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@videohell.bsky.social

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Comedian and Writer,Tape Trader,Streamer,Video Artist, horror and comic nerd. Invite me on your podcast/stream, I’m an easy get. linktr.ee/TheVideoHell

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VHS @videohell.bsky.social · Jul 4

I’m bad at marketing myself so let me try to explain my work clean for my new followers: when you play a drop on my stream, a quick rigid blast of air is fired up my shorts. If you get lucky you can shoot an air bubble into my bloodstream.

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VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 2h

Selling 3 T-shirts that say “you can’t get more Al Dente than raw!” And changing my job on Hinge to “fashion designer/taste maker”

VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 4h

Zoom on the “damn that answer needs work” panel from achewood

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VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 1d

I’m gonna go play Final Fantasy XI until my mental health is gone

VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 2d

The ICE test is 1 question, “what do you call movies?” And if you answer “shows”, they give you a gun and a Punisher gaiter.

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VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 2d

Here’s how it’s gonna work bitch. If you disagree with me politically, I’m gonna start beating your ass.

VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 2d

I had to make a blocklist for everyone posting variations on “where’s Bella” and “have you seen Bella”

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VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah it’s about a family of Adams, you get it

VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 2d

Buddy’s last name is an onomatopoeia for the noise a fold-out bed makes when you’re bouncing on a dick on top of it.

Jacob Bogage @jacobbogage.bsky.social · 2d

Don't take this quote out of context. The question was specifically about it Trump had additional priorities for redoing parts of the White House grounds.

Think whatever you want about what Trump is doing or not doing.

But understand the context of this quote, not just this selective snippet.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."

VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 2d

I can tell by the way you walk around

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VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 2d

That’s Wednesday’s round brother, Thursday Adam

VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 2d

I gaslit my uber driver into thinking it’s actually “Wednesday Adam” today.

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VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve got a little list of prescriptions going to ask my doctor about, ranked by small business I’d like to start when my world goes from b&w to color, then wicker loveseats I want to sit on at the beach.

VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 4d

I think it makes you invisible/visible in your chair, after a skill check. If it’s not doing anything you need to level up

VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 4d

I told you not to get the Red Baron tattoo

VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 4d

I meant turgid sorry.

VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 4d

I’m gonna be furtive as hell today

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VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 4d

Scrolling the “News” feed and at every post giving the cat a real incredulous mug and saying “who gives a shit?” Over and over, Today

VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 4d

If you were my boss and did this to me I’d come across that show-apartment they’re filming in and spin you around a little buddy, I’ll tell you that

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VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 4d

I don’t get memes on my phone. I do the $35 a month plan

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VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 4d

If Bill Maher dies today I’m gonna laugh about it publicly on here

VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 4d

This is extra funny after last week’s debate where when asked “what did you do wrong in the primaries?” Cuomo solemnly,almost sheepishly,answered something like “we were beaten on social media, but that’s not the case anymore…not anymore”

your friend natey @vrunt.social · 4d

this is incredibly dumb even for cuomo

VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 4d

Oh just because I’m posting in some BubuLime jorts from Ross? Grow up

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VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 4d

I’m sure it’s so hard to steal 2 pairs of leggings in 7 days

IrishStar.com @irishstar.com · 4d

A Lululemon store in Boston has fallen prey to shoplifters for a second time in one week.

Major Lululemon store loses $6K in clothing after being robbed twice in one week

www.irishstar.com

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VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 4d

You look like a rolling backpack kid from middle school got one wish, and you asked to be a bank teller. I have no faith in your badass sense

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VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 4d

You notice how people with Nazi ink always “got super drunk and got a tattoo” never “got super drunk and got a cover-up over the Nazi tattoo”?

VHS @videohell.bsky.social · 4d

Now that I’ve confirmed that people can hear what’s happening in my kitchen from the apartment hall, I’ve taken up doing little bits at my dinners in case someone is walking past