Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
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“Lesbian consultant.” “The Chappell Roan of twitter” (and maybe bluesky?) “A good argument, just miles outside the scope.” Union girlie powered by iced tea and Carly Rae. Please be normal in my mentions.
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Finally logged, as best as I can tell, every one of my Cats (2019) viewings.
More cross tabs should include “goes to therapy”
"I'm sad all the time and I don't know why" isn't a polling category and also doesn't sound serious, but "the economy is bad" does.
February 16, 2026 at 2:20 AM
More cross tabs should include “goes to therapy”
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
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February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."
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I could handle that much better than I could handle wigs in a British court. Objection your honor, Lord Fancypants left his curlers in too long
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I could handle that much better than I could handle wigs in a British court. Objection your honor, Lord Fancypants left his curlers in too long
Making an important point by posting a fake photo
You bring this stuff up and they start bending over backwards to claim it was better or more reasonable somehow.
February 16, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Making an important point by posting a fake photo
My relatives 100 years ago:
It's great to live in a country (Canada, Japan, UK, France, Germany, Sweden, Italy, etc.) where citizens don't worry about if the next election will be canceled, if they will be allowed to register to vote, if they will have to stand in line for hours to vote, or if their vote will be counted.
February 16, 2026 at 12:36 AM
My relatives 100 years ago:
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i could never be a defendant in a french court. what do you mean the guy presenting evidence against me is dressed like cruella de vil.
On the other hand this is the prosecutor's outfit so probably they know what they're doing.
February 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
i could never be a defendant in a french court. what do you mean the guy presenting evidence against me is dressed like cruella de vil.
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I’m going diverge from this a little bit because there’s a small critique I want to make that has big policy implications - Americans weren’t traumatized by death, and I understand why we interpret it as death, they’re traumatized by a year+ interruption to their normal lives.
"Americans are to a greater and lesser extent all psychologically traumatized from watching more than a million Americans die from COVID, and explain that general sense of malaise through economic sentiment" has always struck me as a parsimonious explanation.
February 16, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I’m going diverge from this a little bit because there’s a small critique I want to make that has big policy implications - Americans weren’t traumatized by death, and I understand why we interpret it as death, they’re traumatized by a year+ interruption to their normal lives.
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a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
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Episode 5 spoiler
February 15, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Episode 5 spoiler
Working on a new notes app list
February 15, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Working on a new notes app list
Corinne has a PAST
I think about the woman on the sample of the 1988-2021 French ID card a lot. What’s her story?
![A sample of the old French national ID. It is aesthetically very 1988 with aqua to dark blue waves and a white RF on the background. The top reads RÉPUBLIQUE FRANÇAISE
CARTE NATIONALE D'IDENTITÉ N°: 880692310285
Nationalité Française
Nom : BERTHIER
Prénoms): CORINNE
Sexe : F
Né(e) le : 06.12.1965
a: PARIS 1ER (75)
Taille : 1M70
Signature du titulaire : Corinne Berthier [overlaid with SPECIMEN]
A woman is posed in partial profile for a black and white photo. She has knowing eyes. She looks extremely French.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5s7ux6mx3iw5smmini5mzda2/bafkreibc6yeama3yfd3x2stwtmjzs55hnnvexflhdrdu66vfkdwvtzucwi@jpeg)
February 15, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Corinne has a PAST
I should do a politics version of this list. Gale Brewer, Sue Altman, there must be many such cases.
there’s a reason they have a whole section on the list
February 15, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I should do a politics version of this list. Gale Brewer, Sue Altman, there must be many such cases.
Bless their tiny little brains
February 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Bless their tiny little brains
Might as well just pin this now I guess
February 15, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Might as well just pin this now I guess
in my sports girlie era (wearing a mets tshirt to sit around and binge old love is blind)
February 15, 2026 at 10:35 PM
in my sports girlie era (wearing a mets tshirt to sit around and binge old love is blind)
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"Volunteers are trained in what to do should ICE agents follow them on home deliveries or pull them over, including eating the slips of paper that contain the addresses of aid recipients."
jeeeezus
jeeeezus
February 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
"Volunteers are trained in what to do should ICE agents follow them on home deliveries or pull them over, including eating the slips of paper that contain the addresses of aid recipients."
jeeeezus
jeeeezus
i could never be a defendant in a french court. what do you mean the guy presenting evidence against me is dressed like cruella de vil.
On the other hand this is the prosecutor's outfit so probably they know what they're doing.
February 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
i could never be a defendant in a french court. what do you mean the guy presenting evidence against me is dressed like cruella de vil.
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the thing about the french that always gets me is that everyone has a visibly rich inner life. not an npc in the bunch. absolutely goatmaxxed vibes of the mind.
February 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
the thing about the french that always gets me is that everyone has a visibly rich inner life. not an npc in the bunch. absolutely goatmaxxed vibes of the mind.
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February 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Reading about the appeal of one of the men made me feel like I don't understand how courts work.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
It's like... essentially a full retrial with live witnesses, but with a jury that includes judges(?), and they also get to revisit sentence even though it's his appeal?
www.bbc.com/news/article...
It's like... essentially a full retrial with live witnesses, but with a jury that includes judges(?), and they also get to revisit sentence even though it's his appeal?
Man who appealed Pelicot rape conviction handed longer jail term
A French court increases by a year the jail term of the only man who challenged his conviction for raping Gisèle Pelicot.
www.bbc.com
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Reading about the appeal of one of the men made me feel like I don't understand how courts work.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
It's like... essentially a full retrial with live witnesses, but with a jury that includes judges(?), and they also get to revisit sentence even though it's his appeal?
www.bbc.com/news/article...
It's like... essentially a full retrial with live witnesses, but with a jury that includes judges(?), and they also get to revisit sentence even though it's his appeal?
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I suspect it's because the "so-and-so act" is usually named for the legislators who wrote/sponsored/promoted it or its principles, while "blank's law" is usually some tough-on-crime thing named for a victim, which tends to fall more under the emotional manipulation rubric. Brady being an exception.
February 15, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I suspect it's because the "so-and-so act" is usually named for the legislators who wrote/sponsored/promoted it or its principles, while "blank's law" is usually some tough-on-crime thing named for a victim, which tends to fall more under the emotional manipulation rubric. Brady being an exception.
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lol, I replied before seeing this. I think the legal answer is: in general when a law gets named after someone it's usually because the emotional manipulation is needed to get a bad law passed. Maybe the Brady Bill (before it got neutered by the Courts) counts as a good one?
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
lol, I replied before seeing this. I think the legal answer is: in general when a law gets named after someone it's usually because the emotional manipulation is needed to get a bad law passed. Maybe the Brady Bill (before it got neutered by the Courts) counts as a good one?
are there any examples of “someone’s law” that are good?
February 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
are there any examples of “someone’s law” that are good?
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Oh, so we're just denying Gaston's lived experience now?
If you're eating one egg a day, a 2% increase in egg costs raises your egg spending by about two dollars annually. You'd notice this?
February 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Oh, so we're just denying Gaston's lived experience now?