Joey McAllister
@joeymcallister.com
Mostly organic material and a series of vibrations registering as sound.
Abides in the liminal space between the Twin Cities of Saint Paul and Minneapolis, where nothing is quite real and anything is possible.
Drums, mandolin. Rarely at the same time.
Abides in the liminal space between the Twin Cities of Saint Paul and Minneapolis, where nothing is quite real and anything is possible.
Drums, mandolin. Rarely at the same time.
Pinned
No kings.
No cowards.
No cowards.
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A person used that word around me on Wednesday night. I asked him not to because it’s offensive and said that we’d moved past it as a society. He evaluated and apologized and bought me a beer. These people are assholes, but they’re also cowards and don’t expect you to call them on their bullshit.
The heart and soul of Trumpism in one tweet
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A person used that word around me on Wednesday night. I asked him not to because it’s offensive and said that we’d moved past it as a society. He evaluated and apologized and bought me a beer. These people are assholes, but they’re also cowards and don’t expect you to call them on their bullshit.
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Fkg former Honduran druglord president, sentenced to 45 years, gets a pardon, while this cute kid gets deported.
College freshman is deported flying home for Thanksgiving surprise, despite court order
A college freshman trying to fly from Boston to Texas to surprise her family for Thanksgiving was deported to Honduras in violation of a court order.
apnews.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Fkg former Honduran druglord president, sentenced to 45 years, gets a pardon, while this cute kid gets deported.
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everyone forgets the full phrase
“fuck around, find out, write it down”
it’s only the scientific method if you write it down, otherwise it’s just sparkling curiosity
“fuck around, find out, write it down”
it’s only the scientific method if you write it down, otherwise it’s just sparkling curiosity
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
everyone forgets the full phrase
“fuck around, find out, write it down”
it’s only the scientific method if you write it down, otherwise it’s just sparkling curiosity
“fuck around, find out, write it down”
it’s only the scientific method if you write it down, otherwise it’s just sparkling curiosity
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I love how clearly excited Jack White was to have Eminem on stage with him
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I love how clearly excited Jack White was to have Eminem on stage with him
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The legal, media, and academic institutions capitulating to an authoritarian ordering payments for favorable treatment are damning themselves to irrelevance. They are destroying their institutions. They will be — and should be — shunned for failing in their most basic purposes for existing.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The legal, media, and academic institutions capitulating to an authoritarian ordering payments for favorable treatment are damning themselves to irrelevance. They are destroying their institutions. They will be — and should be — shunned for failing in their most basic purposes for existing.
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Didn’t even know they let visitors into the cryonics lab.
Who is ready to see Disney On Ice?
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Didn’t even know they let visitors into the cryonics lab.
When my trending topics list is two things, so I know there’s some muted nonsense on there I’m not seeing.
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
When my trending topics list is two things, so I know there’s some muted nonsense on there I’m not seeing.
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Technically “fuck around and find out” is the scientific method
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Technically “fuck around and find out” is the scientific method
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One of my First Nation neighbors has to carry her passport because of fucking ICE.
Native American actor says she was detained by ICE officers who said tribal ID ‘looked fake’
Elaine Miles of Northern Exposure was stopped by four masked men in Seattle while walking to bus stop
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
One of my First Nation neighbors has to carry her passport because of fucking ICE.
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Exclusive: Hegseth ordered everyone killed in the first alleged drug boat strike on Sept. 2, prompting a second hit to finish off survivors in the water in a mission led by SEAL Team 6. Ordering no quarter could legally perilous www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Exclusive: Hegseth ordered everyone killed in the first alleged drug boat strike on Sept. 2, prompting a second hit to finish off survivors in the water in a mission led by SEAL Team 6. Ordering no quarter could legally perilous www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
This is pretty much how Slings & Arrows starts.
Gayety Theater Chorus Line (1938)
Source: Hennepin County Library
Chorus girls, (L to R): Broadhurst, Payne, Dickman and Wilson, are shown on the steps outside their suite at a Loop hotel where their Easter costumes and finery had been locked up after they were late on their rent payment.
Source: Hennepin County Library
Chorus girls, (L to R): Broadhurst, Payne, Dickman and Wilson, are shown on the steps outside their suite at a Loop hotel where their Easter costumes and finery had been locked up after they were late on their rent payment.
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This is pretty much how Slings & Arrows starts.
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Medieval English laws categorized eels by size. The most common types were:
Pimpernell / Pimper eels: very small
Shaft / Dole eels: medium
Stub eels: larger
Red: ??
No one knows for sure what red eels were. But they were bad, & customs officers threw them out if they found any.
🗃️🧪
Pimpernell / Pimper eels: very small
Shaft / Dole eels: medium
Stub eels: larger
Red: ??
No one knows for sure what red eels were. But they were bad, & customs officers threw them out if they found any.
🗃️🧪
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Medieval English laws categorized eels by size. The most common types were:
Pimpernell / Pimper eels: very small
Shaft / Dole eels: medium
Stub eels: larger
Red: ??
No one knows for sure what red eels were. But they were bad, & customs officers threw them out if they found any.
🗃️🧪
Pimpernell / Pimper eels: very small
Shaft / Dole eels: medium
Stub eels: larger
Red: ??
No one knows for sure what red eels were. But they were bad, & customs officers threw them out if they found any.
🗃️🧪
You could cleanly photoshop Batman into this image.
Trade catalog cover
Hubbard Aluminum Products Co.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Artist not credited
c. 1951
Image: Association for Preservation Technology via @archive.org; archive.org/details/Hubb...
Hubbard Aluminum Products Co.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Artist not credited
c. 1951
Image: Association for Preservation Technology via @archive.org; archive.org/details/Hubb...
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You could cleanly photoshop Batman into this image.
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• Modern music? Satanic.
• Roleplaying games? Satanic.
• Horror films? Satanic.
• Video games? Satanic.
• AI trying to convince people that Satan is out to get them? Ehhhh, it’s my little digital buddy. Let’s get it some federal funding.
• Roleplaying games? Satanic.
• Horror films? Satanic.
• Video games? Satanic.
• AI trying to convince people that Satan is out to get them? Ehhhh, it’s my little digital buddy. Let’s get it some federal funding.
August 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
• Modern music? Satanic.
• Roleplaying games? Satanic.
• Horror films? Satanic.
• Video games? Satanic.
• AI trying to convince people that Satan is out to get them? Ehhhh, it’s my little digital buddy. Let’s get it some federal funding.
• Roleplaying games? Satanic.
• Horror films? Satanic.
• Video games? Satanic.
• AI trying to convince people that Satan is out to get them? Ehhhh, it’s my little digital buddy. Let’s get it some federal funding.
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AI is like trying to get help from the 13 year old who just started working at their parent’s hardware store and would rather be playing video games.
July 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
AI is like trying to get help from the 13 year old who just started working at their parent’s hardware store and would rather be playing video games.
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And if you didn’t do this yesterday, the sun is back out for you!
Don’t be the bad neighbor the rest of the block talks shit about and get that ice cleared before it snows again tomorrow.
Don’t be the bad neighbor the rest of the block talks shit about and get that ice cleared before it snows again tomorrow.
If you didn’t get your sidewalks cleared yesterday, now is a great time to take advantage of the sunshine!
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
And if you didn’t do this yesterday, the sun is back out for you!
Don’t be the bad neighbor the rest of the block talks shit about and get that ice cleared before it snows again tomorrow.
Don’t be the bad neighbor the rest of the block talks shit about and get that ice cleared before it snows again tomorrow.
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One of my favorite Wikipedia tables documents how each year's Gävlebock met its maker en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4...
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
One of my favorite Wikipedia tables documents how each year's Gävlebock met its maker en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4...
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Niko Matsakis lets his daughter illustrate his slides, that's also an option.
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Niko Matsakis lets his daughter illustrate his slides, that's also an option.
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Heads up: Peter S. Beagle's THE LAST UNICORN is on US ebook sale for $2. I got copies for random giveaway.
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Heads up: Peter S. Beagle's THE LAST UNICORN is on US ebook sale for $2. I got copies for random giveaway.
We learned 25 songs in this cover band before we hit one that I really, really hate.
That’s a pretty good ratio, tbh.
That’s a pretty good ratio, tbh.
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
We learned 25 songs in this cover band before we hit one that I really, really hate.
That’s a pretty good ratio, tbh.
That’s a pretty good ratio, tbh.
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“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
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I think this is a typo but I kind of love it
ZELENSKIY SINGS DECREE TO DISMISS TOP AIDE YERMAK
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I think this is a typo but I kind of love it
"No, no, no. It's spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove.’"
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"No, no, no. It's spelt Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove.’"
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Funniest adult content tag in awhile
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Funniest adult content tag in awhile
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November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM