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Aaron Cohen

@unlikelywords.bsky.social

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Dad and ice cream shop owner. Books, cats, baking, punk music, running. Carly Rae Jepsen appreciator. Kottke.org contributor. Boston, USA https://linktr.ee/gracies Check out my children's book The Salty Avocado https://bookshop.org/a/3552/9781793381798

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · Nov 7

I saw the Cambridge Starter Pack to help make Bluesky more hyperlocal and got v jealous, so I made a Somerville version for people who live in/talk about Somerville.

If you're not on here and want to be, let me know.

If you're on here and don't want to be, also let me know.
go.bsky.app/7buWWYc

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 4h

Yeah some of his solo stuff is great.

Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 5h

Going over in my head
What seems like everything
Remembering commitments
That nowadays just blend

Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 6h

They had an entire movie made about them, what does Avail have

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 6h

I don't think the band Avail gets talked about enough and it makes me MAD.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 6h

Please come out on Thursday if you love hot dogs and supporting the funding of an enriching learning environment for children.

A Hot Dog Tonight - Argenziano PTA

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 6h

Something you may not know about me is before Gracie’s I produced food festivals around the country and then I stopped for a while and now I do it once in a while to raise money and build community for the PTA.

A yellow flyer with a lion ringed by hot dogs for an event called A Hot Dog Tonight which is Thursday from 5-7 at bow market.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 11h

Hardening cabinet is 10°F

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 5d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 19h

“I’m not tired! I’m
Not,” He assures us as he
Falls asleep early.

Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 20h

We do make Superman!

Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 20h

Jesus Christ that sounds terrible, but I feel compelled to make it.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 21h

Maybe some day. Without the cookies.

Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 21h

This is unhinged, but I was hoping to make it this summer.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 21h

That's a close one for me.

Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 21h

Maybe, yeah, something vegetal. Though between you and I, there probably will be a second iteration of Malort coming in in December.

Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 21h

This comes in pretty hot, though I don't know enough to disagree. Was Judy in Somerville or just after the non-compete?

Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 21h

This seems legit to me.

Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 21h

Oh no.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 21h

Their Plain Jane with bacon is probably a top 3 Boston-area breakfast sandwich.

Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 21h

Tell me your most unhinged ice creamery opinion, as a treat

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 21h

I was definitely there yesterday morning!!

Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 22h

I feel a little bad because she hates social media, but she married a Poster so I make her do stuff like this to get some traction for her campaign page. (Go follow instagram.com/jessieforward3 pls)

Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 23h

Book sounds great, and cover is excellent.

Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 23h

People from Boston recognizing the Dunkin type.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · 1d

Went out canvassing with my best girl during a Nor’easter because she’s got a vision for Somerville schools and we’ve gotta tell as many voters as possible about it. Let’s go!!

A school committee candidate and a dummy out in the rain being shielded from the weather by a yellow umbrella.

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Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · Jul 25

Take me down to Furniture City
Where the couches are clean
And the cushions are pretty.

Aaron Cohen @unlikelywords.bsky.social · Jul 25

It's not true J.D. Vance fucks couches, but it is honest.

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