Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
“Lesbian consultant.” “The Chappell Roan of twitter” (and maybe bluesky?) “A good argument, just miles outside the scope.” Cis, she/her. Powered by iced tea and Carly Rae. Please be normal in my mentions.
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Finally logged, as best as I can tell, every one of my Cats (2019) viewings.
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One argument opposition politicians could use is talking about how much public money is being blown on this horseshit.
Oh cool they’re going to try to use the FTC to go after trans kids now. Cool cool cool.
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
February 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
One argument opposition politicians could use is talking about how much public money is being blown on this horseshit.
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Oh cool they’re going to try to use the FTC to go after trans kids now. Cool cool cool.
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Oh cool they’re going to try to use the FTC to go after trans kids now. Cool cool cool.
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
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It’s kinda funny how the chief defense of “mass deportations now” at the RNC was “oh voters didn’t see that” but they were apparently absolutely dialed into pronouns and land acknowledgments at the DNC
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
It’s kinda funny how the chief defense of “mass deportations now” at the RNC was “oh voters didn’t see that” but they were apparently absolutely dialed into pronouns and land acknowledgments at the DNC
Need a fanfic where there’s a mixup with credentials at the Olympics and suddenly Shane Hollander finds himself forced to luge
www.olympics.com/en/milano-co...
www.olympics.com/en/milano-co...
Sean HOLLANDER - Olympic Luge Athlete | Milano Cortina 2026 Olympics
Official profile of Olympic athlete Sean HOLLANDER, including results, medals and more. Follow Sean HOLLANDER at Milano Cortina 2026.
www.olympics.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Need a fanfic where there’s a mixup with credentials at the Olympics and suddenly Shane Hollander finds himself forced to luge
www.olympics.com/en/milano-co...
www.olympics.com/en/milano-co...
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Jesus fuck. Punishment can't come soon enough for these bigots.
Oh cool they’re going to try to use the FTC to go after trans kids now. Cool cool cool.
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Jesus fuck. Punishment can't come soon enough for these bigots.
Oh cool they’re going to try to use the FTC to go after trans kids now. Cool cool cool.
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Oh cool they’re going to try to use the FTC to go after trans kids now. Cool cool cool.
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
www.usajobs.gov/job/856161000
Oh so he’s like *stupid* stupid
Unless I missed an earlier one, it looks like we got Emil Bove's first published majority opinion last week. Judge for yourself. www2.ca3.uscourts.gov/opinarch/251...
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Oh so he’s like *stupid* stupid
Lol my therapist cancelled our session because she also has a cold. Entire state is just filled with snot.
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Lol my therapist cancelled our session because she also has a cold. Entire state is just filled with snot.
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The problem is that some on the left know one fact about antisemitism, which is that “anti-zionism is not antisemitism.”
This is like if the only thing you knew about racism was “it’s not racist to criticize Liberia.”
It is true in most cases but you’re not actually anti-racist if you stop there
This is like if the only thing you knew about racism was “it’s not racist to criticize Liberia.”
It is true in most cases but you’re not actually anti-racist if you stop there
Pointing out antisemitism on the left is one of the most annoying experiences one can have on Bluesky, not only do you get actual antisemites in your replies but also other leftists who are reflexively defensive and who bristle at the slightest critique.
February 11, 2026 at 1:07 PM
The problem is that some on the left know one fact about antisemitism, which is that “anti-zionism is not antisemitism.”
This is like if the only thing you knew about racism was “it’s not racist to criticize Liberia.”
It is true in most cases but you’re not actually anti-racist if you stop there
This is like if the only thing you knew about racism was “it’s not racist to criticize Liberia.”
It is true in most cases but you’re not actually anti-racist if you stop there
This is what happens when good rail service is so limited. No you don’t. That’s not true.
Markwayne Mullin defends "show me your papers": "If you're here legally, there's nothing to hide. Most people already are walking around with a government-issued ID, meaning your Real ID or your driver's license. If you go board a train here, you gotta show your ID."
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 PM
This is what happens when good rail service is so limited. No you don’t. That’s not true.
I solved the Wednesday 2/11/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 5:09! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...
Play The New York Times Crossword
Keep your mind sharp by making The Crossword part of your daily routine.
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:35 AM
I solved the Wednesday 2/11/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 5:09! www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...
El Paso’s haunted
The airspace over El Paso airport, Texas, has been suddenly closed by the FAA for ten days, closing the airport too. The airspace has been defined as "National Defence Airspace". Nobody knows why.
(Via @osinttechnical.bsky.social on X)
(Via @osinttechnical.bsky.social on X)
February 11, 2026 at 8:47 AM
El Paso’s haunted
Lesbian Doechii oh I dreamed of days like this
February 11, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Lesbian Doechii oh I dreamed of days like this
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Person from New J*rsey is the real DEI truth nuke but nobody is ready for that conversation
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Person from New J*rsey is the real DEI truth nuke but nobody is ready for that conversation
LFGGGGGGG
Sam Bankman-Fried has just filed a pro se motion for a new trial, via his mother
www.courtlistener.com/docket/66631...
www.courtlistener.com/docket/66631...
February 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM
LFGGGGGGG
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This was Mike Johnson's third failed rule vote of the 119th Congress, bringing him closer to tying the modern era record for rule failure in the House.
Which is currently held by... Mike Johnson, from the 118th Congress
Which is currently held by... Mike Johnson, from the 118th Congress
RULE VOTE FAILS, 217-214.
Three Republicans- Thomas Massie, Kevin Kiley, and Don Bacon - buck the party to allow floor consideration of measures to end Trump's tariffs.
The first such measure, likely on Canada tariffs, could come up as soon as tomorrow
Three Republicans- Thomas Massie, Kevin Kiley, and Don Bacon - buck the party to allow floor consideration of measures to end Trump's tariffs.
The first such measure, likely on Canada tariffs, could come up as soon as tomorrow
Republicans have been holding this vote open for 40 minutes or so, but the holdouts- Massie, Kiley, Bacon, reportedly left the Capitol. The absent Republican is Greg Murphy (R-NC), who has missed a lot of time since a mid December surgery.
Not clear why Johnson is still holding this vote open
Not clear why Johnson is still holding this vote open
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
This was Mike Johnson's third failed rule vote of the 119th Congress, bringing him closer to tying the modern era record for rule failure in the House.
Which is currently held by... Mike Johnson, from the 118th Congress
Which is currently held by... Mike Johnson, from the 118th Congress
What do you mean school shooting in Canada what the fuck
February 11, 2026 at 2:52 AM
What do you mean school shooting in Canada what the fuck
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You know I have been struggling to figure out what is going on with the NYS bureaucracy and I didn't notice the Occam's razor of it all: these laws are being written by people who are stuck in Albany
February 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
You know I have been struggling to figure out what is going on with the NYS bureaucracy and I didn't notice the Occam's razor of it all: these laws are being written by people who are stuck in Albany
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Hurrah for juries but this is insane and the lawyers involved should be disbarred
BREAKING: @carolleonnig.bsky.social reports a federal grand jury in Washington, D.C. declined to indict Sens. Mark Kelly and Elissa Slotkin on charges of seditious conspiracy Tuesday, according to a person familiar with the proceedings.
February 11, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Hurrah for juries but this is insane and the lawyers involved should be disbarred
Inherently suspicious of anyone who runs for NYS legislature. Why would you want a job that requires you to go to Albany on a regular basis.
February 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Inherently suspicious of anyone who runs for NYS legislature. Why would you want a job that requires you to go to Albany on a regular basis.
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Legally I think DDHQ has to give @reginageorgebush.bsky.social their account now
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Legally I think DDHQ has to give @reginageorgebush.bsky.social their account now
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I once processed a course reserves list that assigned more readings by different men named Mike (not even Mike or Michael or Mickey, just Mike) than by women.
Love to be in a union meeting with nearly as many Sam(uel)s speaking as women 👍
February 10, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I once processed a course reserves list that assigned more readings by different men named Mike (not even Mike or Michael or Mickey, just Mike) than by women.
Love to be in a union meeting with nearly as many Sam(uel)s speaking as women 👍
February 10, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Love to be in a union meeting with nearly as many Sam(uel)s speaking as women 👍