Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
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Finally logged, as best as I can tell, every one of my Cats (2019) viewings.
Incredible especially in conjunction with the emails where Epstein and Woody Allen talked about how odious *Dersh* is. Just a real turducken of awful men.
Glinner is so odious 👀
(How odious is he)
He's so odious that even Alan Dershowitz thinks he fuckin sucks
(How odious is he)
He's so odious that even Alan Dershowitz thinks he fuckin sucks
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Incredible especially in conjunction with the emails where Epstein and Woody Allen talked about how odious *Dersh* is. Just a real turducken of awful men.
Con Ed emailing me that my energy use is up…what am I supposed to do about that exactly. It is cold.
February 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Con Ed emailing me that my energy use is up…what am I supposed to do about that exactly. It is cold.
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Yeah these people stole a child from her family and country, and for some reason I cannot begin to fathom the Virginia Supreme Court has signed off on it.
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February 13, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Yeah these people stole a child from her family and country, and for some reason I cannot begin to fathom the Virginia Supreme Court has signed off on it.
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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This story is from 2018. It's horrible, and does illustrate that the problem is longstanding, but it's irresponsible to post it as if it's current news. You should delete this post.
CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old.
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
“8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ
7-Year-Old Migrant Girl Dies Of Dehydration And Shock In U.S. Border Patrol Custody
The girl's death underscores the crisis precipitated by large groups of families seeking asylum where there are inadequate facilities to detain them.
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February 13, 2026 at 4:25 AM
This story is from 2018. It's horrible, and does illustrate that the problem is longstanding, but it's irresponsible to post it as if it's current news. You should delete this post.
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this is obviously horrific but i also am really stuck on imagining what measures these people are going to have to take to keep the kid from eventually figuring out she was kidnapped and her bio relatives were lied to and still fought for her. like this is public record now.
My priors and the reporting all make me think this is horrific, but does anyone have the actual opinion and dissents before I pop off too much?
apnews.com/article/afgh...
apnews.com/article/afgh...
Virginia Supreme Court rules US Marine's adoption of an Afghan war orphan will stand
The Virginia Supreme Court has ruled that a U.S. Marine and his wife will keep an Afghan orphan they brought home in defiance of the U.S. government’s decision to reunite her with her Afghan family.
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February 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
this is obviously horrific but i also am really stuck on imagining what measures these people are going to have to take to keep the kid from eventually figuring out she was kidnapped and her bio relatives were lied to and still fought for her. like this is public record now.
Not her blankie—
“.. Noem and Lewandowski frequently berate senior level staff, give polygraph tests to employees they don’t trust and have fired employees—in one incident, Lewandowski fired a U.S. Coast Guard pilot after Noem’s blanket was left behind on a plane ..”
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February 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Not her blankie—
Smh in my day they just leaked stuff on War Thunder forums
The Tel Aviv indictment is the first publicly known instance of people being accused of leveraging military secrets to place bets on the popular prediction market. n.pr/4kvG3yW
Israel accuses two of using military secrets to place Polymarket bets
The Tel Aviv indictment is the first publicly known instance of people being accused of leveraging military secrets to place bets on the popular prediction market.
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February 13, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Smh in my day they just leaked stuff on War Thunder forums
Outstanding thread
Want to hear the dumbest encounter with military law enforcement and federal prosecution I ever came across in the Army
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Outstanding thread
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Good god
"The justices wrote that a Virginia law that cements adoption orders after six months bars the child’s Afghan relatives from challenging the court, no matter how flawed its orders and even if the adoption was obtained by fraud."
"The justices wrote that a Virginia law that cements adoption orders after six months bars the child’s Afghan relatives from challenging the court, no matter how flawed its orders and even if the adoption was obtained by fraud."
My priors and the reporting all make me think this is horrific, but does anyone have the actual opinion and dissents before I pop off too much?
apnews.com/article/afgh...
apnews.com/article/afgh...
Virginia Supreme Court rules US Marine's adoption of an Afghan war orphan will stand
The Virginia Supreme Court has ruled that a U.S. Marine and his wife will keep an Afghan orphan they brought home in defiance of the U.S. government’s decision to reunite her with her Afghan family.
apnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Good god
"The justices wrote that a Virginia law that cements adoption orders after six months bars the child’s Afghan relatives from challenging the court, no matter how flawed its orders and even if the adoption was obtained by fraud."
"The justices wrote that a Virginia law that cements adoption orders after six months bars the child’s Afghan relatives from challenging the court, no matter how flawed its orders and even if the adoption was obtained by fraud."
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Look at me. I am the captain now.
February 13, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Look at me. I am the captain now.
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I just don't understand how the first VA court could exercise jurisdiction over a child in a foreign country who was only in US military custody because the US killed her parents, in an entirely one-sided proceeding involving people whose only connection to the child was that they heard she existed
February 13, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I just don't understand how the first VA court could exercise jurisdiction over a child in a foreign country who was only in US military custody because the US killed her parents, in an entirely one-sided proceeding involving people whose only connection to the child was that they heard she existed
Now to take a big sippy and find out what else Yung Schlafly has written—
February 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Now to take a big sippy and find out what else Yung Schlafly has written—
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They finalized the adoption while she wasn’t even in the country! I feel insane
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
They finalized the adoption while she wasn’t even in the country! I feel insane
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Man, it's worse than this. At the six month point at which the deadline supposedly had passed, the kid was still with her Afghan family! They didn't even know it was happening! She didn't even get kidnapped by the Marine until like a year later.
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Man, it's worse than this. At the six month point at which the deadline supposedly had passed, the kid was still with her Afghan family! They didn't even know it was happening! She didn't even get kidnapped by the Marine until like a year later.
My priors and the reporting all make me think this is horrific, but does anyone have the actual opinion and dissents before I pop off too much?
apnews.com/article/afgh...
apnews.com/article/afgh...
Virginia Supreme Court rules US Marine's adoption of an Afghan war orphan will stand
The Virginia Supreme Court has ruled that a U.S. Marine and his wife will keep an Afghan orphan they brought home in defiance of the U.S. government’s decision to reunite her with her Afghan family.
apnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
My priors and the reporting all make me think this is horrific, but does anyone have the actual opinion and dissents before I pop off too much?
apnews.com/article/afgh...
apnews.com/article/afgh...
An absolute legend
Happy 82nd birthday to Stockard Channing, who has always understood the assignment.
February 13, 2026 at 12:19 AM
An absolute legend
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I have always found it interesting that one of Harry & Meghan's worst royal media cycles — their use of private jets in Aug. 2019 — began the same day new pictures of Prince Andrew at Epstein’s NYC home in December 2010 were published.
February 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I have always found it interesting that one of Harry & Meghan's worst royal media cycles — their use of private jets in Aug. 2019 — began the same day new pictures of Prince Andrew at Epstein’s NYC home in December 2010 were published.
As with so many topics, many of you would benefit from learning about the concept of a rebuttable presumption.
Oh cool we’re doing dramatic blanket statements about homeschooling again huh. Surely there can’t be any nuance ever.
February 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
As with so many topics, many of you would benefit from learning about the concept of a rebuttable presumption.
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my strongest opinion about homeschooling is that we should ban charter and private schools and put enormous amounts of money into public schools
February 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
my strongest opinion about homeschooling is that we should ban charter and private schools and put enormous amounts of money into public schools
Oh cool we’re doing dramatic blanket statements about homeschooling again huh. Surely there can’t be any nuance ever.
February 12, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Oh cool we’re doing dramatic blanket statements about homeschooling again huh. Surely there can’t be any nuance ever.
What in the Shane Hollander
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
What in the Shane Hollander
Regardless of what he said, my question is why the FUCK there was a man behind Hot Girls for Zohran
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‘Hot Girls for Zohran’ Co-Founder Floated Conspiracy Theories About Israel
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February 12, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Regardless of what he said, my question is why the FUCK there was a man behind Hot Girls for Zohran
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Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival