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Got a new Bruce mobile phone, if anyone wants my new number just try and guess, it’s only 4 digits
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Got a new Bruce mobile phone, if anyone wants my new number just try and guess, it’s only 4 digits
February 7, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Got a new Bruce mobile phone, if anyone wants my new number just try and guess, it’s only 4 digits
I hate these trendy chic weed stores. They should make them feel like visiting your dealer, by hiring a 5 year old to run around with a Turkey sandwich in one hand, a Batman in the other, and explaining a Roblox game to you.
February 8, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I hate these trendy chic weed stores. They should make them feel like visiting your dealer, by hiring a 5 year old to run around with a Turkey sandwich in one hand, a Batman in the other, and explaining a Roblox game to you.
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Got a new Bruce mobile phone, if anyone wants my new number just try and guess, it’s only 4 digits
February 7, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Got a new Bruce mobile phone, if anyone wants my new number just try and guess, it’s only 4 digits
These people break my heart. it’s exactly this insecurity anger and uncertainty that you pour into art. They have the ingredients but they don’t know.That’s the secret. They’re letting AI stop them from learning to express that finally. Grab a scrap of paper and a bic and respect your own mind!
no great artists have ever struggled, a famous thing about artists that we all know. everyone prior to three years ago lived lives of luxury.
![the stupid 'talent is a gatekeeping mechanism' thread that's going around, three posts reading:
tired of having these arguments so i'm gonna lay out the STARK reality of AI for some of you privileged fucks:
1. "talent" is a gatekeeping mechanism that has created a culture of professionalism that is no less of an ivory tower than academia, a moralized proxy for access to time, training, money.
2. being poor means having to make hard choices like:
[a] drawing something yourself in a way society would call "bad" (i.e. unprofessional)
[b] sacrificing resources you don't have to pay a real artist what they're worth (or learn yourself)
[c] not doing it at all, or
[d] using AI.
“just don’t use AI” is a luxury position. when people moralize choices made under scarcity, they’re pretending the menu is the same for everyone. it fucking isn’t.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dei7f7zh74xr3hoghei6ke3d/bafkreig5uei5qn5bkwhgniorhoyesfs73ovo76xwfk2yxprmtnbde4cvp4@jpeg)
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 AM
These people break my heart. it’s exactly this insecurity anger and uncertainty that you pour into art. They have the ingredients but they don’t know.That’s the secret. They’re letting AI stop them from learning to express that finally. Grab a scrap of paper and a bic and respect your own mind!
Everyone who enjoys my comedy and what I do should also be watching my friend Wiz, he always puts on hilarious and creative shows with the funniest guests!
TONIGHT—we expose the RIVERSTONE FILES & conduct a court magickal on a known Riverstone associate BE THERE FOR JUSTICE AT 8PT 🧙♂️
#epsteinfiles #satire #improv
#epsteinfiles #satire #improv
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Everyone who enjoys my comedy and what I do should also be watching my friend Wiz, he always puts on hilarious and creative shows with the funniest guests!
I have a yen for flavor, a longing for zest. And where’s the chip for me?
February 6, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I have a yen for flavor, a longing for zest. And where’s the chip for me?
MAN! it’s already Night Man night again, Man! See you at 8pm CST for more of San Fran’s favorite crime fighter/Jazz himbo as he fights such evils as “Al Capone”and “1998 Elon Musk” (Also starring Kamen Rider Kuuga) on twitch.tv/videohellsystem
February 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
MAN! it’s already Night Man night again, Man! See you at 8pm CST for more of San Fran’s favorite crime fighter/Jazz himbo as he fights such evils as “Al Capone”and “1998 Elon Musk” (Also starring Kamen Rider Kuuga) on twitch.tv/videohellsystem
I gotta guess that guy on the elevator just now assumed my headphones were noise canceling when he tore ass with that panthammer
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I gotta guess that guy on the elevator just now assumed my headphones were noise canceling when he tore ass with that panthammer
I’m gonna wait and see what Lapis Lemon Pepper has to say about it, thanks
Emerald Fennell hopes Wuthering Heights will ‘provoke a primal response’
Emerald Fennell hopes Wuthering Heights will ‘provoke a primal response’
Speaking in conversation at the BFI Southbank in London, the director of the much-anticipated Brontë adaptation also revealed that Margot Robbie asked to play Cathy
www.theguardian.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:47 PM
I’m gonna wait and see what Lapis Lemon Pepper has to say about it, thanks
I wonder what Vine this guy is remembering here
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I wonder what Vine this guy is remembering here
I miss him
February 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I miss him
@aichdubb.bsky.social and I are celebrating their return to Twitch w/ a brand new series watch-along! We’re combining our shared expertise of vampires and dumbasses to bring you live riffs of the Canadian vampire procedural Forever Knight! Episode 1 starts @ 8pm CT on twitch.tv/videohellsysytem
February 5, 2026 at 9:46 PM
@aichdubb.bsky.social and I are celebrating their return to Twitch w/ a brand new series watch-along! We’re combining our shared expertise of vampires and dumbasses to bring you live riffs of the Canadian vampire procedural Forever Knight! Episode 1 starts @ 8pm CT on twitch.tv/videohellsysytem
Let me stop you right at sentence 1 Andrew, I’ll never allow a bald man to hand me a pill
February 5, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Let me stop you right at sentence 1 Andrew, I’ll never allow a bald man to hand me a pill
I just added 3 VHS from my collection to my Patreon! For those that don't know, you can join for free (though support directly helps archive efforts ) and stream every tape there whenever you want! + I add new VHS regularly so the value only grows with the archives! www.patreon.com/posts/decept...?
Deception of a Generation or "Is He-man Satanic?" | Video Hell System
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February 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I just added 3 VHS from my collection to my Patreon! For those that don't know, you can join for free (though support directly helps archive efforts ) and stream every tape there whenever you want! + I add new VHS regularly so the value only grows with the archives! www.patreon.com/posts/decept...?
Marge saying “Is this true Homer? Are we in fiduciary trouble?”
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
February 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Marge saying “Is this true Homer? Are we in fiduciary trouble?”
Republicans “pushing back” is so funny. Imagine being a guy in a heist in the air vents getting on the walkie and being like “hey they just told me we’re TAKING the money…is that right?”
February 4, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Republicans “pushing back” is so funny. Imagine being a guy in a heist in the air vents getting on the walkie and being like “hey they just told me we’re TAKING the money…is that right?”
Got compromised at my sniper position because I kept putting the fat of my pinky in the barrel and pulling it out at an angle to make it go *pop*
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Got compromised at my sniper position because I kept putting the fat of my pinky in the barrel and pulling it out at an angle to make it go *pop*
I’m just terrified that this is the year they’re gonna try and give me the congressional medal of honor and I’m gonna have to turn that shit down
February 4, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I’m just terrified that this is the year they’re gonna try and give me the congressional medal of honor and I’m gonna have to turn that shit down
That tail may be honked up but you ain’t gonna do shit.
February 4, 2026 at 5:22 AM
That tail may be honked up but you ain’t gonna do shit.
Most of my treats these days are little drinks and kegel exercises
February 4, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Most of my treats these days are little drinks and kegel exercises
Listen Jigglypuff just isn’t built to be a physical sweeper man, so either buck up and train a water guy and a dragon guy, or go back to pallet town.
I'm starting to worry these elite might be pedophiles
February 4, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Listen Jigglypuff just isn’t built to be a physical sweeper man, so either buck up and train a water guy and a dragon guy, or go back to pallet town.
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I bought this mask online and tried it on in the bathroom at work
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I bought this mask online and tried it on in the bathroom at work
My day was great babe, someone made a joke post that legitimized my own freaky little anti-social habits and then I got a baby ruth
February 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
My day was great babe, someone made a joke post that legitimized my own freaky little anti-social habits and then I got a baby ruth