Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
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“Lesbian consultant.” “The Chappell Roan of twitter” (and maybe bluesky?) “A good argument, just miles outside the scope.” Union girlie powered by iced tea and Carly Rae. Please be normal in my mentions.
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No one talks about this….
February 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
No one talks about this….
As you should all my tweets
February 13, 2026 at 3:41 AM
As you should all my tweets
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this is obviously horrific but i also am really stuck on imagining what measures these people are going to have to take to keep the kid from eventually figuring out she was kidnapped and her bio relatives were lied to and still fought for her. like this is public record now.
My priors and the reporting all make me think this is horrific, but does anyone have the actual opinion and dissents before I pop off too much?
apnews.com/article/afgh...
apnews.com/article/afgh...
Virginia Supreme Court rules US Marine's adoption of an Afghan war orphan will stand
The Virginia Supreme Court has ruled that a U.S. Marine and his wife will keep an Afghan orphan they brought home in defiance of the U.S. government’s decision to reunite her with her Afghan family.
apnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
this is obviously horrific but i also am really stuck on imagining what measures these people are going to have to take to keep the kid from eventually figuring out she was kidnapped and her bio relatives were lied to and still fought for her. like this is public record now.
Not her blankie—
“.. Noem and Lewandowski frequently berate senior level staff, give polygraph tests to employees they don’t trust and have fired employees—in one incident, Lewandowski fired a U.S. Coast Guard pilot after Noem’s blanket was left behind on a plane ..”
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February 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Not her blankie—
I can respect leaking military secrets to win a forum argument but to do it for profit is just unseemly.
February 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I can respect leaking military secrets to win a forum argument but to do it for profit is just unseemly.
No I think it’s pretty reasonable to talk about candidates in an election in which I am participating, but thank you for making it clear which one of us is the normal one here and which one is fixated on decade old grudges.
February 13, 2026 at 2:24 AM
No I think it’s pretty reasonable to talk about candidates in an election in which I am participating, but thank you for making it clear which one of us is the normal one here and which one is fixated on decade old grudges.
Smh in my day they just leaked stuff on War Thunder forums
The Tel Aviv indictment is the first publicly known instance of people being accused of leveraging military secrets to place bets on the popular prediction market. n.pr/4kvG3yW
Israel accuses two of using military secrets to place Polymarket bets
The Tel Aviv indictment is the first publicly known instance of people being accused of leveraging military secrets to place bets on the popular prediction market.
n.pr
February 13, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Smh in my day they just leaked stuff on War Thunder forums
I cannot in fact fathom why people who are never going to vote for any Democrat spend 47 hours a day posting about them, actually.
February 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I cannot in fact fathom why people who are never going to vote for any Democrat spend 47 hours a day posting about them, actually.
Outstanding thread
Want to hear the dumbest encounter with military law enforcement and federal prosecution I ever came across in the Army
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Outstanding thread
You’re replying to posts about an elected official potentially running to be elected to a different position
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
You’re replying to posts about an elected official potentially running to be elected to a different position
I honestly assumed he was just like all the other big news guys and didn’t actually read his mentions
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I honestly assumed he was just like all the other big news guys and didn’t actually read his mentions
Okay well that seems a bit harsh
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Okay well that seems a bit harsh
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Good god
"The justices wrote that a Virginia law that cements adoption orders after six months bars the child’s Afghan relatives from challenging the court, no matter how flawed its orders and even if the adoption was obtained by fraud."
"The justices wrote that a Virginia law that cements adoption orders after six months bars the child’s Afghan relatives from challenging the court, no matter how flawed its orders and even if the adoption was obtained by fraud."
My priors and the reporting all make me think this is horrific, but does anyone have the actual opinion and dissents before I pop off too much?
apnews.com/article/afgh...
apnews.com/article/afgh...
Virginia Supreme Court rules US Marine's adoption of an Afghan war orphan will stand
The Virginia Supreme Court has ruled that a U.S. Marine and his wife will keep an Afghan orphan they brought home in defiance of the U.S. government’s decision to reunite her with her Afghan family.
apnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Good god
"The justices wrote that a Virginia law that cements adoption orders after six months bars the child’s Afghan relatives from challenging the court, no matter how flawed its orders and even if the adoption was obtained by fraud."
"The justices wrote that a Virginia law that cements adoption orders after six months bars the child’s Afghan relatives from challenging the court, no matter how flawed its orders and even if the adoption was obtained by fraud."
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Look at me. I am the captain now.
February 13, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Look at me. I am the captain now.
Then why are you even commenting on electoral politics? Like go do your dictatorship and leave the rest of us alone.
February 13, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Then why are you even commenting on electoral politics? Like go do your dictatorship and leave the rest of us alone.
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I just don't understand how the first VA court could exercise jurisdiction over a child in a foreign country who was only in US military custody because the US killed her parents, in an entirely one-sided proceeding involving people whose only connection to the child was that they heard she existed
February 13, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I just don't understand how the first VA court could exercise jurisdiction over a child in a foreign country who was only in US military custody because the US killed her parents, in an entirely one-sided proceeding involving people whose only connection to the child was that they heard she existed
What a great question. I would answer if I could!
February 13, 2026 at 1:17 AM
What a great question. I would answer if I could!
To be strictly fair I believe that was Bethany Shonda Mandel
February 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
To be strictly fair I believe that was Bethany Shonda Mandel
He should [redacted] at the next conference
February 13, 2026 at 1:08 AM
He should [redacted] at the next conference
Coined by @judedoyle.bsky.social iirc
February 13, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Coined by @judedoyle.bsky.social iirc
Now to take a big sippy and find out what else Yung Schlafly has written—
February 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Now to take a big sippy and find out what else Yung Schlafly has written—
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They finalized the adoption while she wasn’t even in the country! I feel insane
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
They finalized the adoption while she wasn’t even in the country! I feel insane
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Man, it's worse than this. At the six month point at which the deadline supposedly had passed, the kid was still with her Afghan family! They didn't even know it was happening! She didn't even get kidnapped by the Marine until like a year later.
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Man, it's worse than this. At the six month point at which the deadline supposedly had passed, the kid was still with her Afghan family! They didn't even know it was happening! She didn't even get kidnapped by the Marine until like a year later.
They finalized the adoption while she wasn’t even in the country! I feel insane
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
They finalized the adoption while she wasn’t even in the country! I feel insane
If only there were some sort of body with the authority to declare that law unconstitutional
February 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
If only there were some sort of body with the authority to declare that law unconstitutional