Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
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“Lesbian consultant.” “The Chappell Roan of twitter” (and maybe bluesky?) “A good argument, just miles outside the scope.” Union girlie powered by iced tea and Carly Rae. Please be normal in my mentions.
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Finally logged, as best as I can tell, every one of my Cats (2019) viewings.
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due to timing and skill, this is canonically an olympic event
February 17, 2026 at 2:30 AM
due to timing and skill, this is canonically an olympic event
i don’t even know what to do with “permanent resident illegally votes for donald trump three times, continues to stand by the gop even though they’re going to deport him”
🎁🔗 www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/u...
🎁🔗 www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/u...
The Immigration Debate Came to Rural Kansas. Locals Stood by Their Mayor.
www.nytimes.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:29 AM
i don’t even know what to do with “permanent resident illegally votes for donald trump three times, continues to stand by the gop even though they’re going to deport him”
🎁🔗 www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/u...
🎁🔗 www.nytimes.com/2026/02/16/u...
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FR though that is Tim Robinson levels of "no one has ever used that phrasing and no one ever will again"
February 17, 2026 at 2:05 AM
FR though that is Tim Robinson levels of "no one has ever used that phrasing and no one ever will again"
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Nothing quite like a famous, influential, award-winning author calling you a poopy-Kleenex-head
February 17, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Nothing quite like a famous, influential, award-winning author calling you a poopy-Kleenex-head
joyce is going after elon again
February 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
joyce is going after elon again
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given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports
February 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports
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Especially from people with a track record of being (in the kindest construction) indifferent between liberalism and fascism at the ballot box, “you have to earn my vote” means “my vote cannot be earned”
Hasan isn’t going to vote for any Democrat in 2028. It has nothing to do with Newsom.
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Especially from people with a track record of being (in the kindest construction) indifferent between liberalism and fascism at the ballot box, “you have to earn my vote” means “my vote cannot be earned”
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'Steptoe and Son' becoming 'Sanford and Son' is a fascinating exercise in 'race in the U.S. occupies the same spot as class in the U.K.'
Both also have the other! But in each, one dominates.
Both also have the other! But in each, one dominates.
Remade in the US as Sanford and Son
February 17, 2026 at 12:29 AM
'Steptoe and Son' becoming 'Sanford and Son' is a fascinating exercise in 'race in the U.S. occupies the same spot as class in the U.K.'
Both also have the other! But in each, one dominates.
Both also have the other! But in each, one dominates.
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wait did Milano cookies not even release a special Cortina Olympic flavor for these events?? Do I have to think of everything around here????
February 15, 2026 at 6:13 AM
wait did Milano cookies not even release a special Cortina Olympic flavor for these events?? Do I have to think of everything around here????
if mamdani’s campaign had had the kind of turnover platner’s has, the post would never shut up about it
trying to put platner in the same category as mamdani, who was nothing but highly disciplined in every aspect of his campaign and presentation of his personal life is really fucking annoying
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
if mamdani’s campaign had had the kind of turnover platner’s has, the post would never shut up about it
heckuva job, bari
Anderson Cooper is leaving 60 Minutes after a two-decade run at the newsmagazine. Cooper decided not to renew his CBS contract amid broader upheaval at the network under David Ellison and Bari Weiss.
My latest for @washingtonpost.com:
My latest for @washingtonpost.com:
Anderson Cooper is leaving ‘60 Minutes’ after two decades
Anderson Cooper departs ’60 Minutes’ amid a new evolution at CBS News under editor in chief Bari Weiss.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
heckuva job, bari
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A veritable pornucopia
February 16, 2026 at 11:18 PM
A veritable pornucopia
mom come pick me up, they’re publishing veggie tales smut
www.amazon.com/dp/B0D9FPJTPF
www.amazon.com/dp/B0D9FPJTPF
February 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
mom come pick me up, they’re publishing veggie tales smut
www.amazon.com/dp/B0D9FPJTPF
www.amazon.com/dp/B0D9FPJTPF
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More cross tabs should include “goes to therapy”
"I'm sad all the time and I don't know why" isn't a polling category and also doesn't sound serious, but "the economy is bad" does.
February 16, 2026 at 2:20 AM
More cross tabs should include “goes to therapy”
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High rate of laypeople who SETTLED in their personal experience and think that settlement agreements are an accurate gauge of how a trial will go 🤦♀️
February 16, 2026 at 8:58 PM
High rate of laypeople who SETTLED in their personal experience and think that settlement agreements are an accurate gauge of how a trial will go 🤦♀️
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I'm the designer for lab containment and safety in a scifi horror. Every day before work I take 8 shots of vodka and hit myself in the head with a shovel. I told the head of this multitrillion megacorp that I had 0 experience but he just started rambling about the next phase of human evolution
February 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I'm the designer for lab containment and safety in a scifi horror. Every day before work I take 8 shots of vodka and hit myself in the head with a shovel. I told the head of this multitrillion megacorp that I had 0 experience but he just started rambling about the next phase of human evolution
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I can still remember the theme song for a spin-off of Always Sunny I dreamed about set in Mecklenberg County, North Carolina (where I have never been) called “Everyone’s Having a Real Rough Time in Mecklenberg.”
February 16, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I can still remember the theme song for a spin-off of Always Sunny I dreamed about set in Mecklenberg County, North Carolina (where I have never been) called “Everyone’s Having a Real Rough Time in Mecklenberg.”
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if we’re gonna do 2028 discourse, i want to know what candidate will promise to nationalize cinnabon and let me buy cinnamon filling
every few weeks i walk by a cinnabon and they always have some deranged new topping (pop rocks???) and they never have what they should: side tubs of the cinnamon filling
February 16, 2026 at 4:39 AM
if we’re gonna do 2028 discourse, i want to know what candidate will promise to nationalize cinnabon and let me buy cinnamon filling
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the makers of escape from ever after are cooking in ways ao3 can’t even imagine. cthulhu and sherlock holmes just got married.
February 14, 2026 at 5:29 AM
the makers of escape from ever after are cooking in ways ao3 can’t even imagine. cthulhu and sherlock holmes just got married.
I solved the Monday 2/16/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 4:45! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...
Play The New York Times Crossword
Keep your mind sharp by making The Crossword part of your daily routine.
www.nytimes.com
February 16, 2026 at 5:19 AM
I solved the Monday 2/16/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 4:45! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...
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an underrated cause of the ”newsom/vance inevitable choice“ meme is that many people on this website have played far too many games of “would you rather”
February 16, 2026 at 4:58 AM
an underrated cause of the ”newsom/vance inevitable choice“ meme is that many people on this website have played far too many games of “would you rather”
if we’re gonna do 2028 discourse, i want to know what candidate will promise to nationalize cinnabon and let me buy cinnamon filling
every few weeks i walk by a cinnabon and they always have some deranged new topping (pop rocks???) and they never have what they should: side tubs of the cinnamon filling
February 16, 2026 at 4:39 AM
if we’re gonna do 2028 discourse, i want to know what candidate will promise to nationalize cinnabon and let me buy cinnamon filling
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Colonial plate...same vibes...
February 16, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Colonial plate...same vibes...
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This meme has made me laugh so hard that now I’m wheezing.
February 16, 2026 at 4:09 AM
This meme has made me laugh so hard that now I’m wheezing.
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Retaining a lawyer is a horrific expense (at least in the US) and knowing whether or not it'll even be worth the trouble can be impossible without some kind of guidance
How are ordinary people supposed to know whether their issue is actually worth the trouble of seeking legal assistance?
How are ordinary people supposed to know whether their issue is actually worth the trouble of seeking legal assistance?
February 16, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Retaining a lawyer is a horrific expense (at least in the US) and knowing whether or not it'll even be worth the trouble can be impossible without some kind of guidance
How are ordinary people supposed to know whether their issue is actually worth the trouble of seeking legal assistance?
How are ordinary people supposed to know whether their issue is actually worth the trouble of seeking legal assistance?