Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
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hi, judge expert here, judges only do this when they're in extreme distress!
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February 14, 2026 at 6:24 AM
hi, judge expert here, judges only do this when they're in extreme distress!
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the makers of escape from ever after are cooking in ways ao3 can’t even imagine. cthulhu and sherlock holmes just got married.
February 14, 2026 at 5:29 AM
the makers of escape from ever after are cooking in ways ao3 can’t even imagine. cthulhu and sherlock holmes just got married.
i think there are one or two policy differences between gavin newcomb and stephen miller
February 14, 2026 at 5:11 AM
i think there are one or two policy differences between gavin newcomb and stephen miller
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February 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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The virgin New York Dem (thinks surely the average Tulsan just needs to be educated) vs the chad Oklahoma Dem (understands that carpet bombing the whole state is the moderate position)
February 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
The virgin New York Dem (thinks surely the average Tulsan just needs to be educated) vs the chad Oklahoma Dem (understands that carpet bombing the whole state is the moderate position)
Guy next to me on the train is scrolling Threads while listening to “Tyler Hubbard,” truly there are two Americas
February 13, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Guy next to me on the train is scrolling Threads while listening to “Tyler Hubbard,” truly there are two Americas
@ashlieatkinson.bsky.social ahhhh mazel tov on s4!!!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
@ashlieatkinson.bsky.social ahhhh mazel tov on s4!!!!!!
Red state Dems are so beast mode
Gov. Laura Kelly vetoed a controversial bathroom bill that forces transgender people to use facilities that match their biological sex at birth, saying the poorly drafted legislation would have far-reaching consequences #ksleg via @crazeywriter.bsky.social kansasreflector.com/2026/02/13/k...
Kansas governor vetoes anti-trans bathroom bill, citing ‘numerous and significant consequences' • Kansas Reflector
Gov. Laura Kelly vetoed a controversial bathroom bill Friday, saying the poorly drafted legislation would have far-reaching consequences.
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February 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Red state Dems are so beast mode
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This is exactly who I’d ask about this
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
This is exactly who I’d ask about this
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build a luge in one of the western states that are 80% government land, find some Midwest guys who wear shorts in -5°, strap a helmet on them, and build our sliding program. it cannot be that hard.
February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
build a luge in one of the western states that are 80% government land, find some Midwest guys who wear shorts in -5°, strap a helmet on them, and build our sliding program. it cannot be that hard.
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The biggest political divide on here is not between left and liberal but between "politics is real and involves real outcomes for real people" and "no it doesn't fuck you"
February 13, 2026 at 6:28 PM
The biggest political divide on here is not between left and liberal but between "politics is real and involves real outcomes for real people" and "no it doesn't fuck you"
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The thing about all the Newsom posting is that people are giving themselves negative feelings about the party as a whole based on something at best hypothetical (more likely imaginary) and after the thing doesn’t come to pass, those negative feelings will remain, searching for justification.
February 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
The thing about all the Newsom posting is that people are giving themselves negative feelings about the party as a whole based on something at best hypothetical (more likely imaginary) and after the thing doesn’t come to pass, those negative feelings will remain, searching for justification.
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need the nerds that run this site to add the mute retweet function. dear god you people repost some slop.
February 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
need the nerds that run this site to add the mute retweet function. dear god you people repost some slop.
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I got over my allergies after the first two weeks with my kitten, like a real man
February 13, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I got over my allergies after the first two weeks with my kitten, like a real man
Cat allergies aren’t real, it’s just misogyny
February 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Cat allergies aren’t real, it’s just misogyny
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not to deny the stupid toxicity of the take, but when an account has been here 2 and a half years and has 12 followers we don’t actually have to care what they say
February 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
not to deny the stupid toxicity of the take, but when an account has been here 2 and a half years and has 12 followers we don’t actually have to care what they say
PLEASE do an election interference we are BEGGING
what this should actually tell countries that want a good relationship with a stable and prosperous US is that they should collude to help democrats
there's a lot of talk about how the US has permanently destroyed its position in the world and while I do think it's done some real damage I also think we underestimate how readily a lot of former allies will be willing to rekindle a relationship if we replace this regime
February 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
PLEASE do an election interference we are BEGGING
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what this should actually tell countries that want a good relationship with a stable and prosperous US is that they should collude to help democrats
there's a lot of talk about how the US has permanently destroyed its position in the world and while I do think it's done some real damage I also think we underestimate how readily a lot of former allies will be willing to rekindle a relationship if we replace this regime
AOC: "I think we have to recognize that we are in a new day and in a new time. But that does not mean that the majority of Americans are ready to walk away from a rules-based order, and that we're ready to walk away from our commitment to democracy."
February 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
what this should actually tell countries that want a good relationship with a stable and prosperous US is that they should collude to help democrats
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Incredible especially in conjunction with the emails where Epstein and Woody Allen talked about how odious *Dersh* is. Just a real turducken of awful men.
Glinner is so odious 👀
(How odious is he)
He's so odious that even Alan Dershowitz thinks he fuckin sucks
(How odious is he)
He's so odious that even Alan Dershowitz thinks he fuckin sucks
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Incredible especially in conjunction with the emails where Epstein and Woody Allen talked about how odious *Dersh* is. Just a real turducken of awful men.
Con Ed emailing me that my energy use is up…what am I supposed to do about that exactly. It is cold.
February 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Con Ed emailing me that my energy use is up…what am I supposed to do about that exactly. It is cold.
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Yeah these people stole a child from her family and country, and for some reason I cannot begin to fathom the Virginia Supreme Court has signed off on it.
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February 13, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Yeah these people stole a child from her family and country, and for some reason I cannot begin to fathom the Virginia Supreme Court has signed off on it.
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February 13, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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