real and involves real outcomes for real people" and "no it doesn't fuck you"
February 13, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The biggest political divide on here is not between left and liberal but between "politics is real and involves real outcomes for real people" and "no it doesn't fuck you"
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The thing about all the Newsom posting is that people are giving themselves negative feelings about the party as a whole based on something at best hypothetical (more likely imaginary) and after the thing doesn’t come to pass, those negative feelings will remain, searching for justification.
February 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
The thing about all the Newsom posting is that people are giving themselves negative feelings about the party as a whole based on something at best hypothetical (more likely imaginary) and after the thing doesn’t come to pass, those negative feelings will remain, searching for justification.
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need the nerds that run this site to add the mute retweet function. dear god you people repost some slop.
February 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
need the nerds that run this site to add the mute retweet function. dear god you people repost some slop.
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I got over my allergies after the first two weeks with my kitten, like a real man
February 13, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I got over my allergies after the first two weeks with my kitten, like a real man
Cat allergies aren’t real, it’s just misogyny
February 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Cat allergies aren’t real, it’s just misogyny
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not to deny the stupid toxicity of the take, but when an account has been here 2 and a half years and has 12 followers we don’t actually have to care what they say
February 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
not to deny the stupid toxicity of the take, but when an account has been here 2 and a half years and has 12 followers we don’t actually have to care what they say
PLEASE do an election interference we are BEGGING
what this should actually tell countries that want a good relationship with a stable and prosperous US is that they should collude to help democrats
there's a lot of talk about how the US has permanently destroyed its position in the world and while I do think it's done some real damage I also think we underestimate how readily a lot of former allies will be willing to rekindle a relationship if we replace this regime
February 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
PLEASE do an election interference we are BEGGING
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what this should actually tell countries that want a good relationship with a stable and prosperous US is that they should collude to help democrats
there's a lot of talk about how the US has permanently destroyed its position in the world and while I do think it's done some real damage I also think we underestimate how readily a lot of former allies will be willing to rekindle a relationship if we replace this regime
AOC: "I think we have to recognize that we are in a new day and in a new time. But that does not mean that the majority of Americans are ready to walk away from a rules-based order, and that we're ready to walk away from our commitment to democracy."
February 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
what this should actually tell countries that want a good relationship with a stable and prosperous US is that they should collude to help democrats
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Incredible especially in conjunction with the emails where Epstein and Woody Allen talked about how odious *Dersh* is. Just a real turducken of awful men.
Glinner is so odious 👀
(How odious is he)
He's so odious that even Alan Dershowitz thinks he fuckin sucks
(How odious is he)
He's so odious that even Alan Dershowitz thinks he fuckin sucks
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Incredible especially in conjunction with the emails where Epstein and Woody Allen talked about how odious *Dersh* is. Just a real turducken of awful men.
Con Ed emailing me that my energy use is up…what am I supposed to do about that exactly. It is cold.
February 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Con Ed emailing me that my energy use is up…what am I supposed to do about that exactly. It is cold.
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Yeah these people stole a child from her family and country, and for some reason I cannot begin to fathom the Virginia Supreme Court has signed off on it.
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February 13, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Yeah these people stole a child from her family and country, and for some reason I cannot begin to fathom the Virginia Supreme Court has signed off on it.
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February 13, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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This story is from 2018. It's horrible, and does illustrate that the problem is longstanding, but it's irresponsible to post it as if it's current news. You should delete this post.
CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
7-Year-Old Migrant Girl Dies Of Dehydration And Shock In U.S. Border Patrol Custody
The girl's death underscores the crisis precipitated by large groups of families seeking asylum where there are inadequate facilities to detain them.
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February 13, 2026 at 4:25 AM
This story is from 2018. It's horrible, and does illustrate that the problem is longstanding, but it's irresponsible to post it as if it's current news. You should delete this post.
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this is obviously horrific but i also am really stuck on imagining what measures these people are going to have to take to keep the kid from eventually figuring out she was kidnapped and her bio relatives were lied to and still fought for her. like this is public record now.
My priors and the reporting all make me think this is horrific, but does anyone have the actual opinion and dissents before I pop off too much?
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Virginia Supreme Court rules US Marine's adoption of an Afghan war orphan will stand
The Virginia Supreme Court has ruled that a U.S. Marine and his wife will keep an Afghan orphan they brought home in defiance of the U.S. government’s decision to reunite her with her Afghan family.
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February 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
this is obviously horrific but i also am really stuck on imagining what measures these people are going to have to take to keep the kid from eventually figuring out she was kidnapped and her bio relatives were lied to and still fought for her. like this is public record now.
Not her blankie—
“.. Noem and Lewandowski frequently berate senior level staff, give polygraph tests to employees they don’t trust and have fired employees—in one incident, Lewandowski fired a U.S. Coast Guard pilot after Noem’s blanket was left behind on a plane ..”
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February 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Not her blankie—
Smh in my day they just leaked stuff on War Thunder forums
The Tel Aviv indictment is the first publicly known instance of people being accused of leveraging military secrets to place bets on the popular prediction market. n.pr/4kvG3yW
Israel accuses two of using military secrets to place Polymarket bets
The Tel Aviv indictment is the first publicly known instance of people being accused of leveraging military secrets to place bets on the popular prediction market.
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February 13, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Smh in my day they just leaked stuff on War Thunder forums
Outstanding thread
Want to hear the dumbest encounter with military law enforcement and federal prosecution I ever came across in the Army
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Outstanding thread
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Good god
"The justices wrote that a Virginia law that cements adoption orders after six months bars the child’s Afghan relatives from challenging the court, no matter how flawed its orders and even if the adoption was obtained by fraud."
"The justices wrote that a Virginia law that cements adoption orders after six months bars the child’s Afghan relatives from challenging the court, no matter how flawed its orders and even if the adoption was obtained by fraud."
My priors and the reporting all make me think this is horrific, but does anyone have the actual opinion and dissents before I pop off too much?
apnews.com/article/afgh...
apnews.com/article/afgh...
Virginia Supreme Court rules US Marine's adoption of an Afghan war orphan will stand
The Virginia Supreme Court has ruled that a U.S. Marine and his wife will keep an Afghan orphan they brought home in defiance of the U.S. government’s decision to reunite her with her Afghan family.
apnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Good god
"The justices wrote that a Virginia law that cements adoption orders after six months bars the child’s Afghan relatives from challenging the court, no matter how flawed its orders and even if the adoption was obtained by fraud."
"The justices wrote that a Virginia law that cements adoption orders after six months bars the child’s Afghan relatives from challenging the court, no matter how flawed its orders and even if the adoption was obtained by fraud."
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Look at me. I am the captain now.
February 13, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Look at me. I am the captain now.
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I just don't understand how the first VA court could exercise jurisdiction over a child in a foreign country who was only in US military custody because the US killed her parents, in an entirely one-sided proceeding involving people whose only connection to the child was that they heard she existed
February 13, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I just don't understand how the first VA court could exercise jurisdiction over a child in a foreign country who was only in US military custody because the US killed her parents, in an entirely one-sided proceeding involving people whose only connection to the child was that they heard she existed