Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
“Lesbian consultant.” “The Chappell Roan of twitter” (and maybe bluesky?) “A good argument, just miles outside the scope.” Union girlie powered by iced tea and Carly Rae. Please be normal in my mentions.
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Finally logged, as best as I can tell, every one of my Cats (2019) viewings.
One of the many mysteries of union life, along with why are all the lawyers and grad students members of the United Auto Workers
February 12, 2026 at 8:18 AM
One of the many mysteries of union life, along with why are all the lawyers and grad students members of the United Auto Workers
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Oh cool they’re going to try to use the FTC to go after trans kids now. Cool cool cool.
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Oh cool they’re going to try to use the FTC to go after trans kids now. Cool cool cool.
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
TIL Gavin is married
February 12, 2026 at 6:58 AM
TIL Gavin is married
What happen
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 AM
What happen
February 12, 2026 at 6:11 AM
OH. I thought you meant like replaced in casting. I didn’t realize that was him!
February 12, 2026 at 5:31 AM
OH. I thought you meant like replaced in casting. I didn’t realize that was him!
I’ve had a lot of tweets stolen by meme pages
February 12, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I’ve had a lot of tweets stolen by meme pages
Plausibly me lmao
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Plausibly me lmao
LMAOOOOOOOOO
February 12, 2026 at 5:17 AM
LMAOOOOOOOOO
@cbowen.bsky.social lol literally no one?
February 12, 2026 at 5:10 AM
@cbowen.bsky.social lol literally no one?
we’re gonna have to double the capacity of bar discipline committees in reconstruction ii
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"Aides to Todd Blanche directed the U.S. Atty’s office and FBI agents based in MN to shut down a civil rights investigation into an officer’s fatal shooting of Renee Good and instead alter it to probe Good for possible criminal liability, according to three people briefed on the discussions."
"Aides to Todd Blanche directed the U.S. Atty’s office and FBI agents based in MN to shut down a civil rights investigation into an officer’s fatal shooting of Renee Good and instead alter it to probe Good for possible criminal liability, according to three people briefed on the discussions."
February 12, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Hell yeah.
February 12, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Hell yeah.
New comrades just dropped (it like it’s hot)
🌟 Sex workers at Sheri’s Ranch, a legal brothel in Pahrump, Nevada, are unionizing with the Communications Workers of America @cwaunion.bsky.social
Last week, management fired several pro-union workers—including the union’s primary organizer, Jupiter Jetson
thenevadaindependent.com/article/sex-...
Last week, management fired several pro-union workers—including the union’s primary organizer, Jupiter Jetson
thenevadaindependent.com/article/sex-...
Sex workers at Pahrump brothel are unionizing, alleging unfair contracts and conditions - The Nevada Independent
In the last week, the brothel has fired three workers who challenged a new contract that they say is unfair. Lawyers have filed an injunction with the federal labor board.
thenevadaindependent.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:59 AM
New comrades just dropped (it like it’s hot)
Heckuva job, Bari.
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February 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Heckuva job, Bari.
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*I* ought to look in the mirror? You’re the asshole out here claiming she’s acting that way for hormonal reasons rather than because she’s just a terrible person.
What are your hormones looking like right now? Are they making you post bad?
What are your hormones looking like right now? Are they making you post bad?
February 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
*I* ought to look in the mirror? You’re the asshole out here claiming she’s acting that way for hormonal reasons rather than because she’s just a terrible person.
What are your hormones looking like right now? Are they making you post bad?
What are your hormones looking like right now? Are they making you post bad?
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Hello! I see you've decided to conflate a human being being an evil fascist apologist committing crimes and perpetuating fraud with (checks notes) being a woman. Perhaps you would like to not do this.
Bondi is clearly going through menopause. “…mood changes and "brain fog," often begin during perimenopause (mid-40s to early 50s) - along with irrational moods and temper tantrums
February 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Hello! I see you've decided to conflate a human being being an evil fascist apologist committing crimes and perpetuating fraud with (checks notes) being a woman. Perhaps you would like to not do this.
HI MABEL
February 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
HI MABEL
Mabel’s coat!!!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Mabel’s coat!!!!
I keep telling you to come here
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
I keep telling you to come here
What do you mean again. Are you suggesting Wishbone is dead?????
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 AM
What do you mean again. Are you suggesting Wishbone is dead?????
This is so niche and makes no sense to anyone else but 💯💯💯💯💯💯
February 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
This is so niche and makes no sense to anyone else but 💯💯💯💯💯💯
Pam Bondi watch Wishbone challenge
February 12, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Pam Bondi watch Wishbone challenge